Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

She Could Be Teaching Your Children

June 4, 2012 Langley, The Dirty, Vancouver 33 7,952 Views

Classy teacher from Langley

Classy teacher from Langley

Classy teacher from Langley

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick here is a class act… she is a teachers-aid & works at an elementary school, but constantly up loads pictures of herself getting completely sh*tface. All her status’ are about how “wrecked” she got last night & recently had uploaded a status complaining about how she was stuck with a bunch of annoying grade 1′s on a bus… wow! & Check out these pictures of her… awesome teach ehh getting arrested & is proud of it & posts it on facebook. I hope someone shows her boss & she gets fired.

Where can I get that carpet?- nik



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Man Sloot Brad

May 22, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 15 7,751 Views

GoofSon ManSloot Brad

GoofSon ManSloot Brad

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this HARDCORE F*GGOT, Brad Powley, he thinks hes soo hard with a new gf every week each one getting greasier.he fcked all the dirty sloots in Langley ranging from 13 too 30. Did i mention he’s 18? This kid need to get a job cuz he has a kid but the only way he makes money is robbing defenseless people then brags to all his friends. My bad one friend Dougie Freash, dumb*ass can’t even spell fresh. These butt pirates just love to slay dragons together and by drangon i really mean a crusty lg dragon, and by slay i really mean DP her. and if you don’t believe me they even have the video to prove they are “good homies”. Even though he will wreck his own friend ship with his fudge packin brother “dougie” because they both f*cked the same chick then flip out even though he called her a thousand and one dirty names. by the the way mr. freash if ur still lookin for ur phone stop, your butt buddy sold it. All in all this is a big douche and i wanted all girls in langley to know hes a bi-polar syco path that likes to be a predator to the lg’s that don’t know him. Now brad is a character when he’s high on his jib or E or anything else on his long list of drugs that he loves to sniff, smoke and pop. Just go back to the surry sh*t hole you crawled out of you f*cking goof. You’re less then sh*t and i hope you find you’re place soon or some one will put you there.

Is grabbing your nuts in pics a universal gay code?- nik



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Russian Man Sloot

May 7, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Langley 25 6,535 Views

Russian Sloot

Russian Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Dmitri Kondratyev a local sloot who spends his time trying to f*ck 20 girls before he’s 20. He’ll f*ck anything that walks including chicks in there 30′s and hes so proud of it. He has a girlfriend too except he cheats on her all the time and breaks up with her like every week. He recently totaled his gfs moms car street racing and all he does is talk about it sounds like hes almost proud of it. Its time for people to see who he really is just a skinny loser who needs to get checked, with all the greasy b*tches he’s f*cked i wouldn;t be surprised if he has something.

I remember my first beer.- nik



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Langley’s Gay Stripper

May 1, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 31 9,852 Views

Langley's Gay Stripper

Langley's Gay Stripper

Langley's Gay Stripper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Langley’s most famous gay stripper. Runs around to all the parties and clubs trying to make enough money to support his pepsi addiction. He got party hard tattooed on his ass just to have another excuse to take his pants off. This guy needs a reality check.

That chicks face says it all, I’m gunna have to agree with her on this one.- nik



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Greasy Ginger Pedo

April 27, 2012 Langley, Vancouver 23 8,294 Views

Greasy ginger pedo

Greasy ginger pedo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this greasy Langley skid on blast. This here is Mike Carlson, aka Langley’s biggest pedophile!! he hangs around Langley Centre as you can see in pic below, and hangs out with 13 and 14 year olds when he is pushing 30!! hello, can you say pedo??? The kids only hang around him because he buys them booze. He also frequents the bus and if you see him ladies (I mean, little girls cause he doesn’t like women his own age) make sure you stay far away. I once saw him looking up an 11 year old girls skirt, no joke. This creep takes cradle robbing to a whole new level, one girl he dated was 15 years old!!! disgusting. And he managed to knock up one of his “girlfriends” as you can also see in below pic. All he does is get sloshed, ride the bus, and try and hit up any naive teen(or younger) girl. He is also very unintelligent, but that doesn’t give him an excuse to be a creepy bastard that preys on children. I sincerely hope he stays away from his own kid. Honestly, I wish there was more I could do to stop sick f*cks like him. But seeing as many people view this website it is important to make it known that MIKE CARLSON IS A PEDOPHILE. LOCK YOUR WINDOWS KIDS!!!

The community watch program should station their people outside liquor stores.  They can call it pedo watch.- nik



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Megan Diell Ruined My Family And Marriage

April 26, 2012 Langley, The Dirty 115 8,198 Views

Homewrecking Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wh*re has been hanging out with my husband sending him inappropriate text messages, getting him to give her money to support her drug problem when I need him to pay his rent!! He has been ditching me and his kid and hanging out with this loose lipped disease bag wh*re. Just want people to know what a low piece of sh*t she is!!! Her name is Megan Diell and I hope she feels as much pain as she has caused me!!! Way to ruin a family and a marriage you stupid wh*re!

Megan you just ruined a child’s life.- nik



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