Las Vegas | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Kurt Pinto Thinks He Is Megan Fox

November 25, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 119


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Kurt Pinto channeling his inner Megan Fox.  Kurt is the most UNMANLY man.  This guy just spends all his time grooming himself to look good in his pointless pictures so he can post and attempt to get more followers and be famous one day, while we whines on Twitter all day like a little bitch.  I wish he would just come out of the closet already.  I know deep down Kurt Doom wants to come out and play.

I agree he needs to go back to Kurt Doom.- nik

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Scooby Snack Regains Her Title In Vegas

November 24, 2014 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 166


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, guess who is back to being to top DC is Vegas! Yup, Scooby Snack! Check her out in FHM Turkey, not only is she looking like a perfect 10! But she is published in magazines, do you haters see! She really models! Haters suck it!

Her boobs look real in Turkey.- nik

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Chewy Has A Past

November 23, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 338


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the DA needs to know what Chewbacca use to look like. Poor Sean.

Looks like the plastic surgery was justified.- nik

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Mary Balint Is Fake

November 21, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am so sick of Mary Balint and her fake ass. It’s bad enough that she pretends to make her money off of high-stakes gambling when she is a very well-known prostitute (who has been pimped out by some of the most well-known: Armani, AP9, Mally Mall and more) but all these girls getting thousands and thousands of dollars of plastic surgery just to look more fat and disgusting that they already are… I don’t understand it Nik! Her face looks like an 80-year-old Mexican witch and her overdone lips are good for nothing but sucking d*ck. But she wants to post workout pictures and act like that’s why she has such a ridiculously big ass. Everybody knows that she had the Brazilian butt lift done by Dr. Hughes and you can even see on her Instagram the before and after her recovery. Mary, if you’re going to spend your hooker money on plastic surgery, make sure that it makes you look better and not worse. And when you’re doing illegal activity maybe you shouldn’t flash it around on Instagram. I can only imagine what this girl is going to look like in a few years. Kim Kardashian is ruining the world! The left pic is from 5 months ago, tell him that ass grew so fast.

Why did she get fat injections in her arms?- nik

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Never Been Better

November 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 231

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, need we say more! The God is back and bigger than ever. All you Haters check this out!!!  Sexy as ever.

This picture is For the Gays.- nik

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Over 100 Years Of Prostitution In 1 Room

November 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 262


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was from about a week ago, but check out all the working girls.  Got a few DCs in there, a few pornstars, 1 fat chick that does porn makeup and some tranny looking b*tch. Keep it classy girls.

The Dirty Dream Team.- nik

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Thickness Claims She Has An ITG

November 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 101


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is from Thickness’s Instagram page. I guess she and Scooby Snack are BFF again, but the ITG hashtag is what made me laugh. I don’t know what that is but it doesn’t look like an ITG to me. What do you think?

I see half a finger Inner Thigh Gap.- nik

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Thickness Is Really Screwed In The Head

November 19, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 82

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just… I’m speechless…. What the f*ck is wrong with Thickness… her breasts look all weird and porn wh*re Jessy looks like she is prego.

Times have changed.- nik

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