Can We Please Help Chewbacca

July 12, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 179

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think Amanda “Chewbacca” L’Hommedieu could really benefit from your advice if you would use your keen eye and lay out a step-by-step plan for her regarding the things she needs to tweak next in order to reach her full superficial potential. Right now I feel bad for the girl… I think she is semi cute looking, but for all the work she’s had done to herself, she should at least be somewhere in the high 8′s at this point. Tragically, I’d venture to say she currently falls somewhere in the low 6′s. I personally think her face shows potential to be a lot prettier if she would get the fat sucked out of her cheeks so you could actually see some bone structure. Her body isn’t that bad either and her arms are pleasantly thin as well, but she seems to be storing some weird pockets of fat towards the tops/backs of them that badly distorts their shape. It looks like her shoulder muscles slid down two or three inches and just looks generally unappealing… Maybe she just puts muscle on in strange ways, but if it is indeed fat, I think that she should have it liposuctioned away. Finally, I think a revision of those +2′s is in order. But that’s just my two cents… And maybe a brow lift. Hopefully she will read this post and realize that someone sees potential in her and is trying to help her reach it. If nothing else, at least her clientele may appreciate a few new upgrades. So what do you think, Nik? Did I miss anything?

I’ve taught you well. This proud moment for me.- nik

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Let It All Hang Out In Las Vegas

July 11, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 265

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love boobs… I love HUGE BOOBS… but not real ones that are saggy and just look like a ball of fat.  Like this girl for example, you guys feeling this or not?

92% of real boobs are disgusting.- nik

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How Did Kurt Pinto Get With Madison Yeiter

July 11, 2014 Las Vegas 11

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so this girl was banging Kurt Pinto for a minute and I just don’t understand it.  She is so damn hot and sexy and you can tell how good she is at sex… so how did she fall for such a depressed little douche?  I don’t get it, these young girls are into the weirdest dudes.

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Valerie Monique The Bipolar Stripper

July 11, 2014 Las Vegas 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is 24 year old Valerie Monique, a stripper typically found in Deja Vu, Bare n Legal, Spearmint Rhino, and the list goes on, now this girl has some serious bipolar issues. One minute she’s giving you a decent lap dance, the next she’s crying, pouring her eyes out. Complaining about her life and how things are going and how she hates not being with her daughter but yet she lives from place to place, smokes weed and constantly waste money (if she makes any) on stupid things. Now she can spend her money however she pleases but please don’t complain while you’re working shaking whatever you call ass and tits, it’s pathetic. We costumers simply want our dicks rubbed and that’s it… we don’t wanna here you crying and complain about your pathetic life

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The Real Danica Parker Aka GoDaddy

July 10, 2014 GoDaddy, Las Vegas, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Danica Parker is BEAT UGLY without photo shop. Her disproportionate face looks like a goldfish and her stomach has stretch marks and blubber. Slow down on the Johns GoDaddy! Chewy & Scoobie Snack both look 10x better than this chick without photo shopped pictures!  Check out what someone said in the comments under one of her posts… “I met Danica one night at the El Cortez, my friends and I were invited there for after party. There was multiple rooms rented and many people partying. She was there with Sancho Van Ryan (her pimp) and her good friend and fellow escort Deirdre Martin. The three of them were smoking meth and at various times throughout the night they would leave the party rooms and go to other rented quiet rooms with Johns. At one point Sancho came up to me and asked if I wanted to. “Party” with either one of them. I declined and then he tried to sell me meth.”… like what the f*ck?

What a weird looking D… looks more like a G to me.- nik

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How Do You Break Girls Away From Their Phones

July 10, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty 156

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought going to clubs was to meet people, chat or even hook up? But, from one club to another in Hollywood,this is what you see and get! I swear, this is a random picture and I don’t know these girls! But, whats your opinion?  How do you break these girls apart from their phones when they are out?

Order another a bottle for starters. The rats need to eat.- nik

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Lawrence Sokolski Is A Big Phony Liar

July 10, 2014 Las Vegas 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, want to tell the ladies to watch out for this Big Looser. He thinks he is a big catch from… He lures Ladies and bangs everyone. He moved in with a girl in Las Vegas and found out he cheated on her too. He will say that girls are just rebound and not respecting us women. Profile on are all fake… Don’t support his two daughters and bring along to scam other ladies… Watch Out.. stay away from this fake, cheating bastard!

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New Dirty Celeb

July 9, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the mystery girl someone posted about. Madison… perfect name for her because that’s the only thing people pay attention to besides her tattoos. Nothing says insecure like oversized tits on a tiny body full of tattoos. Walking porn star prodigy if you ask me. She used to be in a relationship with Kurt while he was screwing Chewy. She’s not innocent tho, she was screwing one of my boys. We all see where she ended up. Rehab, where all used up trash goes. Anyways, here’s some pics of her and Kurt together. Classy lady eh? I think we can find more on this chick DA. Make her a dirty celeb Nik?

Why does Kurt Pinto pay for professional photos of himself? I don’t get it.- nik

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