THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik, I’ve been DA Strong for a while now and I like to submit things about relevant celebrities or DCs, but this girl is so dirty she deserves to be a DC in all honesty. Her name’s Riley and I cannot emphasize just how ass-backwards, ratchet, flamingo-looking she is. First of all, she wears her makeup like one of those pot-addicted hookers you find on the corner of King with ripped fishnet stockings because she’s too busy bouncing on dick for free to afford good ones, so that’s always fan-f*ckin-tastic. Next off, she’s got this big thing with sending her body around on the Internet. Let me go into depth; she thinks that, just because this is the Internet, repercussions won’t come back to haunt her and she can send all the dirty, Photoshopped naked pictures she wants, but I want to teach her otherwise. If I could I’d pull up some older pictures she’s sent out but she’s unfortunately blocked me on everything when I said she was a hard 2/10, but stay tuned, Nik. I’m ready to send in so many that she becomes a DC. I’m sure there’s enough floating. I included her Skype profile picture and a picture with her contact name (+ one with it blocked out), rileyykinz for anyone who wants a quick snapshot. She will give it up RIGHT AWAY, just like she did to my buddy here (see the Skype convo, that was after 1 hour). So Nik, she’ll delete and block you if you say you find her unattractive. Knowing this, would you? And how do you feel about the soccer mom not arms, no, but legs?