THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this here is Robert Verkiak. He is one of the biggest douche bags ever. He has a shitty job and thinks he is the richest guy around, making fun of everyone…he needs to educate himself. He thinks he is better then everyone because he is WHITE. He walks around making fun of anyone who is colored. He used to drive a ridiculous Chevy Malibu and put in crappy subs and lights and drove around clueless, to everyone making fun of him. He now drives a soccer moms car. He bought a bran’ new Chevy Cruise and thinks he is Mr. Racecar Driver. He throws the same shitty subs and drives around like hes driving a muscle car. Not only does he act like an idiot with his cars and “subs” he also managed to get two girls pregnant. He has one kid which he proudly teaches him swear words like cunt and shit. He dumps his kid on his parents all the time so he can go party and fuck the ugliest and most desperate girls he can find. He managed to find Bridget and get her pregnant. He tells everyone he isnt the father because he doesnt have the balls to grow up and be one. He is honestly one of the most pathetic people you will ever meet, he is so insecure about himself that he has to make fun of everyone and fuck dirty girls. He is a walking drd. He is a cheater and a liar, he cheated on bridget with some BROOKE BACON girl. (Her fb name anyways…) I feel bad for any girl that falls for his stupid act. No wonder no one likes you Robert! Good job you fcked up the game of LIFE.