Far From A Degree



THE DIRTY ARMY: One word: DISGUSTING. One of Lafayette Louisiana’s biggest whores, this chick’s name is Molly Redfern, a “nursing” student at the University of Lafayette. I’ve seen this big forehead bitch falling over and throwing up in clubs. Some nurse… Can we say drinking problem? She’s already been charged for a Minor in Possession once, and searched by police on marijuana suspicions. Two shots of cheap gas station liquor and you will have this fat bellied pig in your bed and ready to give out all those college drds she’s acquired. Close your legs! Her facebook selfies will make you want to claw your eyes out, mostly showing off that huge forehead and flat chest of hers. Do you really think you look that good? Nah… She has an extremely misguided image of herself – telling people how intelligent she is, and how awesome her tits are. Bitch please, who let you into college? Your tits are as about exciting as a funeral home. Nobody wants to see that shit. Don’t share any secrets with this one, whether you’re pregnant, had an abortion, f*cked some bro, ki**ed somebody, or snorting lines of cocaine. If you tell Molly, the entire Northern Hemisphere will know about it. Eh, but what can I say, that’s what most attention whores from broken homes do. White trash from North Louisiana, I’m surprised she still has all of her teeth! Take that country accent and hillbilly smile of yours back to the sticks where you belong, because Lafayette is tired of hearing about how many dudes you’ve slept with and how many people hate you because of it. What’s with her selfies, kissing liquor bottles? Can’t find anything else to wrap those cold-sore lips around? Nice choice of nursing students, UL Lafayette. I can’t wait to have this drunken sloppy mess give me an IV ….. Not.
I think she’s past her slim fit days.- nik

























