She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Smokin Vegas Bartenders
Posted in Las Vegas, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Was at LAVO the other night and saw these two, I think there both gorgeous, just got to know, Would you?? Oh and the one on the left has an identical twin….
Twins are nice…not ones with stretched out heads though. The one on the rights scrappers are distracting.- nik
Free Tans For Sex
Posted in Dirty Business, Las Vegas | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently moved to Vegas and needed a new tanning salon. I found this one online and was in love by the sight of the beautiful array of men they had working instead of blonde orange girls. After my free tan the employee working asked me for my #, and called me to come tan the next day. I told him I didn’t want to waste my money on tans and being very easily influenced I took his offer and slept with him in the tanning bed once they closed, and got my free tan. This is very low, but he was cute. I just talked to another girl, and it turns out the whole company has it rigged with men so they get laid by girls who come in, the best part is the owner Selina supports it and tells them as long as they make her money they can have sex in any bed they want – cough, where is health inspections right about now? Here is there card, please post – and if anyone calls, Cody is the man who made my night.
Shouldn’t this brothel be the other way around?- nik
Chin-Chilla’s UFC Groupie Friend
Posted in Chin-Chilla, Las Vegas, Miami, The Dirty | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw you posted about the new Florida Dirty celeb Chin -Chilla and on the pic you posted yesterday I saw our mutual friend Monique in the photo. Everyone from Florida to Vegas knows that Monique loves UFC dudes and she does anything to meet them and sleep with them. This is straight intel from Chin-Chilla, she brags about how many of the UFC fighters she has slept with and not only did she sleep with them but they are actually big names in the MMA scene. Here are some of the fighters under her belt, Rashad Evans, Forrest Griffin, Thiago Alves, Brock Lesner(yes he cheated on Sable with Monique) just to name a few. Now that is something to be proud of. So nik what you think about Chin-Chilla’s UFC Groupie friend?
So you are saying if I wear an Assliction shirt around this girl I could probably do her?- nik
Also See: New Dirty Celeb From Florida Chin-Chilla
Pucker’s Life In Vegas
Posted in Las Vegas, Seattle, The Dirty | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is what Pucker’s facebook and twitter have taught me. 1. she loves living in Vegas 2. her room mates are four guys 3. she was engaged to a man for a week and is now single 4. she works on the streets, holding a sign naked 5. she gave up pepsi since your posts ruined her life she has claimed 6. she was shaving her arms and slipped and finally 7. she doesn’t drink or gamble. You know what i say? That is bullsh*t.
8. She has lost her soul and needs help.- nik
Pool Season Is Finally Here Nik
Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik its that time of yr in Vegas “POOL SEASON” all the pools are opening up from Wet Republic and Bare to Rehab and Tao, Nik are you ready for the juice and silicon submissions, not to mention all the blubber, rolls, strech marks, and refund gaps photos that will be gracing THEDIRTY.COM?
Yes, I am super excited… “Pool Season” in Las Vegas is a lifestyle and 65% of the reason why chicks get +2’s and 99% of the reason why guys do steroids.- nik
Cute Tattoo, Matsudouche
Posted in Charlotte, Las Vegas, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: On a spring break trip to the west coast/vegas, matsudouche relaxes with his lady (dawn from bar charlotte) and some good friends!! haha….but besides the pink fluffy ear muffs that were passed around for great photo opportunities just check out the tattoo on matsudouche’s right hip!! hahaha! cuuuuuute!!!
What is that? Looks like Mighty Mouse… You can tell Matsudouche has been laying off the juice due to his suck in factor.- nik
Some People Just Can’t Handle Vegas
Posted in Las Vegas, Spring Break, The Dirty | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, some people shouldn’t come to Vegas! Cause you end up arguing at the front desk to give you a key but have no ID to get one… In your undies! Lol.
What hotel is that? It must be Aria judging from the cheap carpeting.- nik
AIM’s New Greg
Posted in AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, AIM has moved on from CONroids and now has a new Greg in her life and literally his name is Greg, he is another juice head from Vegas who is full of roids and course always hooking up with crazy looney toons chicks. Nik how long will this Greg last and what are the odds that Greg and Conroids get in a fight at Wet Republic this year over AIM?
How does she even have conversations with these guys? Knowing CONroids he would probably ask this guy to be his workout partner rather than try to fight him. “He bro, if you pass me that needle I will make you one of my special protien shakes! Love you man.” - nik
Freddy Fags The Family Guy
Posted in Dallas, Freddy Fags, Las Vegas, The Dirty | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so on my friends myspace she is from middle of nowhere Texas and look who is in her family Christmas pics. I believe I deserve credit for having the first pic of freddy fags without his famous hair. Dirty Army you’re welcome. Dont ever forget DA is everywhere.
Why can’t his fat family talk some sense into him? FF, you are killing souls by being a dealer bro. I decided.- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Las Vegas, The Dirty | March 16th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. Kentucky Derby? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Boo Yah
As you can see, my sideburns and goat-tee are coming in nicely.
[IMAGE: SpyOnVegas]
