Los Angeles | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

New Terrorist Call

September 24, 2014 Los Angeles 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: John Imroc & Joseph King are the leaders of this “D€4L” witch is part of isis terrorist! I work with the Police Department with terrorist threats. From I have seen on facebook & other BMX web sitesite they are part of isis. They call them self “D€4L” on facebook to hide from the government. Be on the look out for any wearing “D€4L” hat or t-shirts. If see any-one on facebook or in person wearing “D€4L” call you local Police Department. The FBI is now starting to track down some of the leaders. The main leader “D€4L” is John Imroc.

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Visalias Finest

September 19, 2014 Los Angeles, San Jose 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Visalias finest and mother of the year! She gets beat up every time she goes out and thinks she can fight! Her best friend goes around bragging about screwing her boyfriend and is proud? She also explains in detail how they SHARE dick! DISCUSTING TRASH! Lindsay stripper name is the same as her older daughter… Discusting again! She has multiple babies daddies. I hear she doesn’t know who dad is of one of them. She is ALWAYS AT THE BAR!! She drinks drinks drinks and has to find babysitters to watch her children and NEVER stays home! BAR FLY! I heard from multiple men her vagina smells like death and looks distorted. Every since we were little I\’ve always thought she was trash and her Arabian ass is gross! She needs a nose job it’s HUGE! I feel sorry for her children she pretends to love her kids and her boyfriend doesn’t even like her. No ass, goat titties, and beer gut. Multiple abortions because of not knowing the father. She needs to stop running her mouth about how cute she thinks she and be a good mom! Visalias finest

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Playboy now has ZERO Standards

September 18, 2014 Los Angeles, Reno, Sacramento 106

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Playboy has become a joke. I came across this girl Gabrielle “Gabby” Mathers and she is probably one of the least attractive girls I have ever seen. Well, according to her she got invited to the Playboy Mansion for Halloween and is, in her mind, and Playboy model. I can’t help but roll on the floor because this girl is no where NEAR what the standards I was used to seeing in Playboy. They have really gone down hill. I mean come on just look at Gabby. WTF? Is this girl really THAT delusional? I would rate her a 3.21 on her best day. Playboy is so doomed if this is what they consider hot. What do you think Nik?

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LP Offishal The Fake Celebrity

September 17, 2014 Los Angeles 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is in LA from France and has already made a name for himself as a scam artist and leech. He goes by the name of “Ludo” or “LP Offishal”, he is known to hobnob with anyone he feels has the least bit of “fame”. He goes around informing everyone the he is indeed a big music superstar in his native country of France and has sold millions of records. A quick google search shows that he has never actually released a song, furthermore he was never signed to a label at any point in his life. His social media profiles are full of fake fans and followers. His best skill is stealing from everyone in sight. Don’t leave your credit cards around this leech. Side note: Don\’t let him anywhere near your luxury cars, hes known to instagram with them claiming he owns them..

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Try Hard Nerds

September 16, 2014 Edmonton, Los Angeles 79

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is such a local try hard. Will jump on anything and everything. Sits on her phone taking photos obnoxiously. Her tumblr is a tool for her to slut herself out. She gets upset if you call her out. Lets see what you guys think

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Fatty Krysten

September 11, 2014 Anaheim, Los Angeles 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Krysten whatever her last name cheats on her bf always every week now. I feel bad for the poor guy, I f*** his girl while she was mad. She wanted it. But don’t let this c** trick you, she talks about having two jobs but in reality she works at a s** low minimum wage job bagging food! And her second job….not even a real job she just volunteers at her church SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE THIS GORL A REALITY CHECK THIS ISNT A JOB GET YOUR S** STRAIGHT. Aside from having “two hardworking jobs” she says she goes to school for criminal justice….she goes to school for a different subject and also just changed her major so she can Copy the life of jasmine Farr. Looks like krysten is jealous of jasmine success and life that she needs to lie about her life like school and work and all the other lies things she says.

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Wannabe Con-Artist

September 11, 2014 Los Angeles 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is Jade S. I’m surprised she hasn’t been posted here before! She’s recently been known to scam people out of their money by using her 2 year old sister and pretending its her daughter she “cannot care for”. She also lies about having Autism to get more attention/pity out of people. She’s raked in close to a grand from handouts from people thinking her ‘daughter’ really is in need. Days later she posted pictures of the new horse she bought. Definitely stay away from her! She’s also extremely unfaithful to her boyfriend. If men are willing to pay for sex, she’s down for it. She’s just a disgusting human being and needs to stop!

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Rosalie Vogt

September 9, 2014 Los Angeles 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I use to date this hooked before I found out about her birch ass selling her ass …I just received this photos from a close friend of mine who told me I wasn’t going to believe what he saw .well I believe it now not only is she a hooked but a her ion attic That explains it . Birch should be taking care of her daughter instead of having child protective constantly put on her.

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