THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Roger Garrity who goes by RG (how original) He is the worst musically inclined human being on the planet! Roger Garrity is from Kitchener, ON but moved to London, ON where he is currently a club promoter and TRYing to pursue his career as a rapper! No one likes him, he is the biggest loser, he tries way too hard to be cool and he lies to everyone. WHAT IS HE MOST KNOWN FOR? RG is known around Kitchener, London and Toronto as the biggest snake in music history….. HE STEALS OTHER ARTISTS LYRICS, BEATS AND SONG ARRANGEMENTS and desperately tries to make them into his own….. His voice is horrible, he is completely tone deaf and wouldn’t know a good song if it hit him in the face. I guess that’s why he needs to run cities stealing other peoples lyrics and songs. His boyfriend who is also a club promoter is his only fan. Roger Garrity also paid Nicole Holeness from MTV a ton of money to take photos with him because he thinks b she is on TV she is famous and it makes him look better. What people don’t know is that RG has paid people thousands and thousands of dollars to play his music and do some sort of business with them, BUT they all play him and see thru him and take him for what he is…. A HORRIBLE RAPPER with an even uglier personality!!! What he also doesn’t realize is that the people he’s been paying have been slowing exposing him to others warning artists to hide their material because he will steal it and use it. On the low, there are about 120 people who have him on a sh*t-list and its only a matter of time before all his lying, stealing and snake-ism catches up to him and he becomes the laughing stock of all three cities when he is exposed and sued for major copy-right infringement. What a sad waste of skin RG is! HIDE YOUR MUSIC.

He also steals girls make-up.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this degenerate lowlife likes to steal booze and drugs then look at pictures of 10 year old little girls on the internet. Even after he gets caught and pleas guilty, trys to blame it on his innocent uncle. Like a real lowlife he lives off the government (which means you!) and girls that he can convince he isn’t a lowlife. This guy is back in London so hide your kids! By the way his name is Chris Laforet. And if you see his girlfriend Dailynne Mann tell her to wake the f*ck up!

The only thing I can gather form these pics is he’s forgy, its the only reason for the hand placement.  Would also explain the LG’s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Corey Allan Mugford. I can’t believe he has not been on here yet. He is the biggest alcoholic I have ever met. He jokes about being drunk for entire years at a time. He does every drug he can get his hands on and he is absolutely fcking NUTS. I dated him for a very short period of time. He has major problems with erectile dysfunction. His d*ck, as best as I can tell from its flaccid state is only about 3-4 inches long. He was the worst lay I ever had. I’m not sure I can actually claim to have slept with him because he could never get it up and always sort of tried to mash it into me. He’s a terrible kisser and he always has 5 oclock shadow and leaves burn marks on your face from it. He is always drunk and his behavior is appalling. Ladies be warned, if you try to break up with him, he will go absolutely ape sh*t on you. Stay away! Far, far, far away!

I bet if he experimented with a guy he wouldn’t have those problems…no homo.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of Gods beautiful artwork is named Victor Wobel. He is the biggest perv, lying grandma abuser I have ever met. At school he acts all tough around young girls (he’s 37) to try to impress them. And in public he flashes his fake cop uniform to everyone. Once he sent a picture of his small c*ck to every girl in the school (and some guys) to try and impress them. Obviously it didn’t work so he shows up at their places in the middle of the night randomly and just sits in their driveways, or taps at the windows sometimes. A little earlier this year, Victor texted a 15 year old he met at a party and asked if her panties were wet and when she didn’t reply he came to her house in the middle of the night and when the parents came to the door he asked if he could sleep in her bed. WOW. A little more recently however, Victor rented a car for this girl 18 year old in his name hoping to sleep with her in the end. This girl doesn’t even have her license!! When she told him that she’s not going to have sex with him he smashed the rental car and pretended it was her to try and get her charged!! That’s just the beginning. As I said before, Victor is 37 and he has been living with his Grandma since he was 18. He steals money from her, lies to her and yells at her. One time he took like 3 shots of Vodka at his place and totally MAGEED out. He went upstairs and wrote, “C*nt”, “Sloot”, “I’m watching you sleep at night bitch” and, “I’m going to get you” on his poor grandmas pillows WITH HER LIPSTICK!! He also managed to flood his whole place that night. The next morning he called the cops pretending not to remember what he did. He tried to tell them someone broke into his place with the sole intent to plug his toilet. HAHA, who does that?! But the cops seen right through his bullsh*t and told him to screw off because he’s just drunk mag who calls the cops on himself all the time. His grandma is terrified and has tried to remove him before but nothing worked!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik…this is Elaine Kelly originally from Peterborough, ON now living in London, ON…who may appear on the surface to be “angelic” but is FAR from it! She is a Business Manager in a local retirement home where Elaine said she does all the work as her boss is a “f**king dumb ass”! She used to be with a guy (13 years older than her) in a “common law” relationship but got tired of looking after his kids as well as her own, so she started dating a married man, moved out…and dated him for nearly four years. She took this guy for everything she could…diamond jewellery, 10 trips, lingerie, concerts, furniture, rent money…because as she put it “I deserve it!” She even took a flat-screen TV from a former 80+ year old resident at her retirement home that she was going to “pay” $200.00 for but he knew her “financial plight” so it turned out to be a “free gift”. He also gave her a Turntable/CD recorder for free too! Another employee had been “walked out” for accepting gifts (against company policy) from the same former resident, but not Elaine…remember, she’s an angel!
Nik, this is the girl who didn’t go to school much and started drinking at 13 and said gave it up at 17. She didn’t graduate from high school but is a Business Manager? She got pregnant just after her 20th birthday and had a shot-gun marriage. She had another son with that guy and thought she was going to be a “lifer” so she had one more. Her boys, #1 works in a video store, #2 graduated from university, but works in a “bong” shop and #3 is just scraping through high school…maybe she should have stayed home and been a better Mom instead of going to a local bar and setting a continuous attendance record…22 days straight! WOW…she loved her beer but starting getting too fat for new bikini’s so switched to Scotch! She’d drop her 15 year old off at high school in the morning and then drop by her ex-boyfriend’s apartment for a quick f**k before going into work! (BTW she gets support from the previous “common law” guy and the biological father of #3…double dipping at its’ best!) At nearly 49 she says she’s slept with only four guys, C***s, P**l, R****t and D***d, but her lucky number has always been the number 5…calling # 5…now serving # 5…!