Las Vegas

Empowered Single Mothers

Posted in Las Vegas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I live out here in Las Vegas and for some reason all the chicks I f*ck are single mothers.  Maybe because all you have to do is act like you like the kid and actually care and BAM… open sesame.  The one thing I can stand is how single mothers think they are all powerful because they have a 9 to 5 and are able to raise a child by themselves.  B*tch what the f*ck is so empowering about that?   Have you realized, no man smart enough would actually date you serious and have a serious relationship with you?  F*ck no, for all you girls(you know who you are)… you ain’t sh*t.  You might have a job but you can’t keep a man.

Aren’t 89.782% of the strippers working in Vegas single moms?- nik

Nik, I’m Scared This Will Happen To Me

Posted in Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Memphis, Newport, Scottsdale, Vancouver

Scary Southern Slut Sisters

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m preggo and scared this is going to happen to my stomach. Is there anything I can do about this?

Yes, buy this stuff. STRETCH MARK PREVENTION.- nik

What Is The Big Deal With Kristen Kelly

Posted in Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristen Kelly and everyone wouldn’t stop talking about her and how sexy she is.  I finally had the pleasure of meeting her and was very disappointed.  I don’t see what they are talking about, she is not hot, no +2′s and is one of those girls that obviously does not work out or understand the older you get the worse your body will get unless you take care of it.

She needs to cut the liquor out of her diet because you can see it in her stomach.- nik

I Demand The Truth Nik

Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m DA strong and have been waiting for the iPhone app forever.  You keep saying your content is too much for Apple but how come girls on Instagram can show nudes but you can’t even show hearts?  Its not adding up, thats all I’m saying…. I demand the truth Nik.

Instagram is commercial porn. Apple just doesn’t like me I guess.- nik

What Do You Think About MMA Ring Girls

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Las Vegas

MMA Ring Girls

MMA Ring Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so my boyfriend has been training for MMA fights lately and I went to my first actual fight with him tonight. We saw some ring girls there and instantly I was curious as to what these girls get paid. Did some research online, found the “hottest of the hot” ring girls. Nik, would you ever? (Never got an answer on how they got paid, but the b*tch is posing with WALMART brand whip cream, can’t even afford the real thing?) She should be suckin on those Cellan pills instead.

I am not a fan of Ring Girls they are all psycho like they are on steroids.- nik

Keep It Classy Lindsay

Posted in Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty

Keep It Classy Lindsay/Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Internet Model, arm candy and generally vacant Lindsay. Completely looking past the point this chick is rocking some massive t*t piercing (look right nipple gang). Do blondes have more fun, or do rich gross guys just did the “coulda been in playboy” look.

This Wolfgang Puck plug is a lie… this chick doesn’t eat.- nik

The Women Beater Who Needs To be On Here

Posted in Dirty Predator, Las Vegas

The Women Beater Who Needs To be On Here!

The Women Beater Who Needs To be On Here!

The Women Beater Who Needs To be On Here!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Michael Irwin known in Las Vegas as Hardhouse as he calls himself. He is a known h*roin addict and shoots up speed. He has been arrested in Las Vegas for putting a girl in a coma and another girl in Indian Springs. He walked away scott free. He is on the run and wanted by Las Vegas Police Department for not showing up to his court date for the Las Vegas Girl. He beats women, endangers children and isn’t even around his own son for the same reasons for what he did to the mother. He is still in Las Vegas with another girlfriend named Kristen Pennington who should run or call court district to verify all of his cases. His mother died recently and he used her, hurt her, and made her life miserable when all she wanted was for him to get his life together. He mooches off women to only hurt them. Please Nik put him on here so the police department can finally catch him and put him away and he doesn’t get to run anymore, or hurt any one else.

This is why he shacks up under the bridges.- nik

Her +2′s Are Still Not Fixed

Posted in Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out 10 And 2.  Those nipples are still not fixed and point the opposite direction.  If  I was sleeping with her and she was on top of me I have no doubt my greg would go soft because I’d be so concentrated on how messed up those things are.  Can you help her out?

Last I heard, Lindsay Marie was suing her doctor for malpractice based on her areola direction. Anybody know if she won?- nik

Jacko Smiley: Self Proclaimed Pimp Of Vegas

Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jacko Smiley, you can google him, the self proclaimed pimp of Las Vegas and thee Floor Host at Treasures (strip club) just died from a long suffering illness. He was well known throughout the Vegas strip club scene, ask anyone in the know at the Rhino. He was in competition with John, (the nightshirt manager at the Rhino) for the biggest walking, talking, piece of garbage douchbag that ever was. He ripped off, pimped out, extorted from, threatened, intimidated just about all women he came into contact with, from strippers to waitresses to bartenders. He was loathed by many. It was a common joke that he would leave a snail trail in his wake from his general slime. Known far and wide by many a Vegas VIP as the go to man for drugs and ho’s, oh Jacko, you truly were a sorry sack of sh*t.

R.I.P. Jacko.- nik

The Average Girl That Hangs Around All The Hot Girls

Posted in Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Monica Faye and for some reason she thinks she can be a b*tch because she is hot.  But there is one huge problem, she is not even hot.  Just because she hangs out with a bunch of hot escorts in LA and Vegas does not give her a right to act like she runs sh*t.  Please put her in her place Nik and maybe that will improve her attitude.

I hate girls who hang around chicks with A-cups to make their own breasts look big. #Scam.- nik

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