Las Vegas | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Thickness Is The Real Deal Now

November 12, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 74


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Thickness really really owes you because she has truly stepped up her game.  She got lypo, fixed her +2′s and found a boyfriend… so he might be super douchey and on a bunch of steroids, but at least she got herself a real boyfriend.  This is a huge improvement in life for her, if you lived in Vegas like me, the Thickness you remember is a drunk, coked out, fat, short girl that looked like she had 5 days of makeup on her face while it would be melting off at the pool parties smelling like old man jizz…. thats the Thickness I recall.  She sure did turn it around.

I don’t know…look at the knees. I see signs of illegal Adobe practices.- nik

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Chewy Is The Fakest Of Them All

November 11, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 99


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so tell me why I saw Amanda Lynn in the ghetto with some random older slong guy all kissed up on him and it was not her boyfriend. I repeat. Not her bf. In the meantime her boyfriends complaining about how she is a liar and he can’t trust her, then I saw her! Thought it was crazy. Tried taking a picture of them but couldn’t get close enough. I’m sure it was her because after I checked her facebook and sure enough. I was there with a buddy. Should’ve went up to her but it looked like she was having a good time if you know what I want! Lol Sorry chewbacca not only are you a liar but your looking rough these days look at this pic gross her face is crooked and her body is So akward to me . Maybe that’s why she needs to Photoshop. You guys were right all along! Hookers at it’s dumbest.

Please submit the pictures of her GoPro’s. Who bought her that Rolex? Come on DA…if you want to save Chewy’s life you need to cut her lifelines.- nik

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Sharkey Is A Pig

November 11, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 116


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out the mess Sharkey left at his ex gfs house.  Poor Skylar, she feel for this bum and he totally trashed her place.  Let this be a lesson to you girls wanting to date a “baller” like Sharkey.

That is a lot of Mustard.- nik

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What Do You Think Of This 19 Year Old Kim Kardashian Wanna Be

November 11, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 162


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I know a lot of people hate Kim Kardashian but we need to appreciate her more.  Many girls try and make themselves look like her and its amazing.  Just look at this 19 year old from Vegas… she is a damn dime and only 19.  She could have any man at will with those curves… don’t you agree?

At 19 you should never look like you are 36. The Kim look ages women, sad.- nik

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Watch Out For Dennis Fertitta

November 10, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to begin. So I met this guy out in Vegas who goes by the Dennis Fertitta aka @EastCoastVegas who claims he knows you and that you two are buddy buddy and invited me over to his table (his buddies table, mind you he doesn’t have the money he’s always trying to brag about) so me and my girlfriends are talking to him and one of our gay friends we’re with grabs me and says “He’s telling me he’ll pay me to go give him a golden shower and some role play.” Mind you, this guy is trying to make everyone believe he’s straight. So our friend tells him he has an incurable DRD in hopes of him becoming uninterested and we could leave but it turns out Dennis ACTUALLY has the DRD my friend lied about having and told him he had to tell him by law. I grabbed my friend and we all left that loser. This same guy who claims to be best friends with you, Alki David, and Tilman Fertitta’s “nephew”, claims to have a “G3″, and claims to drive a Phantom, actually lives in a crappy apartment in some hillbilly city called Sugarland, Texas and drives a 1992 Corolla. I just thought I’d let you know this compulsive liar is going around Vegas claiming to be close with you. I don’t know about you Nik but I don’t want to be associated with Quagmire from Family Guy looking botched plastic surgery victim, not even your airbrushing app can save those dropping Tijuana cheek implants. 21k followers but can’t even get up to 100 likes. What a sad case.

I have no idea who this guy is. Everyone claims they know me when in reality I only know about 5 people in my life. I try not to make new friends because they use me for free bottles and warm holes.- nik

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Poor Chewy

November 8, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 223

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amanda L’hommedieu has been blasted here multiply times for her hilarious photoshop disasters. She thought she got away with this one but take a good look at the chains on the swing. They are conveniently curving towards her waist like all her pictures. This hooker really needs some psychological help. She is constantly trying to prove herself to everyone that she is a “model” and yet where is she published? She is constantly traveling for “paid photoshoots” and yet the only place you see her photos are on her facebook and instagram. Face it Amanda we all know you’re a pay for play and a well known prostitute. You try so hard to convince everyone and yourself that you’re a model and you will never be one. You were rejected by playboy, fired at the Rhino; face it, accept it. The only thing you will ever be paid for is when you’re on your knees. Take this advice Chokebacca into consideration. You have maybe 5 more years of being a hooker, learn a trade before your snatch drags to the floor and your tits can be tucked into your underwear.

Chewy’s window is closing. If she doesn’t get married soon she will end up like Leper.- nik

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Ryne Green Needs To Wake Up About Savanah Ann

November 6, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 151



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, another sad story for TheDirty.  Ryne Green who is a great DJ has fallen for a sugar baby and is so in love, he ended up getting her tattoo.  He could have any girl and why he chose this h*e bag, who knows.

Kiss of death with that tattoo.- nik

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Operation Vegas

November 6, 2014 Las Vegas 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, long time reader and DA strong! I know you get tons of posts calling out people.. Can you give me your expert advice and input as well as any others in the Dirty Army who want to comment? I’ve got a good friend who I’m planning on taking to Vegas in a few weeks. The guys gold digging lying slore of a young wife had been having an affair. Typical with these young, dumb, ungrateful, gold digger, princess types to say the least… He’s a seriously good guy. I just want to take him out there and make sure he has an awesome time and forgets about the slore of a woman he was married to… An recommendations on where to go and get him seriously Distracted is beyond appreciated. Need to get him back in the saddle and can’t think of a better place then Vegas. Thanks and keep up the amazing work!

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