THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I recently heard about a woman across the pond creating a dating website for attractive women who were too hot to get dates. She claims that she’s way too hot, hence the reason she can’t find a mate. I looked up the article expecting to find this smoking hot woman, but this chick is beat! The only thing she had going for her is her eyes, photoshop, and MAC force field. Her figure is pretty nice, but her face is way below average. News flash: the reason you’re not getting men is because you take your clothes off for all the world to see, and suffer from delsusions of grandeur. I know plenty of hot, educated, and humble young women who have no problem getting dates. Put some clothes on, read a book, and change your attitude and you’ll have no trouble finding a good man. Women today are so delusional and have their priorities all mixed up. What do you think about this?