THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to introduce Langley’s biggest piece of shit Cole Weeks a.k.a Bobby Smith. Another water baby with a pizza back. His friends call Yellow head nation, but have to make sure to always laugh about it behind his back because this insecure water baby is known for having spaz attacks that rival Danny Devito. By wearing only Hugo Boss this nob feels like he is the cat’s meow but really everyone just sees the scared little chubby boy that went to jail. Rumour has it he was forced to eat his own shit. Pretty shitty shit eh Cole. I’ve heard something really gross is going to happen soon because we all know the saying “What goes around, comes around Cole”. Just another Chump from Chump City. Nobody likes you Cole, See you soon Bobby.
Pizza boy eh…he’d definitely be able to carry out the most on his delivery routes.- nik