THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Laura Stewart is absolutely disgusting she will switch from guy to guy in the matter of a week, she claims to be such a sweet innocent girl but yet she is trying to break up any long lasting relationship out there. She will honestly sleep with any guy that comes her way then dates them thinking they will marry her right away then they dump her *ss because they find out she is a psycho b*tch, who probably has 5 different DRDs. She tries to show off her “nice” body but everyone sees through her insecurities and her triple push up bras. She tries to go to all the nice clubs downtown and find a whole bunch of different guys she can sleep with, and trying to get people to take pictures of her fake t*ts. If there is any girl out there that needs a lesson that you shouldnt open your legs to any guy that will f*ck you this is her. Pleaaase someone help this girl before she gets pregnant raising another slooty *ss kid.

She forgot to shadow her photoshop lines.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have Brandon Perry. If you wanna hear from this ‘flyy *ss gangsta’ you better be under the age of 14. This little boy thinks he is a ‘G’ or a ‘crip’. But in reality he is just a child. He definitely wishes he was the new slim shady. From the style right to the bleached hair. This one just leads little girls on, but never ever sees them in person. Its all a bunch of computer talk. I consider him a f*g, but he just wont admit it. He needs a serious reality check, and needs to be told he ain’t TOP SH*T. Hes a little boy with no real friends because he is bipolar and decides he doesn’t need friends one day until he is bored and lonely. You are not a thug or a gangsta, you are a child. GROW UP NOW LIL BOY, YOU’RE NOT 13 ANYMORE!!!

Nice shorts, do you starch em every night?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, this girl is a hot mess! She beat up her 60 year old mother!!! The men in London should beware, but she has recently branched out to Windsor Ontario area. She finds men on the internet and sleeps with them for money. She has two children by two different men. She neglects these children and is both physically and mentally abusive to them. The second baby daddy left her cause she is a raving B*TCH, She accused him of cheating on her but she was seeing other men on the side for almost a year before he left! He deserved better, He is a good guy and treated both kids as his own. She has had countless DRD and abortions. She is currently having a sexual relationship with her own COUSIN. If you have “been” with Sandra Ellison you should RUN.

She beat up her 60 year old mom?  What is wrong with this cougar?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Roger Garrity who goes by RG (how original) He is the worst musically inclined human being on the planet! Roger Garrity is from Kitchener, ON but moved to London, ON where he is currently a club promoter and TRYing to pursue his career as a rapper! No one likes him, he is the biggest loser, he tries way too hard to be cool and he lies to everyone. WHAT IS HE MOST KNOWN FOR? RG is known around Kitchener, London and Toronto as the biggest snake in music history….. HE STEALS OTHER ARTISTS LYRICS, BEATS AND SONG ARRANGEMENTS and desperately tries to make them into his own….. His voice is horrible, he is completely tone deaf and wouldn’t know a good song if it hit him in the face. I guess that’s why he needs to run cities stealing other peoples lyrics and songs. His boyfriend who is also a club promoter is his only fan. Roger Garrity also paid Nicole Holeness from MTV a ton of money to take photos with him because he thinks b she is on TV she is famous and it makes him look better. What people don’t know is that RG has paid people thousands and thousands of dollars to play his music and do some sort of business with them, BUT they all play him and see thru him and take him for what he is…. A HORRIBLE RAPPER with an even uglier personality!!! What he also doesn’t realize is that the people he’s been paying have been slowing exposing him to others warning artists to hide their material because he will steal it and use it. On the low, there are about 120 people who have him on a sh*t-list and its only a matter of time before all his lying, stealing and snake-ism catches up to him and he becomes the laughing stock of all three cities when he is exposed and sued for major copy-right infringement. What a sad waste of skin RG is! HIDE YOUR MUSIC.

He also steals girls make-up.  I decided.- nik