THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jayne is a college party girl here in Vegas.  I have known her for a while, she loves house music and raves so of course she loves Molly.  She also likes to drink way too much and also hook up with DJ’s famous or not.. Nik she is somewhat pretty can you give her advice to slow down?

I rather she speed up so that she can get pregnant and disappear from the scene entirely.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, keeping this very short.  This is April Rose and many consider her the perfect package.  Would you with her if given the chance?

I hate to break it to you, but she looks nothing like that in real life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was in Vegas this weekend and look who I ran into at Wet Republic… The Crow. I can’t lie Nik with all the work she has done she looks good in person. She was really cool to me and honestly I would bang her given the opportunity. My favorite DC.

Click Here to see what she use to look like.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Erica Grisby. Don’t know too much about her she is gorgeous on her Instagram in every single picture she takes and I can’t imagine you would say no to her and I am challanging you to try and find things wrong. She is perfect … you are welcome.

I think I know this girl already. Can’t remember why?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- PLEASE checkout this trainwreck Kailie Larson. I went to high school with her so I thought I recognized her in some of Scooby Snack’s recent photos. I hate to give this girl her 15 min of TheDirty fame- but seriously, what is UP with this chick?! Tell me 2 things: 1. What surgeries has she had done and 2. WTF is she doing hanging out with SS?! Please don’t tell me dudes PAY for that. I included a before (her days in Idaho) and after because I cannot believe the transformation. Lost soul.

She actually looks better when she was Asian. 1) If I had to guess she is a Botox and Filler freak and 2) Girls hang with Scooby Snack for attention and to be fake popular in Las Vegas.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m like most people in Vegas and completely hate Kurt Pinto due to how delusional this VIP Host is.  The guy truly thinks he runs sh*t, while people are f*cking his girlfriend for $300 per hour.   He thinks he is some big shot because he has tattoos and his mommy and daddy give him money.  Here is a perfect example of how delusional he is about his life and situation.  Check out what Chewy tweeted and then check out his IG picture.  The best thing is that the caption for this IG pic was “Mastermind”… LOL, get the f*ck out of here you delusional f*ck.  What did you mastermind?  How to ditch your girl at dinner so you can go post this random ass picture.  Get a clue you.

They really do a terrible job of promoting each other.- nik