Does AIM Know Where The Fountain Of Youth Is

September 1, 2014 AIM, Las Vegas, The Dirty 158

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’ve been coming to this site for over 5 years now and AIM looks better and better, which makes no sense since most girls are getting worse by the month, but not AIM.  Personally, I think she is on HGH or something but I have no doubt.  I’m about to turn 24 next month and I need to start thinking about my looks for the long run, I can already tell the difference in my metabolism and how by body is burning calories like it use to.

Hispanics don’t weather like white girls.- nik

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Chewy’s Rapidly Aging And Getting Worse

September 1, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 172

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you were right about Amanda L’hommedieu clinging onto her long gone youth which explains her excessive plastic surgery and her embarrassing photo shop errors. Chewbacca’s chubby man face did need help but now she just looks warn out and a lot like a transvestite. This poor hooker is so delusional thinking that people are jealous of her when in reality she is an entertaining train wreck. What’s even funnier is hearing what her “Hooker Besties” or her “red bottoms gang” say about her behind her back. We are all just counting down until she wakes up broke and in a trailer park in 5 years. If she looks like this at 25 then she is going to be disgusting by 30. Congrats Amanda for being such a baller, you are officially the laughing stock of Vegas. She is a walking joke. Vegas has swallowed you up dear, and has spit you out!

Way too much makeup. Scooby Snack is winning.- nik

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Eunice Square Boobs Is Not Looking That Hot

August 31, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I cannot stop laughing at this picture of Eunice is it just me or is she looking very manly after this new boob job? Looking like a football line backer!! Vegas is really starting to take a toll on this chick, all that drinking and partying she looks fat she used to be okay now she looks like a tranny poor girl, and once again pictured here with Sancho these two are just the icing on the cake hopefully her pimp Z. Fakih owner of Oracle Mansion doesn’t see this he won’t be happy.

Those are perfect squares.- nik

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Colt Needs To Stop With The Tattoos

August 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ll make this short and sweet. Colt STOP GETTING TATTOOS!!!!

You can tell that rose smells terrible.- nik

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Is Jen Selter A Porta Potty

August 30, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 143



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all the signs are there for this Instagram famous booty. Picture on a yacht: check. Picture in front of a private jet: check. Picture with Fake Equis: check. So sad she just turned 21. Starting young I guess… Best part is that she is known on working on her butt… but at the end of the day, its fake and all those pictures of her working out are just set up shots.

All roads lead to poop.- nik

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The Worst Boob Job In Las Vegas

August 29, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 99


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I have seen Nat’s fake boobs full skin. Terrible bro. They shoot out like beer cans. No joke. My vote for worst boob job in Vegas.

She shouldn’t be taking selfies while driving and I also recommend a seat belt. Stop trying to showcase the -2′s.- nik

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Hottest DJ On Mother Earth — Brooke Evers

August 29, 2014 Las Vegas, Sydney, The Dirty 58


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is Skam Artist DJ Brooke Evers. She is from Australia hence the BFF relationship with Emily Sears (cough cough Poker game – you know what I’m talking about Em). Nik this DJ is super smokin’ – ITG, +2′s, blonde and spins. I would.

She looks like a talented musician to me.- nik

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Fox Tail Opening Weekend at SLS Las Vegas

August 29, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 0

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Comprised of an upscale Las Vegas nightlife venue, exclusive open-format nightclub and expansive outdoor pool area, this adaptive space blurs the line between luxe sophistication and uninhibited revelry. From the creative design genius of Philippe Starck in collaboration with Gensler, the alluring energy of the intimate 8,000 square-foot indoor space is highlighted by 28 VIP tables, elaborate chandeliers, the latest in LED technology, and a raw display of street art by master calligrapher Tarek Benaoum.  For more information click here!!!

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