THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ashlee Seidel. This cheap wh*re goes all around my twitter and instagram commenting on everything saying I’m so “ugly” “fat” and “wh*rish” all because SHE slept with MY boyfriend! (ex, I should say) now they’re dating and he’s already cheated on her once but she keeps crawling back to him because this girl has ZERO self esteem!! It clearly shows in all the nasty photos she posts of herself (always posing like a duck and looking like she’s constipated) with a caption like “I’m so f*cking good looking” or “bitches WISH they looked like me!” The chicks CRAZY!! I mean come on, she is 22 years old and I’m 16, she stalks all my friends throwing insults out her ass she even egged my friends car!! Please Nik, help me put this b*tch on blast!  Everyone in the Mission, Abbotsford, and Langley area needs to WATCH OUT because this hippos hungry and could be after your relationship next!!

Ashlee is the best he could cheat on you with?  You should feel lucky he is out of your life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the slootiest of sloots!! She f*cked 3 guys in 3 days!! And that was just in the week I knew her! Think about how many other guys she has probably f*cked! Her name is Autum Johnson and lives in Langley. I started to hangout with her and we hooked up but she was all into getting to know each other and sh*t. Apparently not, because in one night (the night after we hooked up) She got one of my friends roommates (Who is 35!!!! ew) to pick her up, bring her there and they f*cked (She is 19). Than, no word of a lie, she got him to drop her off at my place while I wasn’t home and she slept with my roommate. I found the two of them sleeping in my roommates bed naked the next morning… Are you retarded?! Obviously I’m gonna see. Now here’s the kicker! The first dude she f*cked had DRD and basically passed it down the line! ahaha. She might wanna have a chat with her gino. Karma b*tches. Hit the Dirt.

Her head is taller then both those guys.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this James brown hes from all over BC he is such a loser. He has 4 kids with three different women. The one he is with now works while he sits at home doing nothing but smoke pot. His gf cheated on him with his x best friend and he is still with her. He is such a fat loser he should have been on here years ago.

And that’s why he lives in a trailer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put Jaran on blast. This guy is from Langley, now living in Vancouver. He is completely mentally unstable. He lies to anyone and everyone he knows, he is a complete sociopath with total disregard for anyone including his own family. He was trying to get together with me and I later found out that he was living with a girl who had zero idea about his nasty shit. His is a complete drug addict and I heard even stole money from his own grandmother!!! He used to talk sh*t about the girl he lived with, while he was trying to bang me.. oh ya did I mention he was my boss at Coast? What a pig… he will smooth talk any girl to get what he wants and always tries to tell girls how he just wants to find a girl girl and have a family.. BULLSH*T! He is the best at sending long drawn out facebook messages to girls after you can’t get a hold of him for about 5 days after either he bangs you or you take him for dinner cause he magically left his wallet somewhere.. lol. Oh ya… he used to own Tunnel night club too, one of his many stories. Girls beware, this guy is a smooth talking pig… who got fired from the Glowbal group for stealing ( I should know) Hey Jaran, do a rail.. grind your teeth down some more… and tell us all in Vancouver another story!!! nobody believes you loser!!! We all laugh at your CRAZY behavior. GET BACK ON THE MEDS!!

Nice try combing over your bald spots.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the infamous Josh (but picture him 90 lbs lighter)who so many women have been hurt by. He said I was his gf and he loved me when the whole time he has like 5 or 6 gfs a “wife” and a baby mama named melody who just had his twins. I’m not proud to say he has hit me up for money so he can buy his dope and i hear he has been doing the same to all his other gf, that’s his job. He collects welfare and then gets the many women that love him to pay his bills and hand him cash. I’ve gone without so this loser can have what he needs cuz i was stupid but this goof needs justice. He deserves his penis to rot and his heart to stop ticking cuz this hurts, its not a game to me. He is a drug addict and sex addict who has f*cked me in more ways than one Beware of this evil.

90 lbs lights…addiction hits hard.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tell the woman to hide their husbands from this Aldergrove Sk*nky Cougar. She hits on men while working at a bank in Abbotsford. This lady comes across as being your friend, but is after the chase for your husband! She has 4 kids, all separate fathers, 1 child from an affair. She is not new to the dating scene. Teresa has at least 3 married men on the go at all times. She recently was a focus in all of the newspapers for being a recipient of an AOK home makeover. Teresa has the town fooled. She will latch on to your husband just for the game. She Loves to give oral sex in public. And Once she destroys your marriage the game is over and she is already onto her next victim. She plays at the Rendezvous, Gabby’s and the Fox and the Hound. Look at her face she looks like a Mac truck ran her over. Please be advised to be tested and wrap it around this lady!! This lady does not need a home makeover, she needs counseling and a box of condoms!