Las Vegas | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Colt Does Look Beat

November 17, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to agree with the OP who posted Colt on Halloween. She is beat as hell. Her gum to teeth ratio is unbearable to look at. Her 2′s are uneven squares. Her eyebrow mole is gigantic. Even with Photoshop and no Halloween makeup, she looks beat. Can she be fixed Nik? Save this horse.

Colt really needs to LaserAway her life…those tattoos ruin her and pop her gum line.- nik

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What Is An Atmosphere Girl

November 16, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 190


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was in Vegas last week and I met the hottest chick ever. Her name is Gisselle. I asked her what she did for a living and she said she was an ‘atmosphere model’. What does that even mean? I’m really hoping it’s not code for hooking because we’ve been texting back and forth, I really like her. Anyway I figured to do a background check via thedirty before I start spending money.

Something is up with her elbow.- nik

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When Filters Cross The Line

November 16, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 39


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell the ladies that we hate FILTERS. Look at this picture, it has potential but you ruin it with your orange saturation.

I don’t think anyone is looking at the color patterns in this image. Sorry.- nik

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Chewy Is The Dumbest Of Them All

November 15, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 303


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this dumb hooker she is so unattractive. I happen to follow her and her friend Beth both until I saw this video on her friends page of Amanda and took a screenshot. Is this girl serious? The video was about her screaming like a little girl like she was about to die if her hair got wet. She looks horrible. Why do pale white girls go get fake spray tans and cheap ass extensions and then go to the pool if they know they can’t get it wet? Gosh she’s so useless. This is what she really looks like. This was found on her friend beths page who looks antisocial so no photoshop I’m sure. Ew ew ew.

I don’t understand all the Chewy hate? Let Chewy find a nice GoPro, move to Utah and make babies in peace.- nik

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Thickness Should Really Take Photoshop 101

November 14, 2014 Las Vegas, Thickness 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the service you do is under appreciated and it saddens me that DC’s don’t heed your advice and try to better themselves. Take Thickness, she could learn a lot by simply taking a photoshop 101 class. Thickness, you need to learn how to properly use shading and filters, because in 3 photos on the same day your skin is 3 different shades. The warp, smudge and blur tools are only good if you are sharpening the image afterwords, which is why objects around you mysteriously are blurry and out of focus especially in the areas around your chest, arms, legs and butt. Also if you are truly sticking to the story that you aren’t thick it probably isn’t wise to use instagram, have other people take photos of you or really just be out in public. Mainly due to the photo you shopped looks completely different than the ones your friends took of you, in the same night.

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Your Thoughts On Bryiana Noelle

November 14, 2014 Las Vegas 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I have been wondering what your thoughts are on Bryiana Noelle. Rob’s girl. I think she is stunning.

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Aurora Ramirez

November 14, 2014 Las Vegas 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: I dated Aurora Ramirez for about 8 months she cheated on me when she went 2 home 2 las vagas she told me she had been drugged but a friend told me 2day that he seen here leave with the guy ne time and I ignored it but we’ve been in a long distance relationship for about 3 months within the last month she has broken up with me twice and I’m pretty sure was to go fuk around with other dudes this few days ago I caught her in a lie where she told me she was at her cousins house the next she told me she had taken ecstasy at a party then tried 2 say she tried lying but kept mixing up her story. …I should have trusted my gut an dumped her

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Vegas Dave Went Backwards

November 13, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 230


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so after buying Danica back, this douche broke her heart again and 2 days later went out on a date with this girl who is not even hot. What you guys think? Upgrade from GoDaddy or downgrade?

Total downgrade. What’s her name?- nik

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