THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. DA strong since forever. I submitted a post about this slore a while back but I didn’t have enough pictures–what did I tell you, though? I got more and I’m back again. Her name’s Riley Cunningham and I cannot emphasize just how ass-backwards, ratchet, flamingo-looking she is. First of all, she wears her makeup like one of those pot-addicted hookers you find on the corner of King with ripped fishnet stockings because she’s too busy bouncing on dick for free to afford good ones, so that’s always fan-fucking-tastic. Next off, she’s got this big thing with sending her body around on the Internet. Let me go into depth; she thinks that, just because this is the Internet, repercussions won’t come back to haunt her and she can send all the dirty, Photoshopped naked pictures she wants, but I want to teach her otherwise. If I could I’d pull up some older pictures she’s sent out but she’s unfortunately blocked me on everything when I said she was a hard 2/10, but stay tuned, Nik. I’m ready to send in so many that she becomes a DC. I’m sure there’s enough floating. Her Skype is princesriley71 for anyone who wants a quick snapshot. Don’t worry, she will give it up RIGHT AWAY, just like she did to my buddy who managed to get (edited) pictures after an hour of chatting her up. So Nik, she’s notorious for deleting and blocking anyone who even jokingly says she’s unattractive when she sends them nudes. Knowing this, would you? And how do you feel about the soccer mom LEGS?