Porta Tori Needs To Fix Her Implants

August 10, 2014 Hollywood, London, The Dirty 7


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I actually met Porta Tori in London one time. She is a nice lady, but has a really bad boob job. I truly believe one of her bags ruptured and she is too lazy to see doctor. Nik you should really push her to see a doctor. It’s not healthy to have breasts like these.

I feel like her lips ruptured as well. Good point.- nik

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Emelie Needs To Be A Dirty Celeb

August 7, 2014 Hollywood, London, The Dirty 34


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I found a new Dirty Celeb for you. She represents everything evil. Bad +2′s, totally Porta-Potty, minimal ITG and snail ass lips. I think I found a winner. You should name her Nik.

I like her… I will name her ‘Porta Tori’ (Half Porta Potty/Half Tori Spelling boobs).- nik

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“Too Hot” To Get A Date

July 22, 2014 London 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I recently heard about a woman across the pond creating a dating website for attractive women who were too hot to get dates. She claims that she’s way too hot, hence the reason she can’t find a mate. I looked up the article expecting to find this smoking hot woman, but this chick is beat! The only thing she had going for her is her eyes, photoshop, and MAC force field. Her figure is pretty nice, but her face is way below average. News flash: the reason you’re not getting men is because you take your clothes off for all the world to see, and suffer from delsusions of grandeur. I know plenty of hot, educated, and humble young women who have no problem getting dates. Put some clothes on, read a book, and change your attitude and you’ll have no trouble finding a good man. Women today are so delusional and have their priorities all mixed up. What do you think about this?

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Your 2014 Girl Will Have To Be From The UK

July 15, 2014 London, The Dirty 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Megan Williams and she is a UK model. She has everything you could ask for; Blonde hair, ITG, blue eyes, small cute nose. The only thing in fact she is missing is +2′s but that is easily obtainable. What do you think? Could she be your lady for 2014?

Not a fan of the bags under her eyes and her right nostril not being symmetrical. It’s a pass from me. Sorry.- nik

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One Direction’s Harry Styles Is A Twitter Creep

July 8, 2014 Hollywood, London, The Dirty 48




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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this move Harry Styles did… favored this cam girls picture to get her attention and then unfavored it.  As you can tell, this is a great way for him to make contact and most girls would bang the hell out of this guy.  Do you think this is a good move for him?

Why does that room look like a kindergarten class?- nik

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Chloe Khan Is Not Happy With You

July 5, 2014 London, The Dirty 124

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chloe Khan was not happy with everyone making fun of her boobs on your website. she believes her boobs are perfect and will challenge any stupid American girl. those things are perfect, round and sit perfectly on her body.  take back what you said please!!!

When you have good implants you don’t see the actual shape of the implant, there is supposed to be a tear drop. Chloe has no tears.- nik


Chloe Khan Needs New +2′s ASAP

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John Krasner Is Nothing But A Bloody Scammer

July 1, 2014 London, The Dirty 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to let everyone know about this ruthless scam artist. He pretends he is a pro poker player when in fact he lost his parent’s fortune, sold his girlfriends jewelry, scammed a lot of people including his family for money to get money to gamble. He was gambling even while his GF was in a hospital on a death bed. He stole her parents money and did not care to give a penny when she was having an abortion, instead cheated on her and sold her mother’s watch. He falsely accused his EX of beating him (he is 6.1 she is 5.2 fyi) made a bruise on his face and got her arrested and fled the country. His name is John Krasner and he is a son of London’s socialite (who btw people say scams people as well, makes promises and hardly delivers, she also likes threatening people and lie, apparently people laugh behind her back and she spreads rumours about people she smiles in a face to, she also helped her son to get his ex FALSELY arrested as she was scared they wil arrest her baby son for threatening his ex to kill her as he was previously arrested for beating up another girl)… John also destroyed most of his ex’s wardrobe beyond repair.  Nik, please publish this, my heart is bleeding for all the victims, I just found out about this.

Is that his Mother in the picture?- nik

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Damen Barnard

June 30, 2014 London, Manchester 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Damen Barnard. This guy is a straight up loser, and I’m sick of him being so damn proud of being a junkie. The guy dates teenage girls, because no woman wants a 22 year old man who still lives at home with his mother, and has no job. Can you believe this loser is a father? Yeah, he has a kid that he never sees. Well, you can’t buy Molly AND nappies can you?
Nik, I blame EDM for this new breed of idiots who think raving is a good look.

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