Would You Pay for It

August 12, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, Miami 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: I Meet this PROSTITUTE name Melena, Her vagina had a fishy kind of smell I was with this prostitute and she started fingering herself on the floor. A strange smell came from her vagina when she was doing this. I don’t know if this was the lubricant, or a sign she had a drd. The smell was hard to describe. It kinda did smell fishy. But it was more of something else I can’t describe. It kinda put me off. Is it pretty normal to have a strong smell. Or is this a sign that some infecion or std could have been present? I also fingered her with my index and middle finger. My middle finger had a crack in the skin by the nail. Does this put me at risk of catching an infection?. Thanks.

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Unloyal Boyfriend

August 12, 2014 Los Angeles, Riverside 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Cheating married scumbag, current news

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August 7, 2014 Los Angeles, San Diego 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Plain n simple this “chafa situation”wannabe didn’t get the # nor was I intending to do so ..I seen him here before ..yadaa yadaa y’all KNO he’s a psycho slut ..idgaf this cry baby bitch should a just grew sum balls n took the rejection gracefully !

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Gross Bikini Chick

August 5, 2014 Los Angeles 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Carole. She is thirty-six years old, lives in L.A. and likes to post pictures of herself on rating sites wearing a bikini. She thinks she is hot and does not hesitate to insult other girls by calling them fat and ugly. She also claims she attracts lots of attention at the beach and receives smiles and stares from both men and women. If this is true, I am not sure why.

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Shoplifting Family

August 1, 2014 Los Angeles, Riverside 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: So earlier today this lady brought her daughter into my boutique for a bit of shoplifting!! They kept asking me for different sizes of shoes and when I went to the back to get them the mom had her daughter go hide a $200 bag in some jeans by the front door! Then had her district me while she walked out with it!! Nice trashy mother daughter day!!! If you own a store if Dfw watch out for them! We took there pics to some of the other shops in our shopping center and EVERY STORE HAS HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN WITH THEM!!!!!

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Night Owl Flies Alone

July 29, 2014 Los Angeles 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this chic raquel takes the cake for low class and skankapotamus. straight up hoe, like has the nasty vag to prove it too. So get this, she’s out at a club with a friend of mine a few weeks back and gets obnoxiously wasted and drunk and completely embarrasses herself to where people were just trying to get rid of her ugly ass. he ends up fcking her, which was horribly lame i heard and I mean this girl has a hoe rep and a lotta guys are done fucking her cuz they started meeting each other and comparing notes, this girl is a stone cold WHORE!! except no cash required. she comes off a dumb and stupid bitch but really shes just a pathetic slut who cant kp a man to save her life. and she thinks her life is fine, really girl! get over yourself, ur not pretty, u have no personality and nobody is attracted to stupid bitches that fuk a lotta guys. put this bitch on blast nik, she’s a hoe!!!

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Laura Jacobs Has Made It In Hollywood

July 25, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch has been on TheDirty before as the insufferable Hollywood bitch but I think we should make her the next dirty celebrity.  Honestly she needs the fame if she’s going to be going around Hollywood sleeping with every Hollywood director and producer trying to be the next big actress or hot model. She even compared herself to Scarlett Johansson on twitter. What do you think Nik?  You’re the expert.  She doesn’t resemble anything to Scarlett. I don’t know what kind of drugs she’s been taking for her to even have the slightest comparison with her.  Please let the world know about this delusional bitch!!!

She is not attractive enough to be a Dirty Celeb. All DC’s must at least hit a 5.00000917 or higher. Laura is in the 4.09877282 range.- nik

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Queen of the Night

July 24, 2014 Los Angeles, Sacramento 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. Hoe of the night is more like it. She has one night stands with different guys & is given gifts, she states she has no idea who it’s from. Well, she fcks many on the daily, so how can one possibly remember? We used to be close, but she ruined it by sleeping with a close friend of mine’s boyfriend of 3 years multiple times and gave him drd. In high school, she cut class to go fck in the bathroom /back of the school. She even fcked the girls’ boyfriends whom she didn’t like. Which she proudly told us and even got carried away by telling others. When word got around that she was the school hoe, a ton of girls were always beating her up for fcking with their man (sweet Karma lol). See she does’t know how to fight, but knows how to use her mouth to suck dick and talk shit. As a result, she dropped out. Also, the reason why her face is puffy looking, from all the beatings. She never had a real job, except for doing bus stop quickies. She steals from her parents and contributes nothing to help them in any way. She betrays everyone who had her back through every mess she got herself into. She’s by herself now except the sleazy men she cks. She likes to call everyone fake when they realize what a two timing fake bitch she really is then leave. Family, trust, loyalty mean nothing to her. She’s selfish and puts herself first before her friends or family. She thinks she’s better than everyone else and deserves to be called a Queen” when she’s nowhere near that title.

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