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Gabby Is So Proud Of Herself

June 2, 2014 Lafayette 12



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Gabrielle Dawson, Lafayette’s biggest wh*re! Gabby please tell me how you can afford 2 Vegas trips, a new Mercedes SUV, a boob job, expensive shoes, and tons of shopping trips working at a bar downtown???? Everyone knows what Gabby is doing, we aren’t stupid. A friend of hers even admitted they used to go to New Orleans a few times to “work”. Your nothing but a trashy hoe with no morals and little respect for yourself. She even slept with RiffRaff for goodness sake! She has nudes on the internet even stating in one instagram photo “famous for all the wrong reasons”. Its like she’s proud that half of Louisiana has been her nude. Nice touch with your selfie from prison Gabby! It’s good to know your proud of drinking and driving. Weren’t you going to school to become a teacher? Is this the kind of person you really want teaching your kids? Your response to this will probably be oh you\’re just jealous. Guess what Gabby no one is jealous of you! Go back to school get an education and stop earning money by letting old nasty men pay to have sex with you! If you earned money the right way maybe people would respect you more! Most people see you as nothing but trash and easy. How does it feel to know people talk about you behind your back for all the nasty things you do, instead of talking about you for actually accomplishing things.

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Far From A Degree

June 5, 2013 Lafayette, LSU 229

THE DIRTY ARMY: One word: DISGUSTING. One of Lafayette Louisiana’s biggest whores, this chick’s name is Molly Redfern, a “nursing” student at the University of Lafayette. I’ve seen this big forehead bitch falling over and throwing up in clubs. Some nurse… Can we say drinking problem? She’s already been charged for a Minor in Possession once, and searched by police on marijuana suspicions. Two shots of cheap gas station liquor and you will have this fat bellied pig in your bed and ready to give out all those college drds she’s acquired. Close your legs! Her facebook selfies will make you want to claw your eyes out, mostly showing off that huge forehead and flat chest of hers. Do you really think you look that good? Nah… She has an extremely misguided image of herself – telling people how intelligent she is, and how awesome her tits are. Bitch please, who let you into college? Your tits are as about exciting as a funeral home. Nobody wants to see that shit. Don’t share any secrets with this one, whether you’re pregnant, had an abortion, f*cked some bro, ki**ed somebody, or snorting lines of cocaine. If you tell Molly, the entire Northern Hemisphere will know about it. Eh, but what can I say, that’s what most attention whores from broken homes do. White trash from North Louisiana, I’m surprised she still has all of her teeth! Take that country accent and hillbilly smile of yours back to the sticks where you belong, because Lafayette is tired of hearing about how many dudes you’ve slept with and how many people hate you because of it. What’s with her selfies, kissing liquor bottles? Can’t find anything else to wrap those cold-sore lips around? Nice choice of nursing students, UL Lafayette. I can’t wait to have this drunken sloppy mess give me an IV ….. Not.

I think she’s past her slim fit days.- nik

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Trifling Kim

June 5, 2013 Baton Rouge, Lafayette 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is my EX-Wife Kim. Guys watch out dont let her looks fool you. She is a beast all she is looking for is someone to use and lose. Just within the last year alone she has moved in with at least 3 different men. None of which has lasted over a month due to her cheating on them. So beware if u see her.

Pillow stainer.- nik

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Sonjie Henry, Plain ‘ol Nasty

October 10, 2012 Lafayette 3

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik The btch name is Sonjie Henry… She lives in Lafayette La, but known to get around. Since the age of 15, she has been trying to get pregers. The baby in the pic is her… CONGRATS :/ but the guy is her “baby daddy”. haha okay, how does two darks make a yellow. Nobody in the family is yellow with dry hair. Anyways… She goes around telling people she’s pregs and she having twins. Btch how far along are you. 2 years??? She has still depends on her mom and grandfather. She “tries” clubbing. Used me and my bf to club hop. Oh did I forget to mention she fcked ngas in the woods by Acadiana High School. She will fck as many boys as she can just to accomplish her needs. Her “baby daddy” says she was around with crusty drd filled underwear bc she fuks that many niggas without condoms. The mom isn’t any better. She still stays with her dad and fcks random nggas bc she cant find a man. The man she had left her for crck. Whats pathetic about this BTCH she lied and said she was adopted… WHO THE FCK LIES LIKE THIS… only Sonjie.

I think its time to retire that outfit.- nik

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No Wonder He Got Fired From Merrill Lynch

September 20, 2012 Lafayette 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the biggest faker in the world. He claims to be bi sexual but is gay.  The way he gets his trainers their leads is via craigslist under personal/romance. He has three clients which he just lolly gags with and does not even train them. All he does is own the building and take a percentage of what the other trainers make. Sh*t he’s not even in the gym half the time. he claims to have four houses in Lafayette but is really living in some sh*t hole in fremont ca. He has to have his mom drive him to work because he has a substance abuse problem and was fired from merrill lynch. I believe he has 2 DUI’s and and does cocaine on the regular. his gym is body mechanix watch out for this guy. HE LIKES HIS WHISKY LIKE HE LIKES HIS KIDS 12 YEARS OLD AND MIXED UP IN COKE.

His butt chin defines him.- nik

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Brandon Boudreaux

September 14, 2012 Lafayette 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, lets see this is Brandon Boudreaux aka Boudreaux.  He lives in Waggaman and works at the New U in Westwego. He is always talking about keeping it 100 and nothing below it. Well he should deff practice what he preachs, he dont even keep it close more like a 5 percent. He has been with over 20 girls and is only what 19 or 20.That right there should tell you. If you have been with him i would go get tested! He cant cut hair for shit the only reason he has his job is because of his mommy. Oh his other job selling weed. He is nothing but a spoiled little bitch if you ask me or better yet ask around. He trys to live in a grown mans world but he is not cutting it. Wait till i get ahold of him. He goes thru girls like i change my socks talking about he wants a bad bitch when he has one or a good women he screws them over. He trys to be a player but isnt even close. He drives his moms shit around, dont even own his own car. How you gonna act hard and dont own your own stuff? Oh boudreaux and if you are reading this why dont you try some stuff called PROACTIVE it works son! This one deff deserves to be put out on blast Nik.

He put the mirror on the ground to clean his poop shoot. I decided.- nik

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Lafayette’s Favorite Girl

February 29, 2012 Lafayette 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Claire Herpin. She’s a 19 year old loser from Lafayette Louisiana. She thinks its attractive to let guys snort Pepsi off of her fat ass. She shoots up Roxys.  While smoking alittle meth when her cocaine high wears off.   She hops from club to club every night and bounces from greg to greg.  She doesn’t have any friends because she sleeps with all of their boyfriends. Just giving everyone heads up, so she doesn’t end up sleeping with your boyfriend like she did with mine.

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This Chicks A Bigtime Pedo

December 13, 2011 Houston, Lafayette, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I saw this story and could not stop laughing.  Heather Daughdrill is a pedo! Why on earth would any woman wanna sleep with a 13 year old.  Her fingers gotta be bigger then the dudes greg.  Also why would you choose a bible boy? If she chose any other kid she would of been a hometown hero, dozens of kids would head to her house after school.   This is what the 28 year old pedophile is being charged with,:  Four counts of carnal knowledge of a juvenile, eight counts of sexual battery, three counts of 2nd-degree kidnapping; one count contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile (for the hooky-sex, we presume); and one count indecent behavior with a juvenile.  Think anyone will post this $200,000 bail on this chick? Those kids better start selling some cookies if they want their ‘cookie’ back.

I want nothing to do with the Art Walk.- nik

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