THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so you wanted a DC from the UK and you obviously got one.  Here are some more innocent and classy pictures posted online by Harriet Edwards.  I have been DA for the past 4 years and I know a DC when I see one.  Have you started thinking of any names?  Because I think I have the perfect one… Natural Wonder.  What do you think?

Is that a George Foreman grill?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, are you seeing this?? Following the release of Prince Harry’s Naked party pics, former and active members of the militarty are showing support for him by posting naked salutes to Facebook. It’s even gone as far as a FB group titled “Support Prince Harry with a naked salute” and already has over 23,000 members. Now I gotta ask you Nik, are they realllllyy doing it to show support? Or is it just an excuse to get naked and act forgy with your bros?

I’m not ok with this. Our troops need to take their duty to AMERICA seriously. How are we supposed to support jokers?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last couple of days was all about Tamara Ecclestone, but I was wondering what do you think about her sister Petra? Is she hot or not?

I still don’t understand why these girls cannot afford nose jobs or mole removal?- nik

(Click on the image to see her profile)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I see why so many girls consider themselves models. These masterbating sites refer to any girl that participates as a model. They should understand that many guys are just as happy to spooge on girls that aren’t models. Just stop the lies and delusions. This “model” also thinks she lives in the city of the United States in the UK.

That is not a model, more like a cow with saggers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Greetings from across the pond nik.  Wanted to update everyone on Sarah B and her botched t*t fix that her sugar daddy paid for.  This cross eyed witch doesn’t know the meaning of self respect, she’ll be balls deep on guys nearing 60 on any given night.  She doesn’t seem to care what people think when she straps her legs around some old guy and make out with him.  Falling is another common habit of hers, literally and out of her top.  This broad needs to know that scars are not attractive and noone wants to see them.

I like her elbows.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ey Nik, love the site, its rather entertaining.  I thought you chould shed some light on this girls situation.  all my mates ensure me this is not a rub n tug girl and that shes yaa know a cool chick.  Well I have never seen her work, ver.  never heard of her ever having a job.  She has a breast job and goes out every night.  She jumps around UK more then a business man.  The guys she ‘dates’ all look like they’re in chess clubs.  I just don’t get it and I dont get why my mates defend her all the time, not hiding anything are we boyos.. Well my job is done, I’ve shed light on the situation, the rest is up to you.

The real question is… how much?- nik