Shoplifting Family

August 1, 2014 Los Angeles, Riverside 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: So earlier today this lady brought her daughter into my boutique for a bit of shoplifting!! They kept asking me for different sizes of shoes and when I went to the back to get them the mom had her daughter go hide a $200 bag in some jeans by the front door! Then had her district me while she walked out with it!! Nice trashy mother daughter day!!! If you own a store if Dfw watch out for them! We took there pics to some of the other shops in our shopping center and EVERY STORE HAS HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN WITH THEM!!!!!

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Night Owl Flies Alone

July 29, 2014 Los Angeles 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this chic raquel takes the cake for low class and skankapotamus. straight up hoe, like has the nasty vag to prove it too. So get this, she’s out at a club with a friend of mine a few weeks back and gets obnoxiously wasted and drunk and completely embarrasses herself to where people were just trying to get rid of her ugly ass. he ends up fcking her, which was horribly lame i heard and I mean this girl has a hoe rep and a lotta guys are done fucking her cuz they started meeting each other and comparing notes, this girl is a stone cold WHORE!! except no cash required. she comes off a dumb and stupid bitch but really shes just a pathetic slut who cant kp a man to save her life. and she thinks her life is fine, really girl! get over yourself, ur not pretty, u have no personality and nobody is attracted to stupid bitches that fuk a lotta guys. put this bitch on blast nik, she’s a hoe!!!

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Laura Jacobs Has Made It In Hollywood

July 25, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 81

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch has been on TheDirty before as the insufferable Hollywood bitch but I think we should make her the next dirty celebrity.  Honestly she needs the fame if she’s going to be going around Hollywood sleeping with every Hollywood director and producer trying to be the next big actress or hot model. She even compared herself to Scarlett Johansson on twitter. What do you think Nik?  You’re the expert.  She doesn’t resemble anything to Scarlett. I don’t know what kind of drugs she’s been taking for her to even have the slightest comparison with her.  Please let the world know about this delusional bitch!!!

She is not attractive enough to be a Dirty Celeb. All DC’s must at least hit a 5.00000917 or higher. Laura is in the 4.09877282 range.- nik

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Queen of the Night

July 24, 2014 Los Angeles, Sacramento 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. Hoe of the night is more like it. She has one night stands with different guys & is given gifts, she states she has no idea who it’s from. Well, she fcks many on the daily, so how can one possibly remember? We used to be close, but she ruined it by sleeping with a close friend of mine’s boyfriend of 3 years multiple times and gave him drd. In high school, she cut class to go fck in the bathroom /back of the school. She even fcked the girls’ boyfriends whom she didn’t like. Which she proudly told us and even got carried away by telling others. When word got around that she was the school hoe, a ton of girls were always beating her up for fcking with their man (sweet Karma lol). See she does’t know how to fight, but knows how to use her mouth to suck dick and talk shit. As a result, she dropped out. Also, the reason why her face is puffy looking, from all the beatings. She never had a real job, except for doing bus stop quickies. She steals from her parents and contributes nothing to help them in any way. She betrays everyone who had her back through every mess she got herself into. She’s by herself now except the sleazy men she cks. She likes to call everyone fake when they realize what a two timing fake bitch she really is then leave. Family, trust, loyalty mean nothing to her. She’s selfish and puts herself first before her friends or family. She thinks she’s better than everyone else and deserves to be called a Queen” when she’s nowhere near that title.

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Dirty Dayane

July 21, 2014 Los Angeles 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: This hot mess Dayane Andrade is a pure fraud . She lies non stop and is very cunning. Her occupation is straight cheap hooker that is on backpage for as low as $120. She is so desperate for a relationship she shacked with a pimp in Long Beach. She is a crazy psycho that clings on to anything. This is her second time on the dirty first time she was called Porto potty in Miami. Beware stay away from this gremlin who uses Model Suelyn Mediros pictures for hooking.

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My Girl Crush Leyla Milani

July 21, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 196

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, what do you think of Leyla Milani? She is former number 13 on Deal or No Deal. Now she’s married and has a daughter. But look at that body! You couldn’t even tell. MAJOR GIRL CRUSH.

Her lips actually make her legs look skinny… I love the strategy.- nik

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Katia is Real

July 20, 2014 Los Angeles, San Diego 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Katia Hernandez, sister of realmisshazel, is way hotter than her sister because she is real. Her hair, tits and majority of her isn’t fake. She\s so much hotter and I have no clue why it’s hazel who gets the attention. Wdyt nik?

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Alyson Chase

July 20, 2014 Los Angeles 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is one piece of work that looks like a walking DRD. Seems to take pride in being a total whore, even going far as asking who she can blow to get passes to Comic Con. She posts pictures of herself all over Twitter with her fake tits hanging out in almost every one, and thinks they’re (and she) are greater than Scarlett Johanssen. What a joke! Add fake black hair (probably a weave to boot), hooker clothes, and so much make-up that a sand blaster would be needed to take it off, and you have Twitter’s biggest thot. Yet she thinks she’s the hottest thing to walk our planet. Skank would lay down with almost everyone if it meant something being in it for her.

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