The Only Natural Beauty In Vegas

July 8, 2014 Las Vegas 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the ONLY model in Vegas that doesn’t have 5 pounds of botox in her face or +2′s. Her name is Jess and I think she’s perfect. Would you with this natural beauty?

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Hottest cocktail Server – Aria Casino

July 8, 2014 Las Vegas 8

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, first off your site is the only good thing online. You tell it how it is! I saw this Asian girl on a rap video and knew it was a local rapper here in I found out she is a cocktail server at aria casino and she is known to hook on the side. I found out because my boy told me got a DRD from the other girl in the pic with her. do you think she could change her ways for a good man. What do you think of her even if you are not into Asian women?

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Hope Kurt Benz Does Not Have To Sing Soon

July 7, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hope this is not Kurt Benz’s new career.  Check out this gem I found.  It is awesome how Kurt on purpose does the most mega douchebag thing ever… like playing an acoustic guitar… C’mon bro, do you like being the poster child for douchey America?

Remember when guys would try to play the acoustic guitar just so they could get laid like Nelson… those were the days.- nik

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Tabitha ‘Miami’ Randall

July 7, 2014 Las Vegas 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Miami is a sleezy big mouth snitch she should take the dick out her ass and suck it rather than run her disease infested mouth. She’s a sorry as bottom bitch who’s time would be better spent turning transgender. She’s a pathetic dilusional hoe, not even a good one considering she’s homeless . Rather than trying to fit with a crowd who’s level she’s not even close to being on she should take her blueberry waffle having ass back to the gutter she crawled out of cause the world is tired of her stench! She is a bigmouthed m*thmonster Vegas beware!….her and Tanya Aragon would make a perfect match!

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What Is Johnny Manziel Thinking

July 7, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas, The Dirty 134


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just saw this on Reddit and had to share with The Dirty Army.  It looks like its Johnny Manziel in Las Vegas rolling up a dollar bill in a bathroom… now why do people roll up dollar bills and clubs?  To do some cocaine obviously.  I have no doubt that looks like Johnny and this kid is literally blowing any chance he has to be a star in the NFL…

This kid stands no chance in the NFL.- nik

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Who’s This Girl

July 4, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 141

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was watching videos on YouTube and the lead singer of the band We The Kings uploads vlogs or whatever. One of their recent stops at Warped Tour was in Vegas. Apparently his band got invited to the Hard Rock Hotel & went to Rehab for EDC & I kept seeing this girl in the background of his video. (He took his fiance to the party & you can tell she was f*cking pissed that he kept looking at this chick. What a douche).  This is where the dirty army comes in. Who is this? She seems like the type that would whore herself out all over Instagram & Twitter. I figured at least someone here would know who she is. I know you’re not into tattooed, trashy looking chicks, but I’d f*ck this one if she went lesbo with me. I need ID.

Yes, her arm grants her free admission to Rehab. 909 or die!- nik

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Relationship Advice

July 3, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 156


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been in a relationship with someone for almost a year now, and he had just told me his dirtiest secret. The secret was he would watch she male’s sleep with women sometimes to jerk himself off. It disturbed me even more when he said he did it a week before we started talking. This morning I gave him the test and told him to watch a porno with a she male sleeping with a woman in it and I’d see if he get hard just so I know how big of a problem we have. Well he was getting one, so now I am sitting here like a pathetic girl crying my eyes out cause I did find the nice guy and turns out this flaw is worse then a douchebag. I’m a good looking girl so I could get almost anyone I want, however I don’t know what to do or think. He says he not attracted to them at all, and he knows it gross… but should I stay with a guy who gets a boner clearly still from she males? He said he watches it so he didn’t want to see dudes f*cking the girl but clearly it is still a dude! He also said at one point he wanted to do one, but he never did nor tried. Nik, help I can’t express my depression with this to family or friends because I don’t want them to judge him for it since I wanna give him the respect of not have everyone we know know his secret.

Just buy a strap on and make your man happy. Stop being so selfish.- nik

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Chewy Is A Narcissist

July 3, 2014 Chewbacca, Las Vegas, The Dirty 297


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I have always wondered why so many “hookers” like Chewy do “Photoshoots” and I always assumed its for potential sugar daddies or escort ads.  Well it seems I might have been wrong.  As you can see in the background of Chewy’s home, the walls are filled with pictures of her… like girl can you be any more conceded?

Lol. I wonder if the naked pictures of her are in the bathroom or bedroom?- nik

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