THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot is Chelsea Castleberry, aka ‘Chelsea Fallon’ as in fallen angel, get it? Umm wait she cant even spell? Yep, that’s just the beginning! This girl believes she is the most bad b*tch walking this earth, she is constantly bragging about who’s *ss she is going to beat next and how no one should f*ck with her or they’ll get what’s coming to them! Classy right? Wrong. She is constantly going psychotic (did I mention she’s literally psychotic, like diagnosed?) on her so called friends and has screwed over, beat up, or at least screwed all of their partners while doing so. She has no real friends and is the definition of trash, just another Little Rock girl, chunking up the deuces, smoking, talking smack, f*cking anything she sees. Her mouth is worse than a sailors and she think she needs 3 Facebooks and a Twitter for everyone to read and laugh at her stupid life. Why she thinks every twisted thought that comes out of her mouth is worthy for our eyes and ears, I do not know, but she is sadly mistaken. She is with a new boyfriend and best friend every week because she can’t keep anyone around too long until she decides to go bipolar on everyone and try to kill them. No I’m not kidding. I won’t be surprised if she goes on a killing rampage when she sees this. She is always ranting or calling some poor random girl(whoever she chose to bully and pick on that day) a sl*t,wh*re etc. Yet she is constantly posting naked pictures calling herself a model looking for attention but no one gives her any. Between the bars, drugs, sex and alcohol guess what else she has time for!? She is now pregnant with no babies daddy suprise suprise! Yet still partying it up on Facebook theres no slowing her down! Too bad no one will claim it. There is so much more to say, but I think this gives you the idea. I wouldn’t touch her with a 20 foot pole wrapped in a hundred condoms. Would you Nik?

Why would she ever think a fairy costume would turn a dude on.- nik