Why Haylee



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Hayley Albert, ultimate sloot of London, Ontario. She’s 24 years old and loves to suck on gregs… especially purple crayons. She is a known groupie of some cartoon making guys that have purple crayons. She dates a dude with a purple crayon but he’s not aware of her internet groupie-ness. She wants to sloot it up in the states, but somehow she never makes it there On Facebook she posts pictures of one of the filnobep boy’s kid, is it her kid? NO. I wouldn’t even touch her with a pole. I can’t trust how many purple crayons she’s had in her orifices. With that said and these pictures. Nik, I have to ask, would you?
Answer: No, her face still carries baby fat. She realizes she’s not hot either which is why she fathers kids for a boyfriend.






















