THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik its that time of yr in Vegas “POOL SEASON” all the pools are opening up from Wet Republic and Bare to Rehab and Tao, Nik are you ready for the juice and silicon submissions, not to mention all the blubber, rolls, strech marks, and refund gaps photos that will be gracing THEDIRTY.COM?

Yes, I am super excited… “Pool Season” in Las Vegas is a lifestyle and 65% of the reason why chicks get +2’s and 99% of the reason why guys do steroids.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: On a spring break trip to the west coast/vegas, matsudouche relaxes with his lady (dawn from bar charlotte) and some good friends!! haha….but besides the pink fluffy ear muffs that were passed around for great photo opportunities just check out the tattoo on matsudouche’s right hip!! hahaha! cuuuuuute!!!

What is that?  Looks like Mighty Mouse… You can tell Matsudouche has been laying off the juice due to his suck in factor.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, some people shouldn’t come to Vegas! Cause you end up arguing at the front desk to give you a key but have no ID to get one… In your undies! Lol.

What hotel is that?  It must be Aria judging from the cheap carpeting.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, AIM has moved on from CONroids and now has a new Greg in her life and literally his name is Greg, he is another juice head from Vegas who is full of roids and course always hooking up with crazy looney toons chicks. Nik how long will this Greg last and what are the odds that Greg and Conroids get in a fight at Wet Republic this year over AIM?

How does she even have conversations with these guys?  Knowing CONroids he would probably ask this guy to be his workout partner rather than try to fight him. “He bro, if you pass me that needle I will make you one of my special protien shakes!  Love you man.” - nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so on my friends myspace she is from middle of nowhere Texas and look who is in her family Christmas pics.  I believe I deserve credit for having the first pic of freddy fags without his famous hair.  Dirty Army you’re welcome.  Dont ever forget DA is everywhere.

Why can’t his fat family talk some sense into him?  FF, you are killing souls by being a dealer bro.  I decided.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it looks like Pucker spent the night with Ari’s arch enemy, JT Vegas. Do you think that JT had to pay for her services like the rest of the guys she is “dating” in Vegas? Or do you think that he got a free-be because he knows Nik Richie? Nik, you are quite the match maker and help make dreams come true.

I am pretty sure he name dropped me so that he could stick it in her butt for free.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This guy posts the most stupid FB updates you can ever imagine. Every post is a run on sentence and makes absolutely no sense. What do you think? Oh, he also thinks he is MMA….

I wonder if he injects his lips?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, pornstars Jesse Jane and Riley Steele Party with Kid Rock & David Spade in Vegas, wanted to know would you let them party with you at your table?

Yes… the girls are welcome to hang with me.  JJ is good people, Riley not so much from what I have heard, but I am willing to keep it professional.- nik

**I am hosting HAZE this Thursday at Aria in the City Center.  Everyone roll out.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Would you? Renee is a model/ex-stripper in Vegas. She thinks she is hot stuff and is an easy lay. Would you give this red head a shot?

By ex-stripper do you mean she got fired for being so beat.- nik