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Ashamed to be a Noodle

December 19, 2014 Los Angeles 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Trying to make it in la, this girl is ashamed to be a noodle. How sad. I guess she looks better, right? Before and after pictures indicate nose job and obvious pecks to become a tranny.. I mean obvious boob job. Good moves Nik?

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Michael Phelps Is Not Gay

December 19, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 96


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure if you read the comments people write on your Instagram but if you do this one is a doozy. Remember the shim Michael Phelps was sleeping with… well maybe she isn’t a shim after all. She wrote this in response to one of your followers.

Chick or dude? Now I’m even more confused.- nik

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Porter Pictures / Entertainment Industry CON

December 18, 2014 Beverly Hills, Los Angeles 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jeff Porter of Porter Pictures is stealing clients from other companies and selling them on deals that will make them no profit whatsoever. This man is running a con operation in Beverly Hills, CA. He was fired for misconduct. Do not put your money into his schemes that he has, they are completely unproven tactics and have only generated money for Jeff Porter of Porter Pictures to live while nobody else makes any money.

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Robert Malone of MaliPoo

December 17, 2014 Los Angeles, Malibu 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: One of my friends fell for Robert Malones shit. He asked her to go to a Malibu party where he offered her coke and other drugs. He told her she could be a model and even snapped pics of her in lingerie. My friend isn’t model material but she is highly desperate to attain fame. People need to be warned about Robert Malone. He is pathetic!! He loves naked women for his collection. BEWARE! He approaches women at Starbucks and cafes. He approached my friend at a sex shop she worked at! How creepy.

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He pimped my sister

December 16, 2014 Las Vegas, Los Angeles 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Young Flow aka David Blow aka good piece of shit that pimped my sister. Can you please get me the 411 on this goof? He is a wan a B rapper that likes to play the nice guy and turn innocent women out on the street. I can just imagine a million comments will come. He has photos of all his money on his facebook that he makes off pimping

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Girls beware of Rober Malone

December 14, 2014 Los Angeles 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, love your site and I have the right con artist for you. His name is Robert Malone, aspiring artist, actor, director, producer like Dan Bilzerian, “nearly” made the Navy SEAL course but was injured one day before the course was complete. I went into a coffee shop and was waiting in line and this guy, Robert Malone walked over to me and told me he had just finished a script and I was what he was looking for. Never met him before so I decided to sit and listen to him. OMG, the crap that came out of his mouth was unbelievable. He told me I could be in a swimming pool scene and would I mind going topless, I asked him, how much will I be paid, his reply was, “Its a low budget movie, no money to be paid but I would be credited”. he asked me to come to his place as he would like to see me nude so he could work out my thong size.LOL I told him I needed to go. So I left but did a bit of follow up. I met a girl who knows him well and she laughed about what he said. She told me I must look on IMDB and see the real lies. I did. He put himself on there and its a joke. Later learnt he was NEVER in the military, he has stared in his own low budget movie which went to You Tube and he is not an artist. I later learnt he was homeless, lived in his van but had just acquired section 8 housing. I also learned and saw him at Best Buy in Culver City selling TV’s. He’s a TV salesman for Best Buy and screwing the system by living in section 8 housing. Girls, stay away from this liar and con

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Like A Fine Wine

December 12, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 27


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I lost track of Denise Milani a couple of years ago when she stopped posting content. Well, gentlemen, the Queen is officially back. Denise won Miss Bikini World and as you can tell, her body is still banging. Oh and Nik, she’s originally from the Czech Republic, so she’d make the perfect nanny for Press! So Nik, would you or wouldn’t you with this out of control hottie?

Isn’t this chick like 50 years old?? Didn’t we name her something about 6 years ago?- nik

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Kate Compton

December 12, 2014 Los Angeles 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wtf? Do ppl want jobs or higher education anymore? What’s with women like these assholes on IG getting famous and Sugar Daddy’s and fake tits like we actually care or believe you are doing well for yourself? Do ppl have any shame anymore and how sad to feel you need an attitude of Fuck You Pay Me? No wonder men are total dickheads? Look at how most women behave? Why would any man take women serious today when all you see are ppl like this trying to tell you on the internet that you ain’t shit because you have a dam job? Fuk ppl like this! It’s really pathetic and insane watching these girls get down like this on IG! Do they have any friends??? Lol

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