London | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

She Is Unreal

December 16, 2014 London, The Dirty 77

mkasdf

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been trying for months to find out who is this girl and where is she from and she is absolute gorgeous doll, could you please help me find this person? What background do you think she is?

I hate her Philtrum.- nik



+ Submit More Info 77 Comments

The Hoover King of Essex

December 10, 2014 Birmingham, London, Manchester 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Peter is a very naughty boy, his favourite hobby is getting down and dirty with Henry Hoover. He has made love to a hot steak bake and burnt his penis in the past, dressed as a lady, eaten his own pubic hair and much much more!! Check him out !!



+ Submit More Info 4 Comments

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2014

December 3, 2014 London, The Dirty 16

Screen Shot 2014-12-03 at 8.18.52 AM

CLICK HERE to see the Victoria Secret Fashion Show 2014 — Spoiler!! Taylor Swift’s legs though…



+ Submit More Info 16 Comments

VS Needs Nik Richie

November 28, 2014 London, The Dirty 56

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure if you saw this but V-S needs some Nik Richie vision. They got some gays, a wildebeest, and a muppet deciding the top models this year. Nik, why aren’t you there to save humanity from anymore useless whalewars!?

Because I’m “too honest”. Every time I go into these dumb Hollywood meetings they tell me I’m high risk because I’m too honest. WTF is that?- nik 



+ Submit More Info 56 Comments

Anyone Know Who This Goddess Is

November 17, 2014 Hollywood, London, The Dirty 123

kmsadfks

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I think this girl is a Brit but no idea.  She is a Goddess in my opinion and I wanted to see if the DA had anymore info.  Dime piece for sure right?

You must really like blow jobs.- nik



+ Submit More Info 123 Comments

Here Is Some Proof How Much She Photoshops

October 29, 2014 London, The Dirty 9

mksadfi

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this Oompa Loompa has been posted, look how horribly she photoshops herself! Her fingers are warped and her shadow doesn’t match, her arm with the white bikini is beyond hacked. I understand touching up your photos but WTH! This is embarrassing. Oh and to top it off… Check out her tacky colored contacts. The only thing she doesn’t edit is her nasty nappy fried hair. Looks like this girl can’t even love one thing about herself… But then again… Who can blame her?

Do you know if removing ribs is covered by insurance or is it a vanity procedure? Just curious.- nik

ALSO SEE:

She Has To Be Photoshopping



+ Submit More Info 9 Comments

Is Chloe Khan Human Anymore

October 22, 2014 London, The Dirty 29

idsf

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Chloe Khan is a model here in UK and USA.  She barley resembles a human and is she now classed as a human barbie like Valeria Lukyanova?  Her body and face looks like a plastic doll and she has clearly had some cosmetic surgery…. And I do like the name FourPlay better than Goodyear.

Why FourPlay? I don’t get the name… I rather name her after a tire and plastic blimp.- nik



+ Submit More Info 29 Comments

Karate Instructor and Wife in custody for Perversion

October 15, 2014 London, London-ON 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: “Derek Morrison, a 5th degree black belt, who ran his own Kenpo school, in London, On, with his wife Christine was leading a sick double life. He and his wife are presently in Protective Custody (denied bail.) Their home was raided, and charged include; -Adult male of London: possession of schedule 1 substance, possession of prohibited weapon, five counts make available child pornography, five counts possession of child pornography, make child pornography, two counts sexual interference with a person under 16, invitation to sexual touching under 16, sexual assault, conspiracy to commit indictable offender of sexual assault-Adult female of London: possession of schedule Substance, five counts make available child pornography, five counts possession of child pornography, make child pornography, two counts sexual Interference with a person under 16, invitation to sexual touching under 16, sexual assault, conspiracy to commit indictable offender of sexual assault This man had hundreds of child students, turns out, it’s been alleged, and charges laid, that they were actually making child porn with 3-4 year olds! And the parents karate fees/money for lessons, was going toward Mth! The newest Bernardo/Hamolka sicko duo…It’s been all over the local news. *Puke* KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THESE SICK BASTARDS, if they ever get out!”



+ Submit More Info 48 Comments