Scooby Snack And Ben Are Done

July 14, 2014 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 190

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so it looks like it’s the end of the road for Ben and Kina. Her most recent Instagram upload along with comments kind of sums it up. I wonder how long it will be though before they get back together.

Never, Ben can’t handle Scooby Snack’s line of work.  Sharkey is the only guy that can truly love SS.- nik

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Life After Old Balls and Red Bottoms

July 14, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 18


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Liza Hernandez is proof that you can still work for red bottom shoes at any age. We all thought that she was going to go away once Jerry Buss passed but it seems like whatever he left her is running out. Floyd Mayweather is now hanging out with her in her home country since she is not a legal US resident. Do you think that she is worthy of sitting ringside this September?

This is such a bad look for Floyd. He makes the worst decisions when it comes to women.- nik

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Jessica Murillo Could Use A Reality Check

July 14, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need you and your army to put this chick on blast, this succubus is in need of a reality check BIG TIME. This self-entitled bottle rat is a 31 year old stripper named Seven (real name Jessica Murillo) usually in Vegas but at the moment in the Virgin Islands. She thinks so highly of herself but is just a crackhead porta potty who f*cks with her friends ex-bfs (but not just any friends ex, they have to have money otherwise they wouldn’t get any play). She has no friends; she uses them all for everything, especially alcohol and money. But is also dealing with some major law issues,(google her name) for running naked outside and scaring a little girl. This skank clearly has DSLs but believes nobody knows she has gotten botched collagen injections, she’s delusional! Her family won’t have anything to do with her because she maliciously beats up her mom and has purposely killed family pets. She’s completely psychotic and she’s even asked if she is in need of professional help (what do you think girl? You possess the traits and values of a serial killer). She wonders why she has no friends left? All she wants in life is a man to rescue her from work and be a stay-at-home whore, excuse me, I mean mom. No one is going to wife that up with that horrible selfish personality of hers, nasty scars all over her legs and more than half her hair missing (from pulling out her extensions and own hair from the root -crackhead behavior). Truly one of the worse people you will ever meet, stay away!

That nose hooks like a Pirate.- nik

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Can We Please Help Chewbacca

July 12, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 179

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think Amanda “Chewbacca” L’Hommedieu could really benefit from your advice if you would use your keen eye and lay out a step-by-step plan for her regarding the things she needs to tweak next in order to reach her full superficial potential. Right now I feel bad for the girl… I think she is semi cute looking, but for all the work she’s had done to herself, she should at least be somewhere in the high 8′s at this point. Tragically, I’d venture to say she currently falls somewhere in the low 6′s. I personally think her face shows potential to be a lot prettier if she would get the fat sucked out of her cheeks so you could actually see some bone structure. Her body isn’t that bad either and her arms are pleasantly thin as well, but she seems to be storing some weird pockets of fat towards the tops/backs of them that badly distorts their shape. It looks like her shoulder muscles slid down two or three inches and just looks generally unappealing… Maybe she just puts muscle on in strange ways, but if it is indeed fat, I think that she should have it liposuctioned away. Finally, I think a revision of those +2′s is in order. But that’s just my two cents… And maybe a brow lift. Hopefully she will read this post and realize that someone sees potential in her and is trying to help her reach it. If nothing else, at least her clientele may appreciate a few new upgrades. So what do you think, Nik? Did I miss anything?

I’ve taught you well. This proud moment for me.- nik

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Let It All Hang Out In Las Vegas

July 11, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 265

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love boobs… I love HUGE BOOBS… but not real ones that are saggy and just look like a ball of fat.  Like this girl for example, you guys feeling this or not?

92% of real boobs are disgusting.- nik

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How Did Kurt Pinto Get With Madison Yeiter

July 11, 2014 Las Vegas 11

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so this girl was banging Kurt Pinto for a minute and I just don’t understand it.  She is so damn hot and sexy and you can tell how good she is at sex… so how did she fall for such a depressed little douche?  I don’t get it, these young girls are into the weirdest dudes.

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Valerie Monique The Bipolar Stripper

July 11, 2014 Las Vegas 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is 24 year old Valerie Monique, a stripper typically found in Deja Vu, Bare n Legal, Spearmint Rhino, and the list goes on, now this girl has some serious bipolar issues. One minute she’s giving you a decent lap dance, the next she’s crying, pouring her eyes out. Complaining about her life and how things are going and how she hates not being with her daughter but yet she lives from place to place, smokes weed and constantly waste money (if she makes any) on stupid things. Now she can spend her money however she pleases but please don’t complain while you’re working shaking whatever you call ass and tits, it’s pathetic. We costumers simply want our dicks rubbed and that’s it… we don’t wanna here you crying and complain about your pathetic life

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The Real Danica Parker Aka GoDaddy

July 10, 2014 GoDaddy, Las Vegas, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Danica Parker is BEAT UGLY without photo shop. Her disproportionate face looks like a goldfish and her stomach has stretch marks and blubber. Slow down on the Johns GoDaddy! Chewy & Scoobie Snack both look 10x better than this chick without photo shopped pictures!  Check out what someone said in the comments under one of her posts… “I met Danica one night at the El Cortez, my friends and I were invited there for after party. There was multiple rooms rented and many people partying. She was there with Sancho Van Ryan (her pimp) and her good friend and fellow escort Deirdre Martin. The three of them were smoking meth and at various times throughout the night they would leave the party rooms and go to other rented quiet rooms with Johns. At one point Sancho came up to me and asked if I wanted to. “Party” with either one of them. I declined and then he tried to sell me meth.”… like what the f*ck?

What a weird looking D… looks more like a G to me.- nik

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