Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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My Birthday Week- DIRTY ARMY Come Party
Posted in Dallas, Las Vegas, Newport, San Diego, The Dirty | February 9th, 2010
I am having three birthday parties this week as I get closer to my Trouthood. DIRTY ARMY roll out and help me celebrate… who knows how many years I have left?
Thursday, Feb. 11 Hardrock San Diego- 207/Rooftop
Friday, Feb. 12 Dallas Texas- Kinki Lounge
Saturday, Feb. 13 Hardrock Las Vegas- VANITY
Pool Season Is Only 2 Months Away
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, pool season is in 2 months and all the Juice Monkeys are getting their needles ready and shooting themselves in the butt. Nik, you juicing up this summer?
No, I try to stay away from cranberry juice and most other juices in general… too much sugar.- nik
Las Vegas Brunette
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty, Would You? | February 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik since you’re on a brunette quest and in Vegas, how about this one? Her name is Alison and she was a playmate at one point(06 I think) but now is a host in Vegas for Extra and some nightclub networks. I heard she’s a really sweet girl and sorry no blue eyes but I think she’s pretty with great bone structure and i’m a girl. So what you think nik?
Answer: I think she has great armpits, decent bone structure and nice +2’s… here chin bothers me a lot, but we can work past that. I guess I would cuddle with her this weekend, but that is where I draw the line.
DIRTY ARMY Invasion Of Superbowl Weekend In Las Vegas
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 5th, 2010Somehow I got talked into taking a limo ride from Scottsdale to Vegas with 18 girls and Grey Goose today. I am ready to lose all my money on the Colts on Sunday. If you are out in Vegas come play with me. I host LAX tonight and PURE tomorrow. I really want to have sex this weekend to even out my testosterone levels because of football. I am sick of every scab banging out my agent and bragging to their friends the next morning how they had sex with the “almost dirty guy”. My Greg is ready!
Guido + Douche + Sexual Predator + Closer = Ari Golden
Is it just me or is my 37 year old agent trying to do whatever takes to be famous so that he can be a “Predator to the Stars”. Why the hell is his name on the flyer? Nobody cares about him? Anyway I can’t wait to rage Friday night at LAX and then Saturday night at PURE. I guess I am supposed to hang out with Scottsdale girls all weekend (Sand to the Beach)… Good thing I share. If you are going to be in Vegas this weekend come hang with me. I will be at the book losing all my money on the Colts. DIRTY ARMY degenerates what bets are easy money this weekend?
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Is She Worthy For My G5
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been seeing this new smoking hot chick hanging out with AIM and Mapquest, and I want to know if DA had her story, to be honest I’m what you call on this site a “Trout” at the age of 51. Most consider me wealthy, my three kids are done with college, and now that I’m divorced I’ve been meeting nothing but hot smoking GOLD DIGGERS. Not trying to find a girl that likes me for my money, so DA please help me out and let me know if this girl deserve to fly with me in my G5.
Are you sure you like that girl Mr. Trout… they look a little lopsided. I give her a 5.7668829 at best.- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 4th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. Greg Guaranteed? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Bing Bong
After hef’s passing, the Mantion parties haven’t been the same.
The High Rise Half Breed
Posted in Las Vegas, Would You? | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik- This is Ashley G. This dumb slut has been whoring around Vegas clubs for years and is only 22. She is a “real estate” agent that will have sex with anyone for whatever her drug of choice is that week. She thinks shes a smart golddigger, but the only thing she can get guys to give her is a glass of vodka with a roofie in it. Put her on blast, Nik. Nobody likes her!
I bet she sells houses the same way, its how she made it through the recession.- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. What Is That Smell? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
J-WoWw takes it from behind from The Situation, while Pauly D Fist pumps the situation.
Kingston’s Chicks
Posted in Hollywood, Las Vegas, Would You? | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik how did Sean Kingston do?? Would you with any of these chicks he’s with?
Answer: No, my head isn’t big enough.
**Update** My Agent Is A Sexual Predator, I Decided.
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2010**Update- I have just found out that my agent Ari bought this girl a Gucci purse to apologize. Apparently she went nuts and he had to go Kobe style to save multiple relationships. If you are a lady that has had fornicating relations with him, now is your chance to get free jewels.
**Warning this video is not suitable for children**
Payback for yesterdays video Ari!!! Sorry, but I have to go hard because I always win no matter what the cost. My agent has ran through 3 disgusting hood rats today. One of the girls names was Laquisha (Real Talk).
**The SOCK is an international guy code which means “I am fornicating, please do not disturb.”
If you have twitter please Retweet this video so his girlfriends find out.
