Bad News For Fans Of The Natural

March 19, 2013 London, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so bad news DA! The Natural was a fake! Her Twitter was deleted once the friends of the real girl found it! She’s been using the pictures of this young girl (I know the name but I’m not willing to broadcast it on here) and was obviously using the nude pictures of  ‘zoeleecc’ and saying they were the same person! Whoever faked her was obviously the one posting all the stories on here too! Pretty sad that she’s put alot of effort into this charade! Anyway if anything gets posted under the name ‘Harriet Edwards’ on Instagram or Twitter, it is DEFINITELY fake! The real girls name isn’t even close to that! #RIPTheNatural!!!

What’s her real name then? You can’t just leave us hanging like real boobs.- nik

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I Found These Pictures In My Husbands Facebook Account

March 17, 2013 London, The Dirty 166

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, so I found these pictures on my husbands Facebook account, I see that he was messaging a woman he use to work with. What shocks me the most is that this woman (Tracee Papolis) even attended our wedding. We are expending a child right now.. and I really can’t emotionally take the thought of even confronting him about this. She is a well known alcoholic and a really big time wh*re who is 40 years old, I don’t even know if this is worth the fight. What should I do?

Do nothing… thank you for coming to me. I think your husband will delete his FB account now (if he cares about his unborn child).- nik

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Amy Is The Worst At Her Job

March 8, 2013 London, The Dirty 87



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I finally watched some of your favorite girl’s porn… and let me tell you, Amy Anderssen is the worst at doing that. She is so self conscious about her body, its very weird to watch her porn.  You can see in her mind, she is just stressing on how her butt and boobs are looking on camera.  I still can’t believe you will not admit that to you she is perfect and what you want all girls to look like.

Amy is beat, she is way over the top in the +2′s department. I could never see myself inside of her even if she paid me.- nik

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Holly Henderson Is Not Happy With You Nik

March 4, 2013 London, Newport, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Holly isn’t happy with her post on here! She’s blasted you on Twitter for pretending you’ve met her?! I don’t remember reading you saying that! This chick is crazy! She stages pap shots of herself then complains about the attention and hate she gets! She must love the fact she’s been posted on here and I think it’s time we give her a DC name! I’m thinking Double H or Moonface! Also thought I’d post more pics of her as a blonde as most of you preferred her like that!

Is this really the same chick???? What a bust! Holly, I have never claimed to meet you and judging from these images above… we probably never will. You look much too old (mustache looks smokey) to even be my female friend.- nik


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Jeremy Clarkson Is A Racist Bastard

March 1, 2013 Hollywood, London, The Dirty 333

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Top Gear is a sh*tty show in England. No one gives a crap about the show unless they make racial slurs on national television. One of the co-host’s of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson, made some stupid ironic comments about the Mexican culture. He stated that all Mexican’s are fat lazy slobs. That’s pretty ironic since he has a ugly fat daughter named Emily who’s pretty FAT! She has the saggy boobs and no ASS! She has no waist non-whatsoever, she looks like a cardboard box stuffed with English butter. She wears baggy clothes as if it’s going to hide the extra t*ts she got in her back side. She’s extremely ugly for an English girl. Emily doesn’t even wash her teeth. She has severe acne in her face and asshole.  She got a peanut face like her white trash of a dad. Probably has his “desperate for attention” personality as well since her dad makes a living making racist remarks. All I have to say is this girl doesn’t get laid at all.  I want to put her father and her on blast for being racist.

You must be Mexican.- nik

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It Is Almost Summer Time

March 1, 2013 London, The Dirty 89


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m excited for summer to be coming up.  Looking forward to all the hot pictures the Natural posts during that time.  Not going to lie, I actually like looking at her breasts when she is wearing clothing or a bikini.  Otherwise, I’m not a fan of the sag because they are getting worse.

I see cellulite on the Natural’s ass… looks like time aging is not her friend.- nik

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Sick English Bastards

February 28, 2013 London, The Dirty 180

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these specimens are Nicholas Solomon and Becky Suker from Bristol in the UK. The photos speak for themselves, they dressed up as the twin towers being hit by planes for a ‘Manhattan Party’ and laugh about it. This deserves to go viral to show the world just how sick these two are.

They must hate America.- nik

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Frog Earned It

February 28, 2013 Frog, London, Manchester, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone thinks that Frog woke up one day and had the perfect godly sculpted body.  Well that is not true in this case.  Frog actually worked his ass off for that body, with a lot of hard dieting and many hours dedicate to working out and cardio.  I believe anyone can do this, but no one wants to work that hard these days.

No he didn’t… the amphibian cheated and stuck needles up his butt.- nik

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