THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to begin. So I met this guy out in Vegas who goes by the Dennis Fertitta aka @EastCoastVegas who claims he knows you and that you two are buddy buddy and invited me over to his table (his buddies table, mind you he doesn’t have the money he’s always trying to brag about) so me and my girlfriends are talking to him and one of our gay friends we’re with grabs me and says “He’s telling me he’ll pay me to go give him a golden shower and some role play.” Mind you, this guy is trying to make everyone believe he’s straight. So our friend tells him he has an incurable DRD in hopes of him becoming uninterested and we could leave but it turns out Dennis ACTUALLY has the DRD my friend lied about having and told him he had to tell him by law. I grabbed my friend and we all left that loser. This same guy who claims to be best friends with you, Alki David, and Tilman Fertitta’s “nephew”, claims to have a “G3″, and claims to drive a Phantom, actually lives in a crappy apartment in some hillbilly city called Sugarland, Texas and drives a 1992 Corolla. I just thought I’d let you know this compulsive liar is going around Vegas claiming to be close with you. I don’t know about you Nik but I don’t want to be associated with Quagmire from Family Guy looking botched plastic surgery victim, not even your airbrushing app can save those dropping Tijuana cheek implants. 21k followers but can’t even get up to 100 likes. What a sad case.
I have no idea who this guy is. Everyone claims they know me when in reality I only know about 5 people in my life. I try not to make new friends because they use me for free bottles and warm holes.- nik