Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Girls Beware

October 26, 2012 Abbotsford, Langley 26 5,622 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Avni Gashi aka on FB as Antonio Ricci. This guy is bad news. He made my life into a living nightmare. He was abusive in every way. controlled every aspect of my life. While I was a faithful girlfriend he was out doing who knows what. Every time I tried to leave the relationship he would stalk me call me at least 100 times a day, come to my house and give me the only option of getting back to together or being beat up. I got away from him for good, but I’m worried for next nice girl like me hes going to do this too. Doesn’t matter what happens if he goes to jail he will just come out and be the same, anger management doesn’t do shit. He needs to be deported back to his country. Also hes apparently prostituting girls so beware girls he will probably drug you and force you to fck all his nasty friends.

This pictures a little concerning.- nik



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The Brunette Is Back

October 22, 2012 Calgary, Langley 37 8,031 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Remember ‘Kaila Jeane’ the brunette you considered, until you saw her unedited photos. At the time she was 17 and ‘illegally’ posted on your site. Well now she’s 18, turning 19 soon, and legal so she can’t bitch about being posted up.. Thought i’d bring in some new news to double confirm your doubts about her..here’s an update; As of recently she started sleeping with this new ‘purple crayon’, who goes by the name of Tyrell(in the picture above), since she starting seeing him, it appears she began packing on the pounds and caking on even more bronzer. I find her photos disturbing with what little of clothing she wears while her obvious whale blubber hangs from her muffin top and arms. Not to mention the fact that she also claims to be a “child of god”. Honey, that ship sailed for you years ago. Stop being a fake. Last but not least, nearly everyone in our city knows that while Kaila is off doing her fake plus size modeling and acting, her ‘man’ is sticking his purple crayon into any girl he can get his hands on. This may seem harsh Kaila, but nothing has seemed to get through to you over the years, so hopefully you start following some of your friends advice and face the truth..

Her pits look happy..and by that I mean well fed.- nik



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Swamp Donkey

October 9, 2012 Langley 6 9,463 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this shaved headed ugly home wreaking goof, if you walk past the chick SHE WILL GET PREGNANT !! she has 5 kids, 4 boys and 1 girl, 2 of the kids is the same father and the rest each a different guy. and she is only 25 !!! like LOOSE AS A F***ING GOOSE CAN YOU SAY? yea i think so. he head is half shaved and its ORANGE !! like your a sick m*th using ugly goof. and stay away from my old man !

Usually after a couple you lose the highschool mentality…she hasn’t.- nik



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Linda Bellamy Should Be In Jail

September 27, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 207 10,564 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am a neighbour of Linda Bellamy and am tired of smelling pot from there house. She needs to be locked up and i feel bad for the politician she is supporting becasueit looks bad on his part. Get out of langley you sloot. Your daughter and son need a new mom!!!! I am putting up posters ALL OVER LANGLEY TO raise attention and mailing letters to people involved on the convervative party. NO MOTHER SHOULD ALLOW HER CHILDREN TO SMOKE MARIJUANA AND DO HARD DRUGS WITH THEM IN HER OWN HOME!!!! I dont care if your daghter is a lesbo or sleeps with other girls – just get this stupid dumb mother out of our community!!!

Looks like she should be in a home.- nik



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Fake Linda Bellamy Of Langley

September 26, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 144 9,210 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Linda Bellamy of Langley for secretary? I think John Cummins needs to RECONSIDER who his “friends” are. Linda Bellamy supports her son and daughter in smoking marijuana and utilizing other hard drugs within her own home. Moreso, she encourages her daughter to be a lesbian and supports her in dating other girls. SHE WILL RUIN THE REPUTATION OF A REAL CONSERVATIVE. Beware of Linda Bellamy, she is a FLAKE. Good luck John Cummins.

People say that you look like your dog…I’m sure their bodies match.- nik



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Leyla, The Biggest Sloot I Know

September 25, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 415 7,652 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this beauty here is leyla, and she is the biggest sl*t ever. shes done about everything you can imagine…even in school ex: BJ’s, Handjobs, even fcking in the school bathroom with almost every guy. This Thing is like a walking disease. she gets shitface drunk every weekend and sleeps around.guys don’t even like her cuz she’s hot, she’s just easy. apparently she got preggo a couple of times. she claims to be a badass rap chick but shes nothing but a ratchet hoe. this girl turned from a goodie goodie to a slut in 2.5 seconds. i’ve seen her before in middle school and now in high school shes transferring diseases everywhere. you name it, seniors, freshman, teachers and everything in between, she fcked. you know that quote “shes like 7/11 cuz shes always open” it was probably named after her. i wouldn’t be surprised if i see her on Hastings street in 2 years. oh…and shes only 14. this girls going places with her life.

I never post 14 year old girls, but I’m making an exception here because her parents need to see this.- nik



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