THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sarah aka Miss United Kingdom Champion of Women’s Physique…Now I no you don’t get it and you talk sh*t about this pretty girls who work hard on their bodies… but I don’t blame you, you are a little guy and probably have never lifted a weight in your life.  As a man who takes steroids on the regular, I can tell you that there is nothing more attractive than this girl. She is perfect and has nearly no body fat.  Those muscles are incredibly sexy and I would love to hit that.  Trust me Nik, there is nothing like sharing juice with your girl, its the biggest turn on ever.  Most men on here will agree with me.

This chick needs to shave her head and take off her top. Man up!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Zoe Thomas.  We live in Essex, UK which is about on hour outside of London.  As you can see, she is not a classy British lady and that is all because she is trying to get a green card to your country.  She is copying stupid American trash in order to land herself some male American trash.  Do you think she will be able to get one?

I can still see her face which means she needs bigger implants.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so England’s most eligible bachelor Scott Alexander aka Frog is now taken. He is getting married very soon here and so many girls don’t understand why he chose such a plain and unattractive girl.  As you can see he has the perfect body and abs a woman would love to wash her clothes on… yet his soon to be wife is soft as hell… is he not working out with her?  Do you agree with us when we say he made a huge mistake!

Frog please laser away that tattoo immediately… you can’t be No. 1 if you marry a normal looking girl. Is she older than you?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the beauty Emma again.  Whoever sent in those last pictures is an idiot because those were the worst.  The girl is the epitome of natural beauty and elegance.  In all reality, I just want you to admit that English women are the hottest in the world.

I went to England and I didn’t see one hot chick. The place is a dude fest fighting over 4.8827739′s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres more photos you asked for of British model Emma Louise Connolly. Looks great with blonde and brown hair.  No nose problems and nearly perfect.

This pictures are not cute at all. I’m out… the last image ruined my life.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I could have found the one! What about British Model Emma? ITG, blonde, tanned, no +2′s but everything else is there? Had to see what the master sensei himself thinks.

I’m not a fan of her nose in the first image, but that could be the angle considering the second image. Tell me more.- nik