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Anyone Know Who This Goddess Is

November 17, 2014 Hollywood, London, The Dirty 123

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I think this girl is a Brit but no idea.  She is a Goddess in my opinion and I wanted to see if the DA had anymore info.  Dime piece for sure right?

You must really like blow jobs.- nik



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Here Is Some Proof How Much She Photoshops

October 29, 2014 London, The Dirty 9

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this Oompa Loompa has been posted, look how horribly she photoshops herself! Her fingers are warped and her shadow doesn’t match, her arm with the white bikini is beyond hacked. I understand touching up your photos but WTH! This is embarrassing. Oh and to top it off… Check out her tacky colored contacts. The only thing she doesn’t edit is her nasty nappy fried hair. Looks like this girl can’t even love one thing about herself… But then again… Who can blame her?

Do you know if removing ribs is covered by insurance or is it a vanity procedure? Just curious.- nik

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She Has To Be Photoshopping



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Is Chloe Khan Human Anymore

October 22, 2014 London, The Dirty 28

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Chloe Khan is a model here in UK and USA.  She barley resembles a human and is she now classed as a human barbie like Valeria Lukyanova?  Her body and face looks like a plastic doll and she has clearly had some cosmetic surgery…. And I do like the name FourPlay better than Goodyear.

Why FourPlay? I don’t get the name… I rather name her after a tire and plastic blimp.- nik



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Karate Instructor and Wife in custody for Perversion

October 15, 2014 London, London-ON 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: “Derek Morrison, a 5th degree black belt, who ran his own Kenpo school, in London, On, with his wife Christine was leading a sick double life. He and his wife are presently in Protective Custody (denied bail.) Their home was raided, and charged include; -Adult male of London: possession of schedule 1 substance, possession of prohibited weapon, five counts make available child pornography, five counts possession of child pornography, make child pornography, two counts sexual interference with a person under 16, invitation to sexual touching under 16, sexual assault, conspiracy to commit indictable offender of sexual assault-Adult female of London: possession of schedule Substance, five counts make available child pornography, five counts possession of child pornography, make child pornography, two counts sexual Interference with a person under 16, invitation to sexual touching under 16, sexual assault, conspiracy to commit indictable offender of sexual assault This man had hundreds of child students, turns out, it’s been alleged, and charges laid, that they were actually making child porn with 3-4 year olds! And the parents karate fees/money for lessons, was going toward Mth! The newest Bernardo/Hamolka sicko duo…It’s been all over the local news. *Puke* KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THESE SICK BASTARDS, if they ever get out!”



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England Hates Nickelback

October 11, 2014 London, The Dirty 167

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just lost all respect for British people. They started a petition to ban Nickelback! Nicke back is a real band. Brittons must have sh*tty taste in music. Nickelback picked up where Cobain left off delivering the most high quality grunge rock, beautiful music like rawkstar, someday, shaken hands, this afternoon, and far away. What do brittons like? Juggalo bands like slipknot? Nik I know you can talk some sence into our friends across the pond. America saved them from Hitler and this is how they repay us?

What is a Britton? I didn’t know Nickelback was still around…Is this dude still married to Avril?- nik



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She Has To Be Photoshopping

October 11, 2014 London, The Dirty 66

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw this girl on TheDirty form London.  She has to be photoshopping these pictures, no one has an hourglass like that.  All her photos are very strategic to make sure her waist is in the background that can easily be photoshopped.  Do you agree with me here?

Those legs are massive, they make the illusion of a smaller stomach.- nik



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Hannah Give Out

October 6, 2014 London, Manchester, Reading 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh Hannah! Always so professional and focussed but…with a drink inside her all that disappears! I know of 2 people for sure who managed to get her in the sack on one night stands and personally ive had ‘access all areas’ on a few drunken nights in pubs and clubs. Now shes married but…well lets just say with a week to go, her mouth certainly wasnt practicing any damn vows!



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HCA Professionals Are Not Professional

October 1, 2014 Dirty Business, London 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, www.hcaprofessionals.co.uk they SCAMMED me and took my money for s*** training and never helped me with work. I dont even think they got any jobs to be fair. I would advice not to use them and get scammed like I did.



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