THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! Big fan of your site.  Anyways, you are always going on about girls getting +2s and what not but what about us girls who need a bigger butt! I have been researching about procedures and came across one called the Brazilian Butt Lift (Buttock Augmentation with fat injection). So do you know anything about this? Cost? Pros/Cons? Does it work? Also, do you know any great plastic surgeons in the London Ontario area? Thanks Nik! Anything you could tell me would be great.

Fat asses only makes a chick look fat. The extra cushion makes me think a girl is extra hairy down below.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jake Gavan Power Howe. Where do I even begin? He’s probably one of the biggest douchebags to ever go to Western. Which is saying A LOT. It’s practically a watering hole for those types of guys. Jake has the worst personality I have ever known in a guy. He makes fun of gay people, people with mental illnesses and so on. Once he made his facebook status “Getting Teri Schiavo Drunk Tonight” I don’t know about you, but making fun on someone who was on life support? Can’t get much lower then that. He’s also known to yell at girls, push girls, hit girls, pour drinks on girls…he won’t even stop if the girl starts to cry. I honestly don’t know any other guy who would treat a girl that way. I dated him back in grade 11. And he was even a nutcase then. Called me a dirt squirell, sl*t, h*ebag you name it. He smokes a sh*t load of weed, like he can literally not go a day with out it or he starts to freak out. He’s done countless other drugs to, probs why he’s so f*cked all the time. Oh also the title on the first photo I uploaded was “WAR AMPS NEWEST MEMBER”.

Forgy, not a doubt in my mind.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl here is the worst at pretending she is rich and famous.  She goes out all the time doing drugs and hanging out with wanna be’s just like herself.  She is sleeping with all sort of people now after having a great boyfriend, she actually choose some retard drug addict over her ex.  She spray tans non stop and applies at least 3 pounds of make up daily.  Nik, put her on blast and give her the fame she has been looking for.

The only thing famous about her are the lines in her forehead.- nik

The biggest recording artist in Canada was partying in Cabo San Lucas the same weekend I was there and we went hard! I told him not to slay any Natives in Mexico, but Ricky J didn’t listen… So the reality of the situation is that the music video is actually true.

But does it really count as cheating when you cross American soil? (The word “cheating” is not even in the Canadian dictionary. Free Love!)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet Akeem Williams.. Biggest douchebag I’ve ever encountered. He posts the LAMEST pictures of himself that I have ever seen on facebook. You need to stop comparing yourself to other people and focus on yourself because it’s evident your self esteem is sh*t. YOU are who YOU are (a f*cking douche bag apparently)…so just learn to accept it and move on. Who do you think you are? Okay there Trey SONGZZZZ. You are in no position to put down anybody around you, who gave you that authority? You have the most ugly traits I have ever seen in a person. This kid is a bug, all he wants to do is call everybody out on everything… Tell me Akeem, how does it feel to be on The Dirty? You belong here!

Who is Trey Songz?- nik