Tara Marie Is One Incredible Cougar

July 31, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 131

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, tell me this isn’t the perfect Cougar.  She looks young but you can tell she is in her late 30′s, I’m surprised no one has wifed her up since she has the perfect face and body at her age. You can tell she is an intelligent woman and I want to know more.

Judging from the tree rings on her neck, I’m thinking early 40′s.- nik

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Scooby Snack And Her Crew Have Strong ITGs

July 31, 2014 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 250

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Scooby Snack and her crew at dinner.. and then check out those ITGs, I gotta give it up to the ladies.  They sure do know how to take care of themselves…

As you can see, in Las Vegas 5 out of 5 females wear Red Bottoms.- nik

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Tiger Booty Is Beat As Hell

July 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 111

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is blowing up on IG cause her ass is one big tiger and she calls herself Tiger Booty.  Here is what I don’t get, its pretty obvious she got that tattoo so she can distract her clients from her nasty beat ass ugly ass face. I don’t see why all these brothas are all about her, and how they be given all the money to her instead of us dark girls… these n*ggas be blind as sh*t.

You know why she got that tattoo right? Just ask Mr. Woods.- nik

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Madison Has DC Potential

July 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Madison has been getting posted lately and I’m telling you, she is DC potential without a doubt.  She dies for the attention, she will do “photoshoots” with anyone that owns an iPhone 5 with more than 8 megapixels.  I give her another 6 months before we see her enter the club scene.  She works at a bar currently and she will be ready for the big leagues soon.

No nightclub in Las Vegas is going to hire a woman with an arm like that. I decided.- nik

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Nina Is Just Like Every Girl In Las Vegas

July 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 102



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just would like to warn other guys about Nina, she is nothing but a lying, deceiving gold digger that will use you until the well is dry and then leave you when you most need her – just your typical Las Vegas female I guess.

Tell me more… I can see DC potential in her fake nose. And why doesn’t she have knuckles? Start thinking of names… she might make the cut.- nik

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She Claims It’s Not A Refund Gap

July 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 57

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl said she does NOT have a refund gap… but most people think different. I had to ask the professional in this situation so we can get some clarity on this.

If you can see the old Hilton logo on your chest that means you have a REFUND Gap.- nik

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RackStar The Disaster Continues

July 30, 2014 Las Vegas, Rackstar, The Dirty 28

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its crazy how different RackStar looks like in every single picture… her look changes by the day and its tripping me out.  But besides that, is that what her back really looks like?  Or did one of her nieces draw on her back?  If its real ink, can someone please tell her I will pay for her to Lazeraway that ASAP… cause its a disaster.

Remember when she was married, hot and happy in San Diego. Looks like Las Vegas has taken her soul.- nik

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Sucks Money Can’t Buy Vegas Dave Height

July 24, 2014 GoDaddy, Las Vegas, The Dirty 181

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the weirdest looking couple award goes to these two. I thought the man in the relationship was supposed to be the bigger one? D. Parker aka GoDaddy is a sasquatch and look at those thunder thighs!

Him and Fake Equis are the same height. I respect Vegas Dave for not wearing heels like Dan. Height means nothing when you have money and power… so I don’t understand why Fake Equis doesn’t embrace being 5’5?- nik

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