THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here is Trisha Hurtado, resident of Las Vegas. I’m surprised she’s never been on this website before knowing that she posts naked pictures of herself for attention. She is a little sad Mexican Chick that wants to be black so bad. She loves black D & she’s a dumb ass for getting pregnant with this fame hungry lame fat ass “rapper” or whatever knowing damn well he was already a dead beat dad of 2 other kids or more. She’s so f*cking cocky and conceited she probably thought she could change him. Now she’s a single mom working at a strip club as a cocktail waitress. She would be nothing without all that make up and Forever21 clothes. That other girl it’s her sister she’s so goddamn ugly but swears she’s hot, I think she looks like a tranny or worst like T.I’s wife Tiny. Lord help her.

Red cheeks are so last season.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Please help alert the people of Summerlin about this sick man named Steven Rudack. He is a chiropractor here in Summerlin and if you read his reviews on yelp there are people talking about how he showed a man a womens xray as if it was his! He creeps around town cheating on his current girlfriend and being a thousandaire trying to by drinks for ANYTHING man or woman at Kona grill almost everyday (only during happy hour of course). People deserve to know about this scum that roams Las Vegas preying on unsuspecting men and women. Notice i have included a picture of a monkey for comparison reasons.

He’s a little to old to be tinkering with x-ray vision.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so a few weeks ago convicted dog killer Mike Vick and convicted woman beater Chris Brown partied together.  What type of crowd do these 2 draw when they are partying?  Do you think any dogs or girls were injured during the party?

The entire Palms Hotel has converted to a Hip-Hop club. It’s not a safe place anymore.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at a pool party in Vegas and look who was scooping up the bottle rats… Washington Wizards star John Wall!! Nik, these rats are from Florida and are attacking him like crazy hoping to go back with him to his hotel room. Dirty army which one did he hit?

I’m digging his board shorts (No Homo).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I agree with everyone that Encore Beach Club has the ugliest crowd in Las Vegas, but what about the staff?  Check out all the smoking hot girls that work at EBC.  I know you would with over 75% of these girls, if you were given the chance.

More like 1%. How does a hot staff convert for civilians in Las Vegas looking for love?= It doesn’t.- nik