Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Heather Collachi

November 12, 2012 Little Rock 37 6,533 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here we have Heather Collachi aka one eye bitch. This one eye monster screwed me hard Nik. I was attempting to get back with my ex when she butts in with her short fat ass, gay charm, and stupid haircut. Some how she charmed my x like the snake she is. Now my x is all hung up on her. I found a picture of her on my xs phone when we were at lunch one day and I called her out on it in an email and all she could say was yea that was probably me. Whore I know it was you! Just wait until your bf finds out about what you’ve been doing sweety. Nik, I haven’t seen my x in 2 months. I feel like I lost him all thanks to this tramp. He told me today in a text that we shouldn’t be friends cause apparently I’m psycho. News flash retard, you’re psycho for wanting that short blonde bimbo. I want all of Little Rock to know what kinda girl Heather is. She’s a home wrecker. Hide your men when she comes around ladies.

You’ve lost him, don’t waste your time with these horses.  You’ll never get anywhere in life if you don’t move on.- nik



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Bryants Premiere Trailer Trash

November 2, 2012 Little Rock 60 9,225 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is jessica nicole linam the biggest slut and drama queen arkansas has to offer Nik….this slut is married but her nieve ass husband obviously dumb or dont care what a whore she is….several times i have seen this whore talkn shit bout ppl on FB but this does not have an inch to jus anyone….she is a thief,manipulator and a doublecrossing backstabbn slut….she will fuk your friends,cousins,childs mother etc…threesomes,trains,and a pssy eater….what a piece of trash….someone call the garbage truk please to pick this whore up…..u can find in the local clubs looking for attention and someone to leech off of ..she is a true leeching whore with no job and from man to man and living wherever she can….she is on a quest from trashy to classy but must have lost the map….this whore walk around like everyone is fukd up wen is truly a piece of bad work….she will fuck whoever ….BEWARE stay clear….unless u looking for drama and a fake bitch….im glad i did not marry this whore and the guy tht did is an idiot…dumb dumb dumb…she has no problem showing everyone what a man hopping whore she is….Nik why dont u hit her up for some late night slut action…..she runs the streets like a marathon…fellas fuk her in leave or u will b sorry….straight from the trailer and she takes it wherever she goes…she is even food stamps thts y i heard she dont change her last name so she can get food stamps and government assistance….no job or future jus a pretty whore who everyone has had…and she dumb enough to show and tell ALL her business and urs too if u tell…a real backstabbing skank….and alwaz,alwaz has an alterior motive watch this vampire she will suck u dry in EVERY way…..Nik what do u think?

Is that her husband, or, just a friend…- nik



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Conway’s Real Class Act

November 1, 2012 Little Rock 73 5,558 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Shelby, she claims she is oh so classy yet drinks Budweiser and brags about it. Judging by some of these pics…not so much. Pure white trash is her title. Who puts stuff like this on Facebook? She is a waitress at Marketp**ce Grill and says she makes tons of money and that it is the best “career” ever! No one I know making $2.50/hr + tips claims that is tons of money. She has never been to college but talks shit about people that actually have a college degree and good jobs. She moved to Conway from Dewitt, Ar(LOL) with her boyfriend who later kicked her to the curb, not too long after she moved in with another boyfriend who also kicked her too the curb about a month ago. She is obviously a psycho because all her Facebook consists of right now is pictures of her exbf and his new girlfriend talking shit about them lmao! What a loser! Trash or Class? P.S. Her hair needs SERIOUS HELP!!

If she stopped working out the guns I think it’d increase her tips.- nik



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Birth Of The First Dirty Child

October 31, 2012 Little Rock 8 8,799 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik remember sweet Liz that was put on the site a months weeks back. Everyone was being pretty nice and then BAM it went somewhere… not nice..Liz… she was the one that loved Jesus, did makeup, was a school teacher for a few years in CALI or something.. she had a benz… then didn’t… but that was OK too…. Well…turns out my scripture-reciting buddy(I introduced to my 85 yo Grandmother and grandfather, mom,dad, and brother) was in PORN… and no, not the type you put under your couch. MAke with a friend… they type you google and find FREE. wth!? The type you FIST yourself and fly to LA and sell it free across the internet but somehow this makes money… I assume…? The type your parents warn you about when sexting… so don’t sext! You could end up with a video of whatever those two things are going up that one thing…. EEEK! Captions for the tree photos1) original Liz 2)Making some extra cash… but not waiting tables… still praying a lot 3)NOW! Chick is fully preggo… wonder if there is a lucrative side to this? Do tell.

She seems extra serious with those quotation marks.- nik



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POF Douchebag

October 24, 2012 Dirty Predator, Little Rock 7 8,990 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Casper White. otherwise known as Dean. he says on his profile that he wants a serious relationship with the right girl. When in all actuality he just wants to screw you. and thats it. he’s gone 8 months out of the year and then tells you he doesnt have time for you. he will stick his penis in anything. Diseased or not. So there is NO telling what he might have. So if you are in the Little Rock area or on POF I strongly suggest you avoid this little boy.

No doubt he tailored those jeans himself.- nik



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Sarah Is A Total Pain

October 16, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Little Rock 1 5,945 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Girl is name Sarah she is a total B*tch she acts like she is the hottest thing on earth. She treats everyone like Sh*t if she doesn’t like you or fit her criteria shes is nothing but a spoil rich girl.

Quack quack!!- nik



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