Miss USA Blondes


Miss USA Blondes

Miss USA Blondes

Miss USA Blondes

Miss USA Blondes

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Miss USA pageant is right around the corner. I saw that a few of the girls were already posted, and was wondering your opinion on some of the blondes that are competed this year. These are the girls official swimwear pictures, and they’ve been retouched. Do you see a future Miss USA in the bunch?

I like the second one and the fourth one. None of these girls are good enough to win though. 1st pic- Her mole dominates, 2nd pic- her jaw defines her, 3rd pic- she is all back and 4th pic- has thunder thighs.- nik

Bill Clinton Is Keeping Up His Appearances


Slick Willy is keeping up appearances

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, check out everyones favorite former president at the Monte Carlo Casino this week. In this pic, Billy boy, is posing with porn star, Brooklyn Lee on his right arm. On the other arm is Tasha Reign, another porn star, while Jennifer Taule, is seen to the far-left. Quite classy, if you ask me.

I thought the far left was Bill.- nik

5 Years Of TheDirty.com


The most common statements I have heard over the years:

Year 1: “This will never work.”

Year 2: “Someone is going to kill you.”

Year 3: “You are going to get AIDS.”

Year 4: “Can I be your friend?”

Year 5: “You made it.”

Come join me May 25th as we continue to make history.- nik

Now Anyone Can Be Miss USA


Now anyone can be Miss USA

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell us your honest opinion about these Miss U.S.A. ladies here. In my opinion, their faces aren’t very photogenic. Miss Nevada (left) has too much space in between her eyes, Miss Hawaii (middle) her eyes are off center, and Miss New Mexico (right) is too asian, probably is older than she is claiming to be. I have to say that your wife is way hotter and very photogenic out of all three of them. Why didn’t Shayne ever compete in the past? She would of WON!

This looks like a Miss Mexico pageant.- nik

Floyd Mayweather Jr’s Exclusive Luxury Shoe: The “Ghost”


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m a fan of your site. I’m a designer, and just did a competition to design a shoe for Floyd Mayweather Jr. Was wondering if you could tell me what you thought of them? And if you would considering getting them if they came into the market? Dirty Army Strong. Heres a brief description: In the words of Floyd Mayweather Jr. himself, “Hard work is easy work,” and this shoe represents just that! Drawing inspiration from Floyd’s collection of white Phantoms comes the sleek lines derived from the Ghost. The front is very smooth incorporating the art of pinking like on a wing tip dress shoe. This clean finished front allows you to wear jeans or dress slacks pulling off the dress shoe appearance. The “G” ghost shoe tag makes for a great key ring addition after purchasing. The back heel is made up with quilted padded walls with a diamond quilted heel strap to secure comfort and stability. Whether you’re walking into the gym or into the night club, the Mayweather “Ghost” shoe will represent SUCCESS!

I want a pair. The Ghost is my favorite ride.- nik

Man With 30 Kids Requests Child-Support Break


Man With 30 Kids Requests Child-Support Break

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this dumb ass. 30 kids from 11 diferent baby mama’s. Someone needs to cut his greg off. And who are these dumb ass girls that are sleeping with him.

I don’t think he should get any support. He has super sperm.- nik

“Thickness” aka Sarah Scheller


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you recently posted a few photoshopped pictures of Kina’s bff Miss Scheller. Here is a recent un-photoshopped picture of Sarah at EBC. It actually does her justice, as she looks far worse in person.

Her Dirty Celeb name is perfect.- nik

Shauna Lyn Garder And Kirt Pinto Are Meant For Each Other



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Shauna Lyn Gardner does it again with her horse grinder face and spent the night with Jordan Yost a couple of weeks ago feeling sorry for herself and wanted a pick me up dinner and a fool to pick up the tab with his fabricated status. You only need a few dollars for valtrex and a horse face to get her in bed in fact she will go to the club bathroom. She should sleep with Kurt Pinto again so they can be the number 1 attention wh*res of Las Vegas again. Nik she claims that you try to contact her on twitter and hit it up all of the time for VIP and contact lists. WHY?

She is full of sh*t with her claims. I don’t hit up anyone on Twitter, I don’t have time for trash.- nik

What Happened To Sarah


What Happend to Sarah

What Happend to Sarah

What Happend to Sarah

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you’re always talking about how you want to shock people into changing their lives. Well if that’s true and not just a lame excuse to justify your existence then help Sarah Scheller. This chick needs a wakeup call fast. Look at the first picture I submitted from 2009. Look how she looks healthy, happy, beautiful. Now fast forward to 2012 and you can see the downfall played out in her facebook timeline. Now she’s overweight, on drugs, an escort, and idolizing losers like Kina. Sarah, KINA IS F*CKING RETARD! Stop trying to act just like her! She is a joke and a wh*re. One complaint I’ve got to make about this website is girls see these dirty celebs and all the plastic surgery they get and start thinking if they get that procedure they’ll be “famous” too. Stop looking up to these freaks. They’re on display for a reason. Stop doing drugs, we can see the white sh*t in your nose in your photos. The glassy eyes, the rotten teeth, the bad skin… it all points to a destructive lifestyle. You used to be beautiful Sarah and it’s not too late. The fake horse hair extensions, the acrylic nails that went out of style ten years ago, and the costumes you wear instead of clothes make you look dumb and cheap. I know if you post this everyone is going to call me a “hater.” What sort of adult uses the word “hater” anyway? Delete all those idiots off your facebook. They just write mean comments and make fun of you. They aren’t your friends. You know what the best revenge is? BEING HAPPY AND SUCCESSFUL! So get off the drugs and do somethings with your life and all the people calling you a dumb whore will shut the f*ck up.

I hope Thickness reads this.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen this yet?! I really want to know what the f*ck she did to get her guy to throw all the sh*t out of the UHaul right on the strip.

Looks like someone got caught cheating.- nik