The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik would you with this LA transplant star f*cker. She’s pretty hot, needs + 2’s, she just gets around (on right in first picture).

Answer: No, even with +2’s she wouldn’t have the body and age-wise looks like shes pushing it.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this bitch is from napa says shes a makeup artist but look what i found!!

Make-up artists and hair dressers are usually failed models.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this Cockroach Ka***n’s real name is Alissa Ro*** however you might recognize her from one of her adult film appearences as Taylir or Taylir S***t. She’s a 21 year old mother of the year that left her daughter (that she had when she was 16) with her folks up in Idaho to come down to Hollywood to do porn and service such celebrities as Snoop Dogg, Ryan Sheckler, George Lopez, and whatever the drummer from System of a Down’s name is. Currently she claims to be dating Wes Reid, lead singer of Puddle of Mud, and braggs about how he wants her to work him over with a strap-on and how much Pepsi they put away togeher. She’s addicted to botox, lip injections, and +2’s and is so stupid that she can hardly count to ten which is why she has to use people to get what she wants. Nik, I think you know what to do. Please run this girl out of Cali, it’s hard enough to not catch DRD out here with out her doing the work of ten worn out escorts all by herself.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ahlam Ibrahim. She was a former friend of mine in High School, and when she moved onto college (Cal State Fullerton) she got all high and mighty and left behind her true friends for her party friends. She’s almost sad to look at because she think she’s the hottest Iraqi woman that exists. She gets drunk, dresses like a whore and god knows what else. While I give up on ever re-establishing any sort of friendship with her, would you mind telling it like it is?

Your high school must of sucked, she has a power jaw and a puffy face…I won’t mention the knob at the end of her nose.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is David “T**” out of Riverside/Corona, CA area. The most self-conscious, pathetic person I have ever met. Former Marine [Twentynine Palms, drug pop, go figure] abused me and cheated on me our ENTIRE relationship. David hasnt payed for anything since he got his DD214, his parents send him groceries and pay his rent. All he buys are drugs. He thinks hes hot sh*t because he knows alot of people; more and more are starting to dislike him though. He’s a psychotic, drug addict, with an underage girlfriend…OH not to mention he also has The Clap. If anyone every sees this kid walking down the street, stay away. He’s bad news, and is poison to everyone in his life. He attempted to make ME famous by sending around a video of me. It failed miserably, and I thought it was funny; I never once cheated, everyone who knew us, knew I held the poor kids life together. Now, its my turn to have fun!

K so lets think about this pic for a second, guy all alone dressed up in girls clothes taking pictures…which means that’s his dress or he steals his girlfriends when she’s away, you can only imagine what sort of stuff he does on his guy nights.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – Kayla, Snaggle, Abby went to LA to make some extra money since she’s broke (no more chatter on twitter or FB about her ’studio’ or Hart Models). She did some online chatting for money and did playboy radio. She also did a pin-up shoot. This was her look for her pin-up shoot.  Don’t she look pertttyy.

Not at all, photoshoot was done in a budget apartment and her outfit looks like its from walmart…glad to see she’s doing well for herself.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: so Nik this chick candice in Temecula ( who is a super whore) was out at TGIF, had her friend jump some girl from Hard Hats, then claimed she beat her ass herself, and broke all the chicks car windows and slashed her tires. I’m pretty sure there is only about 3 people in town she hasnt slept with and I hope they all have been checked cuz this chick is diiiiirrrtttyyy! She is soooo full of herself and the funny thing is she has f*cked up braces, thick legs and huuugggeee calves and her hair is greasy and stringy! If she flips it over to one side one more time i’m gonna vomit. Stop claiming you beat people up and that ur HARD lol HOMIE!

This girl has a huge jaw, I’m sure she can chew through a lot of wood.- nik