Langley | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Twinkle Twinkle Little Slore

June 4, 2014 Grande Prairie, Langley, Prince George 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi my names Lindsay wellings and I’m a little whore. Feed me a few shots and ill fuck you just don’t tell my boyfriend that went to jail because he tried to steal something for me from seven eleven. Oh my. Where do I start? She k**led her baby snorting cocaine, drinking, smoking and smoking pot thank god she isn’t a mother that poor kid would be a stupid snatch like her. I bet she poors salt water on her long smelly pubes to keep the cr*bs fresh. Talk about drd factory! This bitch actually brags that she owes thousands of dollars. I cant believe men would actually think this skinny ugly twig is hot! What do you think nik would you bang her? I wouldnt not even with a ten foot pole. This bitch has been all over Dawson. Yuck lay off the drugs sloooooore no one wants to see your coke whore zitty tittys put them away! PS next time you smile try not to crinkle your forehead it looks horrible!

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Choose your Dyke

June 4, 2014 Langley, Prince George 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Heynik, alright.. lets start off by saying this is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMEMT. This here is “Rabekah emily Marquis\” who the hell knows how you spell her actual name. She is the dirtiest lesbian known to prince george. Shes got a new girl practically everyday, talk about flavor of the hour. Shes a real sweet talker, but shes not someone you should hop into bed with. You\’ll see her at the pine center mall more often than not hitting girls up single or not, she’ll pull her pathetic charm out and use it. She can honestly pass for a guy. She looks act and talks like she is one. This is the lowest of the lows in pg. This sloooo has piss poor tattoos and tends to get fucked up way to often, this rachet is the definition of E-Tard. She pops eat like children will eat skittles its hard to believe she has not dropped dead yet. She comes across as this bad ass, wanna be g bitch, but cant back herself up for shit. Please do the town a favor, get this message across to the potential girls she will pounce on.

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Langley Hood Rat

May 27, 2014 Langley 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chantelle Depatie lives in Langley and is a lying cheating girl that will do any guy for a bag of dope.Thats not even close to the worst thing she’s done.  I cant think of anyone she hasnt been with.

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Dallas aka Elyse Jean

May 8, 2014 Kelowna, Langley 808

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her real names elyse jean her work name as an escort at beach bunnies is Dallas she fell off and isn’t bunny of the month anymore she makes $90hh and $140 hr after paying agency fees!

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My Beautiful Danni Girl

May 5, 2014 Langley, Maple Ridge 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This girl is quick to take your man if she thinks that he will supply her with whatever it is she needs….watch out ladies the junkie will try whatever it takes to get him even if it means taking his phone and taking pictures of her sorry ass self! Ladies Beware!!!!!!

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Stefanie Wanachuck

May 2, 2014 Langley 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Stefanie Watamaniuk, She is a Downright Homewrecker who always has 3-4 men on the go at any given time. She has two kids of her own.. Just aborted her thrid due to embarassment, or the fact she didnt know who her childs father was? Or it was a miscarriage? Or ya you get my drift this time…. She whores around cook county and the Ranch… Looking for married men to possible get her self pregnant.. And have him support her and her children and her high class drinking problem… Desperate, …. I know of at least 3 marriages she has broke up in last 2 years… All getting pregnant and mysteriously losing it week later… married men beware. Why? Crazy bitch did it to me, not saying asshole ex any better when I heard its happen few times before,

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Tracy Son, Thirsty Noodle

April 30, 2014 Langley 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tracy Son from Langley. She went to LSS and boy have I heard some stories about this one. One I heard in particular, is that she got wasted at a party one time and had a threesome with two guys who were a couple years older than her. She must have been in grade 10 at the time. She let one of the guys stick his dick in her dirty underage pussy while she drooled all over the other guys dick. How trashy, right?! She’s 21 now and I can only imagine how many other threesomes and gangbangs she has been involved in! Girls these days seem to have no self respect. What do you think, Nik? Would you let her touch your dick?

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Mr. Ego-Bigger-Then-His-Balls

April 24, 2014 Langley, Prince George 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this here is Robert Verkiak. He is one of the biggest douche bags ever. He has a shitty job and thinks he is the richest guy around, making fun of everyone…he needs to educate himself. He thinks he is better then everyone because he is WHITE. He walks around making fun of anyone who is colored. He used to drive a ridiculous Chevy Malibu and put in crappy subs and lights and drove around clueless, to everyone making fun of him. He now drives a soccer moms car. He bought a bran’ new Chevy Cruise and thinks he is Mr. Racecar Driver. He throws the same shitty subs and drives around like hes driving a muscle car. Not only does he act like an idiot with his cars and “subs” he also managed to get two girls pregnant. He has one kid which he proudly teaches him swear words like cunt and shit. He dumps his kid on his parents all the time so he can go party and fuck the ugliest and most desperate girls he can find. He managed to find Bridget and get her pregnant. He tells everyone he isnt the father because he doesnt have the balls to grow up and be one. He is honestly one of the most pathetic people you will ever meet, he is so insecure about himself that he has to make fun of everyone and fuck dirty girls. He is a walking drd. He is a cheater and a liar, he cheated on bridget with some BROOKE BACON girl. (Her fb name anyways…) I feel bad for any girl that falls for his stupid act. No wonder no one likes you Robert! Good job you fcked up the game of LIFE.

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