Kurt Benz Is The Fakest Dude Ever

July 9, 2014 Las Vegas 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this homo is running around like some baller when in all reality he lives off mommy and daddy and promotes at clubs. He rocks fake ass Audemar and Rolex watches. Like come on this homo has no money yet he can afford a 20k or more watch? He drives a e350 coupe, what man with a 20k watch drives that kind of car. I mean c’mon the lease on that bucket is 400 a month…like really? 20k watch but a 400 a month bucket? This guy needs to die already. Kurt if your are reading this realize you will never have money and you will never be a baller. You should slit your throat in shame. What a coward wearing fake designer clothes and watches. How does it feel logging on to your online banking and seeing less then 20k available balance. Your a queer let me know when you want to kill yourself. I will gladly buy front row seats to the end of your loser ass.

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Nicolette Shea Is A Perfect Dirty Celeb

July 9, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 38



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nicollete Shea.. A wanna be Playboy Model.. She can only make it to a Cyber girl.. Her and her BFF “Scars” jet around the world.. Sucking one Greg at a time. This Vegas Escort thinks she’s all that! When everyone is talking behind her back, she’s no model and she can pass for a MAN! Her hair is nappy, her face is gross, and that kitty looks like a lobster! How many “Greg’s” does it take to know how much of a whore you are? Everyone is laughing at you, not with you! 27 looking 47, Nik, please tell us what you think?

Tell me more about her hair. Potential DC here.- nik

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Thoughts On Sydney Leroux’s New +2s

July 9, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wanted to get your thoughts on Sydney’s newest additions. Personally, I’m head over heels for Alex Morgan but Sydney is hot as well and they all kick ass at soccer. Go USA!!

Is this a soccer player I’m supposed to know?- nik

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My Critique Of Drai’s Beach Club

July 9, 2014 Las Vegas 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I went to Drais last week. I was nervous considering I’m DA strong, and all I’ve seen is people saying it’s a sausage fest in there. I’m a 22 year old girl and I don’t even like being in a club with all guys. But it was actually a great time. Tons of girls everywhere. They all weren’t 10′s, but it was a range of whales to girls with ITG’s and classy chicks to down-right sluts. Amazing view of the strip. All that combined, a good time. But, it was ridiculously expensive for drinks and they made us pay to get in. And if you don’t have a table, you can’t even order food… That’s the only problems I had. Overall, I give it a B+.

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How Does Vegas Dave Do It

July 8, 2014 GoDaddy, Las Vegas, The Dirty 141



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how does Vegas Dave keep such a hot woman like GoDaddy for so long?  They have been together for over a month and in Vegas, that is a long, long time.  Any idea?  Does she really like him, or is she still all about the money?

Vegas Dave must be on a hot streak. Maybe he is betting the World Cup. These semifinal matches were really predictable.- nik

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The Only Natural Beauty In Vegas

July 8, 2014 Las Vegas 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the ONLY model in Vegas that doesn’t have 5 pounds of botox in her face or +2′s. Her name is Jess and I think she’s perfect. Would you with this natural beauty?

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Hottest cocktail Server – Aria Casino

July 8, 2014 Las Vegas 10

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, first off your site is the only good thing online. You tell it how it is! I saw this Asian girl on a rap video and knew it was a local rapper here in I found out she is a cocktail server at aria casino and she is known to hook on the side. I found out because my boy told me got a DRD from the other girl in the pic with her. do you think she could change her ways for a good man. What do you think of her even if you are not into Asian women?

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Hope Kurt Benz Does Not Have To Sing Soon

July 7, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hope this is not Kurt Benz’s new career.  Check out this gem I found.  It is awesome how Kurt on purpose does the most mega douchebag thing ever… like playing an acoustic guitar… C’mon bro, do you like being the poster child for douchey America?

Remember when guys would try to play the acoustic guitar just so they could get laid like Nelson… those were the days.- nik

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