THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s some more Las Vegas escorts.  From what I’ve heard they’re all major sl*ts and coke heads. The blonde one I think is the newest one, I’ve only seen her around recently.  She won’t make it very long she looks a little on the heavier side.  Whats up with the one on the left of her she looks like a rough tranny.  The girl in pink needs to not pull her hair back so tight looking like Lebron’s hairline!  How can a girl wake up and act like she is the best, after she just got *** all over her face by some old 40 year guy?

I always wonder what they tell their parents (if they have any) when asked how they make money? “Mom, I’m a Casino Host and part-time Entertainer.”- nik

Now that I am a mature adult I don’t need 15 birthday parties to feel fulfillment.  Join me and others as we celebrate my 33rd birthday in Las Vegas on February 10th  at PURE in Caesars Palace.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Robert _____. He works at the Mandarin Oriental in Vegas and is engaged to my friend. Problem is that he went online trolling for sex, and she found all kinds of emails, chat logs, etc, proving that he’s like the white tiger woods (but with less money). When she called him out on it, he denied and said he has ‘blocked these things out of his memory’ and that the women are lying. It’s so obvious this guy is a sex addict – look at those crazy eyes. Anyway, my friend believed him because one of the girls was fat, and she couldn’t believe he’d have sex with a fat chick. Well who the hell else who have sex with this guy? My friend is hot, I don’t know what she sees in him or why she decided to stay with him after all of this. She even had unprotected sex with him after she found out. Put him on blast for the cheating scumbag he is and send the DA after him.

This guy can’t afford to golf.  Stick to craigslist girls, you don’t look sound enough to talk to regular chicks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone in comments wants to know who Shawna Berndsen is.  Here is Las Vegas she is a very well known Porta Potty, to be honest the 29 year old is god damn legend.  This girl lives the life, she travels the world, owns multiple condos and drives nothing but the best.  Who cares what she does for a living, the girl loves her life and enjoys Anal more than anyone I have slept with it.  She is a classy girl until you get her in the bedroom/wheelhouse and then its on and cracking.  The one thing I can’t stand about her is definitely the fact she tries to lie and hide it.  She says the only reason she isn’t all loud and proud about it is because she doesn’t want her family to know.  Like seriously?  You think your family is that dumb and blind?  They know they just refuse to believe it.

Honesty is the key to life. Shawna is actually a great person INSIDE and out. I write about my experience with her in my book (I peed on that Tramp Stamp in the shower once… buy the book).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am so sick of seeing the girls Farrah and Ashley posting their druggie pics all over social networking sites! They are covered in tatts (bad ones), and Ashley has a son who is at least 7! This is not a way to allow a child to live! They dance at the Rhino and brag incessantly a bout their drug use! Then post pics of her kid talking about how much she loves him! just look at the pic i am sending with the pepsi, Xanax bars, and kolonipin! One of them will end up od’ing. What do you think Nik? Because they think no man can resist them!

I wonder if Ashley’s son is friends with her on Facebook?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the famous Porta Potty Shawna and her prostitute friends wh*ring it up in Miami over the weekend, talking about going to the Bahamas on a yacht, etc… Although I don’t know how the fat one in the middle got hired, she must be the Designated Sh*tter.  Shawna Baby, your game has been exposed.  No one has respect for you anymore, your way of living is not greatful as you think.

The more she brags about her life the worse she looks.- nik

ALSO SEE:

Now Post The REAL Truth

I Will Admit To My Past Before I Get Caught By Nik Richie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you are a big fan of going to clubs and being around all these DJs, but I don’t understand why people give them so much credit and why people pay so much money to have them come to their club.  In all reality all these jokers do is press play on their iPod’s, clap their hands, play with some nobs to make it look like they are doing something, find the next track to play and do it all over again.  It is pathetic, like these guys, they sound like everyone else and I could not tell them apart from the next joker.  So today, I went out and got an iPod, downloaded about 450 songs and I’m ready to take over the scene.  Want me to spin at your birthday party is Vegas?

I already filed for the “DJ iPod” trademark.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been on a mission last 4 years trying to find a girl you would say yes too.  Here is Marysa, I believe she is a true 10 and one of the hottest girls in the history of girls.  I have to ask you what you think and do you agree with me?

She is not even close to being my type. The white dude with the gut behind her has a better rack.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a 32 year old mother, got my sh*t together, have a great career, amazing husband and two beautiful children.  My husband and I bust our asses off to provide for them and once in a while love to treat ourselves with a get away and relax, party and have sex for days at a time like we use to before the children.  On my way out of the party scene DJs like Kaskade and Deadmau5 were just blowing up and I’ve been a huge fan of theirs since back then.  My husband and I just got back from Vegas and I could not believe all the Dubstep I was hearing.  It was retarded, this Skrillex character needs to stop making this noise, its dumb and I can’t wait for this fad to get over.  Just say no to dubstep kids.

I actually like Skrillex’s music (not sure if it takes talent or if its just knob turning like Avicii).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this isn’t a submission bashing an organization. I actually want to commend the nightclub Marquee in Las Vegas for doing an amazing job. Being a girl coming to Vegas to have fun with my girlfriends you always need to watch your back for drug addicts trying to spike your drinks or guys being forceful. My girlfriends and I went to Marquee at the Cosmo and we had an amazing time. The security at our table took amazing care of us, but I had to point out this scum of the earth. This guy was on drugs taking off his clothes trying to touch everyone. Marquee security was incredible!! They immediately tackled the guy who was screaming “Don’t you know who I am! I will have you all fired tomorrow!”. Long story short Nik, this guy was a major 40 year old loser still trying to get high and Marquee disposed of this drug addict immediately before he could force himself on my friends.

Anybody know who this is?- nik