THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Rebekah Zakrzewski is the slut of the town (Little Rock, Arkansas). Her boyfriend was deployed with the Air Force and while she was gone she did nothing but sleep around. She told every guy that she did not have a boyfriend so they would give her the time of the day. How desperate can this girl get? Your boyfriend is fighting for this country and you can’t have the control to keep your panties on. I guess she has to be pretty good if all the guys want her in a four month period. Would you do her? In my opinion she looks white trash and acts like a white trash wh*re. Hopefully she realize she is only going to get pregnant again if she keeps screwing everyone in town. The she is going to be on Jerry Springer finding out who the baby daddy is. What your opinion on this girl?

Answer: No, she’s rocking pea shooters and has a plain face.  How’d she explain her house and all the pictures of her husband in it.

She needs a chin.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I actually found this information by mistake while randomly scrolling through a friend’s news feed. I remembered seeing this girl on here in Little Rock, but the name on Facebook was different, probably due to TheDirty, no doubt. I decided to click on the “25 comments” below her picture to see what people see in this chick. That’s when I found this! Don’t they realize they are promoting TheDirty when they talk about you? More and more people will visit the site to see what they were on there for to begin with. Oh, the gem? She compares herself to your wife. Doesn’t she know Shayne is Hollywood royalty and that she is nothing but the perfect example of plastic surgery gone bad? Seriously, look at all of her work. Prime example of why you should never get work done in a state where they can’t even perfect cosmetic dentistry. All DA sloots need to know: We are DA, we are strong, and no matter how many different Facebooks/Twitters you have, we WILL find you.

Taylor Ann, a breast should never smell like high endurance Old Spice.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl pursued me at a bar and at first I was not attracted but I kind felt sorry for her and she seemed nice. We started dating and she told me she just wanted someone to be good to her. I bought her flowers, jewelry, gifts, presents, took her out to nice places for dates and etc. I thought we were the perfect couple. She said she was going on a trip with her girlfriend to Dallas to watch Arkansas play in the Cotton Bowl. She said her girlfriend’s boyfriend got sick so she got to get his ticket to go. I even offered to keep her son while she was gone. She did not text me or answer my calls while away and she posted a pic of Dallas stadium on FaceBook stating that she was having a great time. Her girlfriend commented, “Wish I was there with you!” BUSTED!!! She called me a few days later after she returned and told me she missed me and was going to get me concert tickets for my birthday for us to go and I said whose car did you take yours or hers (she did not know I knew of her girlfriend’s comment on facebook) she said her girlfriend’s car. I said that is funny since she was not even there with you! She wanted to know how I knew and was more concerned on how I found out than she was sorry for lying and cheating on me. I said you were with a guy in a hotel in Dallas on your trip weren’t you? She said It’s complicated and I would not understand since he was a friend and nothing happened. (Right!) She hung up on me before I could chew her out and she blocked my phone number and deactivated her fb account. She did not even say she was sorry and try to explain. She did not even let me vent my anger and turned it around on me saying she knew I would not understand. I helped her fix up a rent house, taking out the old carpet, changing locks, hauling off the trash from the previous renter who left it a terrible mess. She used me and had told me she loved me. The sad part is that I really cared about her since we dated over a year. Girls who are insecure use people and hurt people who try to treat them good. I checked around and found out this is normal behavior for her to pursue guys and get them to care about her then just use them and never talk to them again. People even described her as a snake was the term they used. I lowered my standards for this girl and got used and betrayed. I am posting this because she did not even give me the satisfaction of letting me tell her what I think of her after all I did for her and how good I treated her. I foolishly wanted to marry this person.

You can’t hide from the truth…you’re a sloot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had heard a lot of good sexy things about Lauren the hooters girl. But when i looked her up on facebook i was extremely disappointed. Girls got the body of a 10 year old boy and makes a “sexy” face that looks like a constipated duck in most all her pictures. Besides needing a new set of tits what do you think? After all, you are the expert bro. Would you?

Answer: No, her gregs about the size of a ten year olds and she has a round jaw.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Lindsey Walden. She likes to meet guys over the internet and f*ck them.  She will cheat on any guy she is with. She does drugs and isnt afraid to steal to be able to do them. Beware of being her friend because she will stab you in the back. Sleep with this sl*t and you’ll regret it!

Super horse!!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Daneisha Mainord. I saw this chick on Facebook and decided to add her just to see if she was a real person. 90% of her pictures look like these 5. I think she needs makeup and photoshop therapy. Would you?

Answer: No, she tries way too hard to straighten out her face.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I normally would not even bother wasting my time posting such garbage but considering the circumstances I feel its almost vital that I do. Meet Sam Shirley, not only did I catch him cheating after a year and a half but my dumb ass took him back after he begged and pleaded & of course swore it would never happen again. Well, as the saying goes “once a cheater, always a cheater” because he got caught a 2nd time. Now, I would never blame the female in these cases bc some are just innocent prey whom are fed lies & manipulated for the sole purpose to be used. However, Amber Hunt knew the entire time that Sam had a girlfriend and continued to have a “relationship” with him anyway. So, I hope they live happy together because they deserve each other.

Judging from the picture I am going to guess that she sells Real Estate.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Erica Ponder lives in Fayetteville, AR. She went off to college and after 1 semester then became a stripper! She’s proud to be a snookie look-alike. She’s fat and wears clothes 3X too small for her. Checked out her facebook and her tits show in every single one of her pics! Slooty and ORANGE to the EXTREME!

Snooki is skinny now, sorry Erica.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi my name is Sam Trimble (blue shirt) I am from Beebe, Arkansas and I am like a spider trying to thread my web. I reel girls in and promise them the world and then I go crazy! I am not very stable emotionally so I take adderoll every day like 3x a day to keep me going. I am still in love with Drea so I had to show my true love for her and post Drake on her along with her! I hope she believes me now!

Its a rough life when your broke.- nik