THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay so this is one of Arkansas’ finest player douche bags that thinks hell never get caught. His name is Andrew Benet, but he goes by Andy. He starts talking to me over FB, all the while never telling me he has a GF of like almost 2 years. And from his friends that helped me out, they told me he has a different girl over every night! He thinks his truck will get him all the attention, but the only thing that his trucks does for me that he doesn’t is make my panties drop. After finding out about how he is and what he does and how he uses and plays girls i have lost all interest in him. Also, get this i stay for a night…not knowing how he was…i cooked for him and bought stuff for his apartment….and then proceeded to go to sleep but he was actually being sweet and kissing my forehead and being nice. until the next day, his GF finds out and then he wants to act like he doesn’t know what the hell shes talking about and denying ever hanging out with me. He’s a true low life. oh and he also has a daughter he doesn’t take care of, shes like 3 years old and hes just fucked up guy. Any girls daddy should have the shotgun ready when he come around. oh, and let me add, don’t let the skater punk fest all fool y’all, he is country somedays and skater n*gga the next. He’s a pssy also, the only guy i know that would sit on a couch after getting called out and getting his hat knocked off, and then proceeds to talk shit after his brother gets there!!

Unfinished tattoos = overdraft.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this male right here has already AT LEAST 2 kids whom he has yet to send a single cent to, he doesn’t call on holidays at all, and will still hit up the baby mammas when he finds out they’re single and try to “get his family back.” He has any girl he’s ever dated pay for everything, and yes, they are dumb enough to allow this, but love cuts your brain cell count at least in half. He left his first known baby momma while she was 8 months pregnant, and then had another child that is 10 months younger than the first…do the math. He has relationships over the internet and then gets the girl to pay to move him out to where she is, and then finds another girl online to repeat the process after he drains the original dry. Ladies, he goes by Xion, Andru, and who knows what others by now. He’s gothscene.com and IMVU. He was last known residing in New York or somewhere close by. If you know him, I’m sure his baby mommas would love to contact him and get what he owes.

Some forgy will swoop him up in a year or two.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the dirty stripper that suck peoples c*cks in the lap dance room. She does drugs in the bathroom both her kids have alcohol syndrome cause she is a alcoholic that fall on her ass all the time. She f*cks random dudes and she pawns her kid of weeks at a time to go wh*re around at different strip club to North Dakota and to Elko Nevada.

She looks like the long nosed club owner from Toronto.  Click for comparison.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl loves to be married. Been married and divorced 3 times cause she goes through guys like crazy. She tells you she loves you and wants to marry you and have kids and once you give in to her she throws you out. She will take you for all you got. she lies and makes up stories to her friends if you make her mad so that everyone feels sorry for her. She never has her son cause she leaves him with her family so she can go out and party it up like shes got no responsibilities. She’s a very jealous girl and non trustworthy. If you have friends and you hook up with her then you might wanna lose those friends. She’s acts as an angel at first but after a few months, she’s done did a 360. And she loves having a bunch of guys over and getting hammered drunk so if i was y’all I’d watch out cause some shit you cant get off with AJAX and a brillo pad.

More kids more parent teacher interviews…dunno why she wants to wrap herself up in the school system, must still be a child at heart- her actions definitely are.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch out ladies. This likes the husbands. She has no kids but tells a married woman that the best thing for her kids is to leave her husband so that she can have him. Apparently she doesn’t care if they’re broke cuz she wants him to get rid of his wife and 3 kids and pay all his check to child support. In turn she wants him to get her knocked up thinking that they’ll make pretty babies and he will never leave her like he did his original wife. Dirty wh*re!

She’s b-linging for the dudes wallet, definitely has that in her sights.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brian Byrum.  Yes ladies, he’s nice to look at. And he has game. But, he will try to get with any female he can! Tells you exactly what you wanna hear, then BAM, he’s in pictures with other girls the same night he’s telling you how he wants to be with you! He’s now with a 17 year old, he’s 26. But he isn’t picky, he’d f*ck anything. He claims he has a truck, but no ones ever seen it, and he claims he owns a construction company, but he never works. He thinks he’s gods gift to girls. But he’s farrrrrrrrrr from it!! RUN LADIES, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!

You know you’re a hick when you slick your hair forward.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a people using jobless c*nt. She’ll use you and not even think twice about it. She has no morals, and doesn’t care about anything but herself. She has no idea of what is right and what is wrong, all she thinks about is who she gonna f*ck next for a place to stay. She really has no life, and people need to know she is only up to no good!! She’ll use you and leave.

All a girl needs is a purse full of Mac to make it these days.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet PARIS! Well Christina Smith or Christanka! This girl runs the town telling everyone how she has changed and doesn’t do the white powder or anything anymore.. “I’m innocent” I am sure everyone knows by now going from one guys house to the next on the weekends from bar to bar is how you will find her. Her first job was at Paper Moon.. Paris was her name. She thinks that her and her friends are on the top of this world. She used her stripper money to finance her fake boobs. This girl even will make you feel so good but she will stab you in the back! She only likes guys with money so watch out GUYS! Wait till you see her with no makeup you will see the craters that the drugs put on her face. I think she used to hang with Alison Melder too and wats that girls name she lived with oooh yeah Shae Helms! WHAT A EVEN BIGGER FAKE B*TCH! She just wants money too! Please get these girls an education and knock some sense into them because they are trashing up our town.

A little rock never hurt anyone?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here it is again Mrs or Mr Drea Edwards. Recently went to a muscle man competition to show off his or her assets. Ha look at the bulging vein in its forehead. Love how it didn’t post the results because it didn’t win. Yuck.

Why do chicks do this to themselves? What is the point?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one more to add to the list. First of all I love your site! Check this out. So I meet this guy named Brandon Valencia at an AT&T store one day while looking to upgrade my phone. He seemed nice and what not, trying to “help” me more than what I suspect he gives the rest of his customers. Very smoothly he gives me his number telling me that if I needed anymore help “after hours” in the future to give him a call. Talked about how his hours were flexible to customers that made it worth his wild. We texted back and forth for a couple weeks, met up a couple of times, rode around in his truck with him calling me his babygirl and then one day it all stopped abruptly. I went to Facebook to check his page, but I wasn’t friends with him anymore. So I searched for him and found a page of his that didn’t look anything like the first one I had been friends with, almost like he had two different pages. Come to find out, this douche bag was married!!!!! I don’t know what this guy was thinking I would be cool with, but definitely not hanging out with someone else’s husband. What a POS! I mean really? And on top of that I think he has a kid! I’m done with this guy, I just feel sorry for his wife and the rest of the women he has fooled with this lil scheme, I’m switching to Verizon!

Oh snap!! someone needs to alert his wife, although since he covered his tracks already I’m sure she already found some other broad he was messing with.- nik