Cheating now Preggo Sloot

April 7, 2014 London, Manchester 2 8,891 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: She cheated on me got pregnant left me for her ex.

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Why Do Rich People Drive Like Such Pricks

April 3, 2014 London, The Dirty 213 112,064 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love when rich people drive like they own the road cause they are in a car worth almost a million dollars… well this asshole sure felt the pain.

That’s not the Lambo’s fault.- nik

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No Class Julie Root

April 2, 2014 London, London-ON 12 6,333 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Check this one out : Who: Julie root What? … unsure, she looks like a female/ alien bug , kind-of. When: since she learned what for a vagina was for Where?: With someones husband Why? Im not sure, she likes the ones that seem to be tied down. Plain and simple, she is a home-wrecker. She goes after married men and has no problem with men with pregnant girlfriends. She likes coc**ne and dis-likes food, prides herself on being anorexic and aborts her babies so she can continue snorting blow. Someone get this girl a sandwich.

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Smelling Salts Or Blow

March 12, 2014 Dirty Athletes, London, The Dirty 36 99,971 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know about soccer so you know about superstar striker Samuel Eto’o.  Check out what the camera caught him before he entered the pitch… now I would say its smelling salts for sure if he wasn’t African.  Everyone knows that in Africa they give kids “Brown-Brown” before they go to war,  Brown-Brown is a mix between cocaine and gunpowder.  The sh*t is no joke.  So it leaves me to wonder what went up his nose… thoughts?

His facial expressions are the best.- nik

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Don’t Drive And Flash

March 4, 2014 London, The Dirty 27 111,244 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this video is a bit older but I just lost a friend to Texting and Driving, so just wanted to remind everyone to put that phone down while driving… or eating or any other stupid sh*t like this girl Flashing some guys while driving.  Our society is really heading in the wrong direction.

You can actually use your phone for Google maps, I heard they made that legal.- nik

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Demi Rose Mawby Without Makeup

March 2, 2014 London, The Dirty 102 119,197 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Demi Rose. She has been posted on here already but I thought everyone should see what she actually looks like. She doesn’t actually look like a doll, it’s all makeup, an illusion. She looks like a child without it which is probably why she cakes it on so much. She has a nice body I’ll give her that, it’s the reason she’s gotten so many followers. She used to slut shame girls on her blog and say would she would never post nudes because she has ‘respect for herself’ but as soon as her boyfriend dumped her last year she started posting half-naked photos. She has called herself a model since she got signed to an agency a few months ago even though she has only done one real photo shoot, the rest are mostly taken in her bedroom by self timer or by friends of hers. I’m glad she still lives with her parents because I would be scared for her pets otherwise. She got a pet rabbit over the summer that ended up dying about 2 months later because she didn’t care for it properly. She bought a rabbit fur coat after that and went on to say how she feels like a cute little Russian in it and wants a matching hat. She’s obsessed with Kim Kardashian and gets legitimately upset because people often tell her she looks like Kendall but she wants to be Kim. She is such an airhead in real life and I cannot stress enough that this chick does not actually look like a doll.

Sounds like the birds in London are crazier than the American b*tches.- nik 


Demi Rose Is Your Perfect UK Dirty Celeb

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It’s Happening Across The Pond

February 20, 2014 London, The Dirty 55 98,283 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a teacher in Wales, U.K., has been banned indefinitely from teaching after a disciplinary panel heard she seduced a 16-year-old student by sending him racy photos of herself on Facebook.  Clare Horton, 33, photos of herself in revealing clothing to a high school student at Fitzalan High School in Leckwith, Cardiff, while he was on study leave for exams.  Horton met up with the student for a “rendezvous” during his leave, then allegedly drove him back to her place for what the Mirror called “an afternoon sex session.”  The student told police that he’d had sex with the design and technology teacher on the sofa at her home after she’d driven him there.  This is literally becoming a world wide crazy, I’m still blaming the ex NFL cheerleader/child manipulator.

I can’t believe Facebook just bought WhatsApp for 19 billion cash.  Crazy.- nik

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Fake Equis Is Lying To London

December 12, 2013 Fake Equis, Hollywood, London, The Dirty 168 100,942 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just saw this in Daily Mail in London and hate is not even a close enough a word. Why does Fake Equis have to lie about everything?

Sex, guns, cocaine, two heart attacks and a pet Bengal tiger biting a party girl’s breast: The $100m poker playboy ‘Instagram King’ opens his heart and his home to MailOnline to reveal what drives his ‘lunatic lifestyle’

Pictures charting a lifestyle of naked girls, exotic animals and firearms have seen Dan Bilzeran crowned the Instagram King with 200,000 followers

  • Just last weekend he says a Bengal tiger he had a party bit one of the bikini-clad girls there on the breast
  • Describes himself as ‘actor, astronaut, a**hole’, telling MailOnline he didn’t get ‘a ton of attention as a kid and that’s why I’m such a flashy lunatic’
  • A high school drop out, today he’s poker champion worth $100m with homes in Los Angeles, San Diego and Las Vegas
  • Tells MailOnline, at Hollywood Hills mansion, ‘lunatic lifestyle’ is driven by unhappy childhood as son of twice-jailed Vietnam War vet and corporate raider
  • At 33 feels ‘bulletproof’ having survived two SEAL training ‘hell weeks’ and two heart attacks brought on by booze, cocaine, Viagra and a stripper
  • Behind the beard and bravado, has secretly given away hundreds of thousands saying acts of charity give more ‘bang for his buck’ than winning

He couldn’t pay his way to become an actor so he pretends he is one in real life. I’m losing respect for Fake Equis (sucks I want his exaggerations to be real).- nik

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