THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Corey Allan Mugford. I can’t believe he has not been on here yet. He is the biggest alcoholic I have ever met. He jokes about being drunk for entire years at a time. He does every drug he can get his hands on and he is absolutely fcking NUTS. I dated him for a very short period of time. He has major problems with erectile dysfunction. His d*ck, as best as I can tell from its flaccid state is only about 3-4 inches long. He was the worst lay I ever had. I’m not sure I can actually claim to have slept with him because he could never get it up and always sort of tried to mash it into me. He’s a terrible kisser and he always has 5 oclock shadow and leaves burn marks on your face from it. He is always drunk and his behavior is appalling. Ladies be warned, if you try to break up with him, he will go absolutely ape sh*t on you. Stay away! Far, far, far away!

I bet if he experimented with a guy he wouldn’t have those problems…no homo.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik…this is Elaine Kelly originally from Peterborough, ON now living in London, ON…who may appear on the surface to be “angelic” but is FAR from it! She is a Business Manager in a local retirement home where Elaine said she does all the work as her boss is a “f**king dumb ass”! She used to be with a guy (13 years older than her) in a “common law” relationship but got tired of looking after his kids as well as her own, so she started dating a married man, moved out…and dated him for nearly four years. She took this guy for everything she could…diamond jewellery, 10 trips, lingerie, concerts, furniture, rent money…because as she put it “I deserve it!” She even took a flat-screen TV from a former 80+ year old resident at her retirement home that she was going to “pay” $200.00 for but he knew her “financial plight” so it turned out to be a “free gift”. He also gave her a Turntable/CD recorder for free too! Another employee had been “walked out” for accepting gifts (against company policy) from the same former resident, but not Elaine…remember, she’s an angel!
Nik, this is the girl who didn’t go to school much and started drinking at 13 and said gave it up at 17. She didn’t graduate from high school but is a Business Manager? She got pregnant just after her 20th birthday and had a shot-gun marriage. She had another son with that guy and thought she was going to be a “lifer” so she had one more. Her boys, #1 works in a video store, #2 graduated from university, but works in a “bong” shop and #3 is just scraping through high school…maybe she should have stayed home and been a better Mom instead of going to a local bar and setting a continuous attendance record…22 days straight! WOW…she loved her beer but starting getting too fat for new bikini’s so switched to Scotch! She’d drop her 15 year old off at high school in the morning and then drop by her ex-boyfriend’s apartment for a quick f**k before going into work! (BTW she gets support from the previous “common law” guy and the biological father of #3…double dipping at its’ best!) At nearly 49 she says she’s slept with only four guys, C***s, P**l, R****t and D***d, but her lucky number has always been the number 5…calling # 5…now serving # 5…!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Hayley Albert, ultimate sloot of London, Ontario. She’s 24 years old and loves to suck on gregs… especially purple crayons. She is a known groupie of some cartoon making guys that have purple crayons. She dates a dude with a purple crayon but he’s not aware of her internet groupie-ness. She wants to sloot it up in the states, but somehow she never makes it there On Facebook she posts pictures of one of the filnobep boy’s kid, is it her kid? NO. I wouldn’t even touch her with a pole. I can’t trust how many purple crayons she’s had in her orifices. With that said and these pictures. Nik, I have to ask, would you?

Answer: No, her face still carries baby fat.  She realizes she’s not hot either which is why she fathers kids for a boyfriend.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jen Pyette and her scumbag boyfriend Byrn “Julius” Jones. Jen is a mother of a 3 year old girl who she never takes care of. She just pawns her daughter on others. I’ve seen her daughter before with marks all over her face, which looked like she had been slapped. She works as a personal support worker and was fired after she was caught stealing perks from a cancer patient whom she worked for. She is dating the biggest rat in Corunna (Sarnia). She’s a thief and a liar and her sister is no better. Her sister Leanne was fired from her job for stealing peoples tips to support her habit of perk addiction. These girls are straight up pathetic and disgusting drug addicts who need to be outed. They walk around, denying everything, calling themselves good people when it is so obvious they are not. Jen gives sexual favours to her baby daughter’s Father in order to support her addiction. This isn’t just all here say. I know her baby daughter’s Dad. They are the insects that inhabit this world and need to be put in jail to make the streets of Corunna safer. Pictures are of her and her dirty boyfriend Byrn. Obviously you can tell they are Perked out of their minds.

Her cheeks aren’t swollen when she looks at herself high.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need to put this dirty h*e on blast! Her name is Lorna Wernham also known as Worna! This piece of crap lost about 50 pounds and now thinks she is the cats meow. She actually works at a chicken barn and likes to smoke her bosses greg in between cleaning up chicken sh*t! The boss and his wife lost a little boy a few years ago and what is Worna say about that, only she is a b*tch, as she likes to justify her actions! Every one is a b*tch in her eyes, yet she is the one that is nasty to everyone and would sleep with any ones man at the drop of a dime! She has no friends, people laugh at her all the time behind her back! Trust me she is one ugly dog, I don’t understand some mens taste, but I guess when it is super easy? Put this sloot on blast Nik please! I know of at least 7 men she is sleeping with at this time, and I feel the partners have a right to know and protect themselves!

She looks like a heavily used cabbage patch kid.- nik