THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to warn other men out there. I was just in Vegas for the weekend with my friends and ended up at Sapphire. I was pretty drunk and did a huge amount of blow so I was ready to party, my wife lets me get away from her and the kids only a few times a year, so I kinda of have to go hard like most of us 8-5ers. I got a few lap dances from these two and we became very friendly. Long story short, they both tell me they want to come party after they get off, so we take off and around 6am they come to our place and we continue to do blow and drink. They both take me into a room, get butt ass naked and start making my Greg hard. They get me so excited and I’m ready to take these two down… then sitting there naked, my Greg hard as a rock, they tell me its $1600 to f*ck both of them. Well, what do you think I did? Went straight to my drawer and grabbed $1300 and told them that is all I had. It was fun and way way way worth it… until I woke up around 5pm and my Rolex was missing from my room. I know I’m never going to see that sh*t again even if I file a report, so I wanted to put these bitches on blast.
Same old story… when will you guys learn. These hookers are not your friends. If you are doing blow at 7am you deserve this.- nik