Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Janky Jay

June 1, 2012 Los Angeles 0 6,096 Views

Jay

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jay, Jayon, Damon, Mr. Freaknasty is a total fraud and a liar. For starters he claims that he is a manager for former Destiny’s Child member Michelle Williams when in fact he is just a flamboyant little boy with daddy issues and delusions of grandeur. You see, He pretends to like you but if you make it clear that you are looking more than a no strings attached, sexual relationship he starts to act distant and pretends to be busy with business or school. The only business he has is sucking off multiple boys with no rubbers and slobbing down their nut. He is a weak little boy with no standards, decency or integrity. He really needs to sit his lame ass down some where and get a grip! A lying, impotent f*ggot with small penis and a horrible personality.

His parents need to cut the cord and kick him outta the house.- nik



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Brianna Arteman

May 30, 2012 Fresno, Los Angeles 14 8,117 Views

 

Brianna Arteman

Brianna Arteman

Brianna Arteman

THE DIRTY ARMY: My name is Brianna and I have been modeling in Los Angeles for a while now. I moved back to Fresno last year and I am looking to get back into modeling, as it is a passion of mine and I enjoy it very much! If there is anything that may fit my description please feel free to message me as well….would you nik?

Answer: No, your body and face match,  skinny and wide in the middle.  Its not attractive, your like a misshaped horse.



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Felons Of Coachella

May 16, 2012 Los Angeles, Newport, The Dirty 17 7,481 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik.  Wanted to do a follow up to the douchtards who hit my car and ran.  Saved the best picture for last, figured these felons deserved 2 posts–anyone know who they are???  This all coulda been avoided with a simple apology, who’d expect a ginger to storm off in a minivan.

That is going to be one ugly kid, hopefully he will have hops like Blake Griffin so people will ignore the cross-eyed ugliness.- nik

Also See: Hit and Run



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Weak Sloot

May 14, 2012 Los Angeles 2 7,784 Views

Weak Ass Hoe!!!

Weak Ass Hoe!!!

Weak Ass Hoe!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little fake hoe tries to act so cool but really is soooo dumb and she walks around thinking shes this hot dancers girl. In reality tho he f*cks EVERY girl he can WHENEVER he can sometimes even within the same hour he f*cks her. How do I know this because I’m one of them! He tells me all of the time how he is not with her and she just wont leave him alone….b*tch omfg get a clue!! She follows him around at the club while he hits on other girls including me. She’s gross.

All she’s missing is a pole.- nik



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Jennifer The Smurf

May 7, 2012 Los Angeles 3 6,235 Views

Jennifer the smurf fake chick

Jennifer the smurf fake chick

Jennifer the smurf fake chick

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS JENNIFER. I met this chick at a concert once and she totally is a facebook wh*re. She’s a total insecure chick that thinks shes better than everyone and nobody even really knows who this chick is. SHE lied to my friend after going on a date with him saying she was twenty when she’s really eighteen. She’s a liar and likes hanging out with strange looking dudes that do mth. She thinks she’s hot but what she really is a little smurf with pink hair. She wears men’s underwear that are ten times bigger than her when she goes to sleep at night. She also is a fake chick online on fb. Seriously Nik I think this chick needs a reality chick on how she’s not hot but the alright portion of the dinner plate.

Guys who wear face paint are pedos, it covers up wrinkles.- nik



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Abort Abort Abort

May 7, 2012 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 24 6,591 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik is this a man???  I don’t usually find chicks online, I mean I toss around enough cash that they find me, not a baller by any means but I’m comfortable…anyway, saw this friend of a friend online and I had to meet her/him/it.  After a couple weeks of messaging back and forth it was D day, we were gunna meet.  I was going to pick her up and take her to a nice dinner and a few drinks.  After I pulled up I realized I was an idiot, I saw this creature walking around.  Luckily she didn’t see me pull in so I was able to make a clean getaway, I drove off having no doubt in my mind I just saw a man.  Well apparently I’m an assh*le, not that I really care since I’m never gunna talk to this “chick” again.  I’m sure I’ll get a message or two, or 12 once she/he sees this.  Seriously though, I almost went out with a man; partially shaved head, no chest and a jaw bigger then mine.  Please tell me I’m not crazy nik, it looked great in all its pics and then I saw it in person.  Then I re-looked at the pics and again realized i’m an idiot +its name is Che (wtf kinda name is that-clearly one he gave himself).   So nik, am I an idiot or is this not a man…Back to the old routine of buying the boys a round or two at the bar, you’re almost guaranteed to have a girl approach you in the next 5-10 minutes (granted they see you buying the drinks).

Does it really matter if he is a man? You are talking about Hollyweird where every guy is gay by default. Sleeping with this thing makes you cool. Call it back.- nik



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