THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you needa bring back caption of the day!! That sh*t was highlarious.  Speaking of which, can you say “going for gold!”.- #WINNER

Talk about Olympic spirit… Anybody care to caption this image?- nik

THE DIRT Y ARMY: Nik its that time of the decade again, the olympics! and of course Michael Phelps is on everyones tongue.  I got a few things I’d like cleared up, first off wanna get your thoughts on Phelps going clubbing with his 3 gold medals, douche much?? secondly I heard an absurb rumor that any American Olympian who gets a gold medal receives $1,000,000 (one million) from the government, I almost sh*t bricks when I heard that, that means phelps has made 16,000,000 on medals alone, plus endorsements…no wonder he has no trouble with the chicks.  So NIK any truth to these rumors?

Phelps act like you’ve been there before. As for your 1mil theory, I believe you are talking about China.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last couple of days was all about Tamara Ecclestone, but I was wondering what do you think about her sister Petra? Is she hot or not?

I still don’t understand why these girls cannot afford nose jobs or mole removal?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik am I gunna die?? just got a mass email about the illumiati conspiracy which predicts 100,000 will die during the olympics, which are of course IN London!! yayyyy overjoyed, or am I?  THE illuminati card games messing with my mind.  I’ve been watching these darn videos for at least 2 hours now, or maybe I just liked the music…  Heres a short, medium and long one, not sure how to submit videos to your website.  [Click here for MEDIUM video, don't waste over an hour of your time on the long one]

That is pretty trippy, especially with Mitt Romney running his mouth who knows what could happen overseas.- nik