THE DIRTY ARMY: First of all Nik, let me tell you I’m a huge fan. You’re great, man. Which is why I have come to ask for your advice. This girl right here, she’s driving me fcking crazy. Her name is Daniela Bernal and she lives in New York City. She’s 19 years old. Colombian and Italian. Has the sexiest fcking accent in the world. Anyways, I met her a wild ago and since then this girl cannot leave my mind. I flirt with her and I can’t even tell when she’s flirting because she’s so blunt. I know one of her friends who lives in LA (his name is Troy). He has known her since they were little kids, and he is good friends with her ex, who is this dirty musician, tattooed type of guy (not like me, I’m more of the cut clean type of guy). She’s a free spirit, doesn’t care about shit. Dude, I don’t know what the fck is happening to me. Please help me. How do I convince this girl to be with me? Or how do I get over her? You seem to be pretty blunt, should I just fcking forget about it. BTW, I know you hate tattoos, but don’t judge. This girl to me is amazing and she’s actually fcking interesting when you talk to her. But she’s fcking bad news and I fcking hate her sometimes. She loves fcking with my head. HELP!
Clean cut = a full wallet. She knows what she’s doing.- nik