THE DIRTY ARMY: Here is Randy, biggest Douche in Saline County. He thinks its so cute to act gay and the “NO HOMO” quote is used quite often! He is always hugged up on is guy friends and makes comments on FB like he wants to f**ck or suck off guys or talking about how hot they are! Its quite disturbing. If your gay cool, be gay, but stop being a douche. All his pictures consist of him surrounded with men! He is the male selfie queen! Its non stop! He is found every weekend at the local bar or his “Randys House Parties”…like grow up!!! And the parties are mostly guys!!! He is a loser. In every department. Big truck, big house, Yea trying to make up for something else? Yea, he drives a big truck but has a freakin scooter in his pants! Like i see now why he don’t have a girl friend! Id be ashamed to show anyone that small thing! I can’t believe i actually fell for him on night. I had to turn my head and giggle a little bit so i wasn’t rude!!