The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, here we have Nicole Cat***. She’s married to a Marine and she has been sleeping all over Little Rock with other guys while her husband has been overseas. Looking at this guy’s face, do you blame her for wanting to sleep with other guys?

Yes you can.  Don’t get married if you plan on swinging from other guys jocks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Seriously Nik, would you…this is one of the hottest things in Little Rock, so nik what do you think when are u gunna plan your next trip?

Answer: no.  Does she double as a scarecrow.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Allison S. She is one of the nastiest girls to walk around her stomping ground of Little rock, AR. She claims to be one of the hottest girls in the state and she is always bragging about her ass and even has pictures of her showing her ass. At one point on her myspace she had a blog braggin about how she sucked off Olli Sykes. If the pictures don’t pove enough, I don’t know what does. She’s trashy. I mean, her underwear is hanging out here and on her space she does nothing but grind on guys. classy, right? Wrong.

-Nik I googled Olli Sykes; it said he was the lead singer of some english band and that he’s adored by 14 year old girls- G

Well she is from Little Rock, where underwear is the same as shorts in that white trash community.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Christina, she is another aging Vegas chick with ratty bleached hair with orange tan. She thinks she hot sh!t and has been telling everyone that she has her Masters in different areas so people will think she smart. But at the end of the day, she’s just another used up, pill popping, industry rat. And she also claims to give good head, so Nik- would you?

Answer: no. Without extensions she would look like a worm.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – What the hell is going on at the University of Arkansas? Are all arkabillies forgy?

Is it just me, or does everybody else also want to break/tamper with/destroy, any random ed hardy item they come across.-nik