THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, here’s Brandy. She used to be a waitress at the flying saucer in the River Market and thinks shes the hottest crap around. She has slept with everyone and still working on the part of the state she didn’t hit. I don’t know if she’s reached 29 yet but already has 3 kids by 3 different boys! Now she’s pregnant again with who know’s baby, no really she doesn’t know. She was with a guy named Chris Bullock but started sleeping with one of his homies (who of course is married). She took off with the guy and his fat wife on a trip in the dirty south while he was out of town. He saw pics of her with the guy on the web, they had just got matchin tats. Then she shows up, preggo and needin a place to dump her crap and sleep claiming the babi belongs to chris. Dumn loser took her back.Chris let her stay and has to wait on dna. too bad most of us (bein his buds lol) have been there done that tramp while he was workn at the bell. That slut is open for more business than rallys at midnight. beware unsuspecting men of c-town, she’s dirty and carries all sorts of crotch itchers. she gave me the cl*p.

2 balls in 1 hand!! what talent.  Looks like she’s done that before.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was her manager at a cell store for a while. She is really a beautiful girl and sweet. The problem is she’s too sweet. She used to have sex with this really old man that lived next door to her because she felt sorry for his wrinkly butt. He kept telling her he’d never get the chance at a girl like her again. She moved here because of her 50 something boyfriend. But for some reason he started cheating on her and left her for a woman with 2 kids. She said he still tells her how hot she looks on Sunday’s at church and how he wishes they could still do it. They still do it of course, unfortunately her cop husband has no idea they do. She picked up her formally married when he met her cop husband in the rivermarket, he to is in his 50′s maybe 60′s. She is a beautiful girl that can’t quit having sex with random dudes. She was sent an IRS w2 from her ex for 17k which he listed as wise advise, is that the code word for sex? She was also knockin it with several of my employees while engaged.

That’s a lot of advice.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This “woman”, as she refers to herself, is nothing but trash. She just got divorced after cheating on her husband multiple times and going out partying. She takes soooo many fcking pills it’s unreal and then got busted back in the Spring because she was doctor hopping and selling pills. When she runs out she is ALWAYS at the ER. I ran into her there once and was begged not to tell because just a few weeks prior was when she got her charges. She uses men because she doesn’t want to work. She is 27 and has been on disability since 18 because she is just a fat lazy ass and now that she’s divorced a whore. She strings men along and turns best friends against each other. One she has been stringing along so bad that he can’t even date anyone because she always bitches. However, she is allowed to date whoever she wants whenever she wants but she wants the security of having a man there waiting for her to fall back on so that she doesn’t have to take care of herself. Her son got taken when she got charges and rather than get clean she just got worse into pills. She has no job but is always out drinking, hence the using men. You can find her at Tailgaters or Peaches all the time. She needs to be on the dirty because men need to know to watch out for her. She will claim she loves you but spend more time with her “best friend” than she will you but will tell you nothing is going on. She’s really just what I said, a pill headed maneater. She will do anything to keep the men she has tied around her little finger like she is so innocent all the time while doctor hopping, buying pills off the street, or going to the ER multiple times a week in order to get ahold of these pills since she got caught. She’s more worried about partying, getting dick, and shopping than she is about getting her son back. A sorry excuse for a mother and doesn’t deserve to be called a woman.

Easy on that eyeliner, people may get the wrong idea.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, it appears this middle-aged hair-stylist (Shelly) with a good use of photoshop and a son nearing 20 years of aqe has some way with the men… I was wondering for ALL us ladies… what does she have going on? She stays stoned 24/7… horsefaced… natural, saggy boobies… what gives?

This photoshop mess is considered a good laugh.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brooke Huey. She thinks shes hot shit, shes good for a screw and that is about it. She likes to sleep with the men she works with, she probably gives hand jobs (is that 1 word or 2?) to the old men she takes care of in the nursing home she works at. I dated her for a bit until I realized her cum swallowing skills (or lack thereof) were not worth losing my job over. Sadly she gave me an drd so please keep your distance from her if you are ever in Conway.

You mean 1 hand or two…- nik