THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I love your site and I’m really surprised that nobody has submitted “LA/NYC” (actually living in Hoboken, NJ) band whore, Lexus Amanda (actually Alexis Matthews). This bitch needs a fucking reality check like nobody’s business. Shes fcked every mediocre metalcore musician in the scene right now, she even ended up marrying Nicholas Matthews from Get Scared only to split less than a year later, she even tattooed his name on her arm about a week before they called it quits. She leaches off these guys to try and keep herself relevant and make something of her pathetic “music career”. She’s a sings (I say this lightly) under the alias “Blacklisted Me”, she cant actually sing without the help of her producer autotuning her voice to shit. Her producer’s name is Kato, his wife died recently so Lexus immediately moved from her California residence to an apartment in Hoboken that Kato pays for so she could “console” him in his time of need, but everybody knows she’s fcking him, she wouldt try to hide it, if it wasn’t for his age either. She lies about pretty much everything, she even acts like shes signed to a record label who doesn’t even know who the fck she is. She has a ridiculous following of dumb teenage girls who look up to her and buy from her webstore, although she takes months to send them their shit if she even bothers at all. She mistreats all of her fans as well, she even told a girl who made her fan art that the drawing was ugly and looked nothing like her. She’s getting less and less relevant by the minute so she’s resorted to fcking anybody who owns a guitar at this point and making ignorant statements all over her social networking sites for attention since digging her claws into a successful band member is now just a dream sorely out of reach for her. Somebody needs to tell this pill-popping, alcoholic, scumbag to just give it up already. She’s used up and worn out and it’s time for her to make room for younger, more refreshing band whores.
She should date a rapper, they’re good with auto-tones.- nik