Las Vegas | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

James Theodore Sharkey Needs Jesus

December 5, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 199

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, James Theodore Sharkey what is the deal with this guy. He is bragging about getting a 1k check with a $20 bill on the side of it and a fake grill he got from the mall. I had to add this guy to my facebook for my own work entertainment. But what I don’t understand is why do women in Las Vegas go for this guy? I am not saying he is Don Jon but being a guy with a great normal career making 6k-8k a month I can’t get those kind of women. Yes I am black so I know the market is fat white women but how can I get the female dirty stars etc in my bed? I know you have to act like a 30k millionaire and be a club host but that isn’t my style. Any tips or could you be a wing man if I buy lol?

Good question…anyone know the answer, I’m too delusional now. In my mind I feel like Sharkey gets laid because he’s good at treating women like sh*t.- nik

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December 5, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 425


EMAIL: Nik, I don’t believe in hate but I hate you. We met at Light in Las Vegas last year and you said I was seven pounds too heavy. At the time I smiled but later I cried. I replayed that moment in my head about 300 times and it still bothers me. I’ve come to the conclusion you were trying to look grandiose in front of your club promoter friends at my expense. I almost killed myself over your asshole statement. You are a narcissistic piece of sh*t with no regard for people’s feelings. You will never understand the pain you cause women. I weigh 135 pounds and make $350,000 a year. Any man would sleep with me and I bet if we were in a room together alone you would f*ck my brains out. I know if I was naked you wouldn’t be able to resist me. What bothers me the most, I have all the requirements you look for in a woman and my body is way better than Amanda’s. I need you to take it back, what you said. I want a second chance and I know I’m not alone. The things you say stick with people and hurt. Maybe my profession is wrong but your profession is worse. You have no soul and no heart. Text me asshole 702-524-XXXX.

I’m sorry…sometimes my honesty gets the best of me. I remember that night and I lied to you. I was thinking 10 pounds in my head, but I said 7 because I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.- nik

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Makes You Wonder

December 5, 2014 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty, Thickness 252


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, picture tells it all.. what do ya’ll think? Innocent photo shoot? Or just another “business venture”? Also, I can’t believe how thin Thickness is… maybe its time for a name change.

Red Bottoms are for _________.- nik

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Is Thickness Really Skinny Now Or Still Fat

December 4, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 102

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I seen two different pics of Thickness from her birthday the one on the left is from her Instagram and the one on the right is from Facebook which she was tagged in so why does her pics look like she’s super skinny but on her friends Facebook she looks like a chunker?

I feel like the one on the right is more realistic…that’s just me.- nik

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Never know who the freaky ones are

December 4, 2014 Las Vegas 15


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This girl my buddy used to date – Nicole is always acting super shy and is talking about how modest girls should be…then we find this nice picture to let us know she is full of shit…Why do girls pull that “I’m so innocent thing”?

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Scooby Snack’s Comeback Is Strong

December 3, 2014 Las Vegas, Scooby Snack, The Dirty 151

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever said Scooby Snack is making a comeback is right on point. Now single and ready to mingle, she is looking fine as ever. Guess it has rubbed off on Thickness as well.

Her upper lip still looks too thin.- nik

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Xena Kai Is Trying To Be The Next Joselyn Cano

December 3, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here Xena Kai, she is trying very hard to be the next Joselyn Cano… but as we can all see, its not working out like she has planned. She has a long way to go and I wanted to see if you think she can be hot as Joselyn?

Looks like he is trying to be the next Jose Canseco.- nik

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Jessica Moss

December 3, 2014 Las Vegas 87

THE DIRTY ARMY: jessica moss  screwed my boyfriend at a bar, gave him drd

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