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Doug Must Be Hating Life

September 21, 2013 Hollywood, Leeds, Liverpool, London, The Dirty 237

Celebrity Sightings In London - September 19, 2013


Celebrity Sightings In London - September 19, 2013

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Courtney Stodden in London… The girl looks super drunk and even better, looks very horny.  Doug is no where to be found and I wonder how he feels about her hanging out and banging guys her own age?  I can only imagine how good she must feel to be able to act her age, instead of being at home taking care of grandpa aka Doug.

Look how drunk and high she is. I guess you can’t shelter the clown forever.- nik

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What Are We Going To Name Harriet Edwards

December 4, 2012 Leeds, Liverpool, London, Manchester, The Dirty 51

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so you wanted a DC from the UK and you obviously got one.  Here are some more innocent and classy pictures posted online by Harriet Edwards.  I have been DA for the past 4 years and I know a DC when I see one.  Have you started thinking of any names?  Because I think I have the perfect one… Natural Wonder.  What do you think?

Is that a George Foreman grill?- nik

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Naked Soldiers Salute Prince Harry

August 29, 2012 Iraq, Leeds, Liverpool, London, Manchester, Marine Corps 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, are you seeing this?? Following the release of Prince Harry’s Naked party pics, former and active members of the militarty are showing support for him by posting naked salutes to Facebook. It’s even gone as far as a FB group titled “Support Prince Harry with a naked salute” and already has over 23,000 members. Now I gotta ask you Nik, are they realllllyy doing it to show support? Or is it just an excuse to get naked and act forgy with your bros?

I’m not ok with this. Our troops need to take their duty to AMERICA seriously. How are we supposed to support jokers?- nik

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Petra Ecclestone The Youngest

August 5, 2012 Hollywood, Leeds, Liverpool, London, The Dirty 13

Petra Ecclestone the youngest

Petra Ecclestone the youngest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last couple of days was all about Tamara Ecclestone, but I was wondering what do you think about her sister Petra? Is she hot or not?

I still don’t understand why these girls cannot afford nose jobs or mole removal?- nik

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Everyone Has To Be A “Model”

May 8, 2012 Leeds, London 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I see why so many girls consider themselves models. These masterbating sites refer to any girl that participates as a model. They should understand that many guys are just as happy to spooge on girls that aren’t models. Just stop the lies and delusions. This “model” also thinks she lives in the city of the United States in the UK.

That is not a model, more like a cow with saggers.- nik

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She’s Serious, Just Like Her Weave

April 15, 2012 Leeds, Manchester, The Dirty 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Greetings from across the pond nik.  Wanted to update everyone on Sarah B and her botched t*t fix that her sugar daddy paid for.  This cross eyed witch doesn’t know the meaning of self respect, she’ll be balls deep on guys nearing 60 on any given night.  She doesn’t seem to care what people think when she straps her legs around some old guy and make out with him.  Falling is another common habit of hers, literally and out of her top.  This broad needs to know that scars are not attractive and noone wants to see them.

I like her elbows.- nik

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The Girl Who Never Works

February 22, 2012 Leeds, Manchester, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ey Nik, love the site, its rather entertaining.  I thought you chould shed some light on this girls situation.  all my mates ensure me this is not a rub n tug girl and that shes yaa know a cool chick.  Well I have never seen her work, ver.  never heard of her ever having a job.  She has a breast job and goes out every night.  She jumps around UK more then a business man.  The guys she ‘dates’ all look like they’re in chess clubs.  I just don’t get it and I dont get why my mates defend her all the time, not hiding anything are we boyos.. Well my job is done, I’ve shed light on the situation, the rest is up to you.

The real question is… how much?- nik

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Do Legends Like Ryan Giggs Have The Right To Do This

June 10, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Leeds, Liverpool, Manchester, Preston, Sheffield, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan here from Preston across the pond.  Do I got something good for you… Ryan Giggs who is a LEGEND for being one of the best futbolers in Manchester United history.  Recently allegations came out about how he had an 8 year affair with his Brothers wife Natasha, but in all fairness he did start sleeping with Natasha before she was married to his wife… Anyway that affair ended on April 9th and now all these new allegations are coming out about him also having an affair with Big Brother start Imogen Thomas for around 6 months. Ya, crazy story right Nik?  Do you think we should forgive him because of the amazing futbol career he has had for us?  I mean he is such a legend even his wife has not broke up with him.

I already forgive him. He is Ryan Giggs, he can do whatever he wants. Any father would be proud to let his Greg penetrate their daughter.- nik

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