Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Langley Beauty

September 20, 2012 Langley 190 5,612 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is incredibly beautiful. So I need your opinion. She says she’s ugly almost every day She might be a bi*ch to people but i personally think its her past. She comes from langley, She hangs out around the fountain and dougles park. I see her all the time, people call her a m*th head. I don’t know if its true.  What do you think ? Should i go for her?

Answer: No, she’s a horse except it.  She just shifts around her mouth to try and mask it.



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Attention Seeking Emotionally Challenged Midget

September 5, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 6 7,081 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dirty little hoe thinks she is the hottest shit ever! I think by the photos we can see this is a only a pipe dream. she constantly complains that she doesn’t have a boyfriend and that no one likes her. but when she does have a boyfriend in her life she can’t help but cheat on them repeatedly until shes alone all over again.. she leads guys on to make them think she wants them only to reject them later I suspect so that she can continue to complain and get sympathy for being alone and unwanted by anyone with more then half a brain and/or nutsack. shes on a never ending attention bender posting disgusting photos of herself in bathing suits perhaps considered arousing in the 40′s, trolling for likes on social media to give her a sense of undeserved self satisfaction. the stench that comes from between this girls legs can be smelt lingering on the breeze around the heart of Langford. If you smell rotten eggs don’t worry you don’t necessarily have a gas leak! take a look around for this gremlin before you call to get your pipes fixed.

Your cleavage and pits are being severely neglected with fabric.- nik



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Langley’s Finest

August 23, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 117 6,271 Views

vancouvers finest

vancouvers finest

vancouvers finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl runs around Langley with almost nothing on at all times. Her face looks like shes been giving head to a weed wacker and her gremlin teeth are proof she has! She’s had the police go around Langley searching for her dumb *ss after suicide attempts ….. i mean attention attempts. She huffs gas and sucks off guys behind the Langley subway this bi**h well do any thing for a free foot long she’d probably like a nice sandwhich too. She’s gnarley and i cant believe people post photos of themselves looking like this. Brina Atkinson what do your paretns think of you fu**ing 40 year old men you meet off the internet you should be banned off the earth nasty.

She’s got a real low sitting jawline and a thick sports bra…not a good combo.- nik



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Middle Aged Low Life

August 1, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 28 5,538 Views

Middle Aged Low-life

Middle Aged Low-life

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirtbag is 40 years old and lives in Langley. Has 3 kids by THREE different women. He is the poster child for “deadbeat loser”. What is ironic is that this loser works as a “substance abuse counsellor” yet he can’t even get his own sh*t in order on that front. Ironic. Bring him into your world and you’ll surely regret it. This 40 year old bankrupt fool doesn’t even have a pot to piss in and never will. Keep on existing in your pathetic life, Peter pan.

I bet he’s got a bag stocked with axe…for the ladies.- nik



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Dirty Little Carrie Wallace

July 25, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 21 8,062 Views

dirty little slut

dirty little slut

dirty little slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, THIS GIRL NAMED CARRIE WALLACE, you might of seen her around Langley, she wont go anywhere with out someone cause she scared she might get bet up and i hope someone does, she did e when she was prego n smokes pot n smoke cigars around her kid in the same room. And all she does is sleep around n f*ck guys cause she thinks she all that but she not she a fat ugly B*TCH she thinks she all that but she is ugly n a hooker n she gets her mom n dad to take care of her kid cause she don’t want it at all she too busy being a h*e. She should be but away n never let out she a retarded n needs help so bad. And she doesnt want friends she just wants there money what a gold digger.

That’s no Carrie, Its Corey…I decided.- nik



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Langley’s Crazy Nut Case

June 29, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 22 8,434 Views

langley's crazy nut case

langley's crazy nut case

langley's crazy nut case

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alyssa Nelles, holy I’ve never seen someone so obsessed with anyone I swear she has some type of mental issues. She well get so mad and so upset with you if you hang out with her ex boyfriend or any of the men she likes cause apparently its a rule, how is it a rule when you’ve known the guy so much more longer.
She well also act like a little girl and delete you from her bbm or facebook pretty hurting little drama sh*t she causes grow up maybe stop hanging with the other lg sloots you hang out with yo have the most nastiest man body as well!

None of this surprises me coming from Langley.- nik



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