THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shane tried to play it cool by stating that the only reason people are dogging him on theDirty is because they are jealous of him or he shot them down. Please.. Only a douche would post themselves claiming to ‘run Little Rock’ and calling his friends the ‘West Side Gangbangers’ or whatever the fck he thinks they are. All of it makes me laugh, and I’m not the only one. Stop talking about how you can get every girl you want and how girls are constantly blowing you up- if half of them knew how big of a let-down you are in the sack, or how SAD your little package looked, they would all be devastated that you even had their number. Ladies, if you are one of the unfortunate souls who has slept with this loser, do yourself a favor and go pick up a round of antibiotics or just plan for your funeral for all the nasty sh*t you probably picked up from him.

Nice pumpkin and foam interior.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: I just think that the Hooter girls of North Little rock need a show! I mean all the scandals that go on! It would be pretty interesting to watch MTV here they come!

The whole trainwreck deal only works if people wanna look at that train, which in this case is the inflated staff.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Whitney. What do you think Nik?

If people cared they’d remember/know her last name…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Aw nik! the trio of Ariel and Bobbi best friends, the newest little threats to hooters north little rock. Acting so innocent and sweet these best friend are sluts in the making….always hanging out with customers huh wonder why? I swear I’m surprised they’re not hanging out with Taylor Dillion yet. Trust me they’re not as nice as they act.

That’s a pretty heavy over-bite.- nik