Sucks Money Can’t Buy Vegas Dave Height

July 24, 2014 GoDaddy, Las Vegas, The Dirty 157

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the weirdest looking couple award goes to these two. I thought the man in the relationship was supposed to be the bigger one? D. Parker aka GoDaddy is a sasquatch and look at those thunder thighs!

Him and Fake Equis are the same height. I respect Vegas Dave for not wearing heels like Dan. Height means nothing when you have money and power… so I don’t understand why Fake Equis doesn’t embrace being 5’5?- nik

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Lindsay “Barbie” Mendolera Is Delusional

July 24, 2014 Buffalo, Las Vegas, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl needs serious help. Looking past all the makeup and fake hair, someone needs to open her eyes. She’s constantly posting that chicks are after her man and that they constantly text him, but HELLO how do you think they get his number?? Get your head out of your ass Lindsay, your man is PLAYING YOU. Put some clothes on, wash your face, and love yourself.

She looks like a Skyler Haze knock-off.- nik

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Reno/Vegas Watch Out

July 24, 2014 Las Vegas, Reno 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl should come as no surprise as a shitty fake person now that she lives in Vegas. Jess Wilcox is the most two faced, thinks-her-shit-dont-stink, dumb slore there is. She recently ripped a friend of mine off, and since she didn’t want to call her out I will. She constantly will pretend to be your best friend to your face and then talk about you like scum to others she might benefit from. She has never had an issue flirting/getting with someone if there’s a chance she might get something out of it, and that goes for guys and girls. She is seriously damaged, and a mental disaster, likely from her addiction to mdma, and pain relievers. She is a wrecking ball to anyone that is no longer useful to her and needs some actual help for her psychotic outbursts. She gets depressed because she cant get a cocktail or server job in Vegas, no matter how big the push up bra or caked layers of makeup try to help. You can be a hot bitch, or a nice ugly girl, you can’t be ugly and a bitch. She gets too many chances and needs to be put in her place, which in my opinion is a dog kennel. I have known this sloot for a while from when she lived here in Reno, and have watched her f*** over too many people. Note to her for when she sees this: If you have an excess of people tell you that you are a psycho and a bitch, it might not be them in the minority way of thinking.

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I Love Her Asian Boobs

July 23, 2014 Las Vegas 7

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl was posted maybe a month ago and her boobs as fake as they are, are amazing.  Like I can’t get them out of my head and wish I had a chance with her.  When I have sex with my wife now, all I keep doing is picturing this girl, cause if I don’t then I can’t climax.  Its been going on for 2 weeks straight and I’m freaking out cause I don’t know if this is how its going to be from now on.  Has this happened to you or any married men?

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Thoughts On Brionna Morrissey

July 23, 2014 Las Vegas 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, can you share your thoughts on Brionna? I believe she is from Vegas. Is she another red bottom hooker or a another pretty face contributing to the blue balls society?  Thank you sir.

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Blondierocks and Ivan deserve eachoither

July 23, 2014 Las Vegas 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this chick who goes by blondierocks dated this no talent wanna be metal god. he is useless and his groupies are to they deserve eachother. as i hear it holly ivans x screwed the singer of the killers so ivan hooked shit up with this blondierocks chick word is blondie had a bf cheated on him with ivan my source says blondie was with her bf for 20 some yrs her x she calls stupid took her back after she was in ivan now i see why he is called stupid . thats my facts ivan and blondie both cheaters . you notice how cozy they are in first pic.

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Chewy Needs A New Nose

July 23, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 107


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was going through Chewy’s IG when I came across this gem. Now it all make sense why she’s always turned to the right in her selfies. Can a generous trout please fund Chewy a new nose job? Her nose now is incredibly uneven.

It looks like one of her nostrils is melting… must be a photoshop error.- nik

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Please Big Girls, Stop This

July 22, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 129


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Kate Upton has basically made it ok to be fat in America.  I work here in Vegas and every week I have to see all these big girls in these high wasted shorts, with the fat asses just falling out and they think they are so damn hot.  Ugh, its disgusting, you girls really need to think about this, its not hot, you need to go to the gym and run and work out.  Stop please.

At least she is wearing a bra.- nik 

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