Los Angeles

Looks Great Until You Get Her Clothes Off

Posted in Los Angeles, Sydney, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I used to sleep with Darnah and lemme just tell you that that last post was definitely submitted by her manipulative self.  This girl is full of drama and ‘boy’ issues as she likes to call it, having guys bang on the door in the middle of the night is more than a lil bit of issues.  Guys who have been with her may or may not have noticed that she turns her phone off when she’s with you to avoid conflicts…which explains all the times you try and call and her phones ‘dead’.  Ya she looks great, until you get her clothes off then you can barely stand to look at her, constantly has bruised legs (she claims its cause she anemic) nasty tramp tat and butchered downstairs.  I’ll dig through my old phone for some pics, which I warn you may scare you.  I hope America spits her out, actually nevermind then she’d be back here.  Enjoy your new nasty tramp walking the streets in America, I think she’ll suit you nicely.

I told you she probably looked terrible naked. Worst heart tattoo ever.- nik

Also See: Coming To America

You Wish Buddy, G-Girl

Posted in G-Girl, Los Angeles, Scottsdale, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that last poster didn’t know what he is talking about.  G-Girl is hot, she is looking better then ever.  Her and Murat have a great relationship and are doing wonders for eachother.  Its nice to see both of them finally happy.  Girls would kill to look like Alexa and people would kill to be in Murats position.  They are great and they are awesome…love you girlie!

Remember G-Girl in her prime CLICK HERE.- nik

Not Quite There G-Girl

Posted in G-Girl, Los Angeles, Scottsdale, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I saw that post saying that G-girl is hot again, believe me when I say she’s not.  You can never factor her crazy out of the equation.  The pictures I sent in have been photoshopped cropped and stretched beyond belief, she must of put at least 10 of the same photos up, each slightly more modified then the next.  She still can’t form a proper sentence and has a hard time feeding herself, just cause of the retardation.  I’ve also included a pic of her Turkish boyfriend, Murat, a drunken fool who  pretends to be rich and important.  You can see why they get along in the bottom pic, both are trainwrecks.  Nik Alexa will always be a dirty girl, you can’t shake the crazy, just scan through her pics and see all the blurry shots and slightly photoshopped pics and you can tell sometthing is wrong in her head.  Anyway just wanted people to know that G-Girl is still being G-Girl, nothing has changed, expect her to balloon out of control soon (weight-wise).

I will still never forget my first Dirty Celeb event in Las Vegas (Hardrock) when G-Girl snuck into the bathroom as I was taking a dump and took off her top in front of me then Leper came storming in and grabbed her by the hair in a jealous rage and they got into a huge fight. Dwayne my security at the time had to break them up as they both fell into the shower ripping off their clothes in the battle. It was +2′s mania and yes, I still got to wipe my ass. It was then I knew I think I might be on to something.- nik

Coming To America

Posted in Los Angeles, Sydney, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you Yanks should consider yourself lucky.  This is Darnah Morgan, I’ve had a thing for this girl forever, unfortunately one of my best mates used to go steady with her so shes off limits.  She is now moving to america to do a bunch of modeling or some sort of work like that, obviously  just look at her.  I can no longer admire her beauty, but at least america can enjoy her now. So Nik what do you think of this ossie beauty? are you gunna try and make contact?

She is all eyes. If you cover them up with your finger on the computer screen she becomes all nose. I bet she looks terrible naked.- nik

Kid Can’t Hang

Posted in Los Angeles

Kid Can't Hang

Kid Can't Hang

Kid Can't Hang

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of this upcoming website about kids who don’t know how to handle there liquor? the content such as photos and stories on the facebook wall are hilarious. it some what reminds me of a FmyLife site but instead of the story being about you its about your friends or people you don’t know, ya bash on them.

So pretty much a knock-off of my site…your designs drawn on this guy suck by the way.- nik

OC Sloots

Posted in Los Angeles, Orange County

OC WHORES

OC WHORES

OC WHORES

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Lexie, Maggie, and Mikaela. These girls are the epitome of your nasty, gross, trailer trash wh*res that crave attention from anyone and everyone. They don’t care if they look like disgusting sloots who walk around almost naked, show up at parties and get trashed while trying to hook up with every guy around them. At one party, Lexie and Mikaela decided it would be a good show for everyone around if they started making out with a guy, and then switched the guys they were making out with and started going at it. At mellow kickbacks you can find Lexie on the ground straddling the guy she plans to have sex with that night. Everyone is chillin and hanging out and Lexie is tryin real hard to get her nut and fast. Mikaela enjoys beaner stripper boots that go to her thighs and then finishes off the outfit with a tight skanky dress that goes about .1 centimeter below her pu**y. Then we have Maggie, she prides herself in her slootty reputation and she will stop at no lengths to let the world know, she’s about as slootty as they get. Lexie and Maggie don’t wear shoes to parties, no one really understood why until someone finally asked them what the hell are you doing? Their response, it makes me look sloottier. Um excuse me but who the hell gets dressed up and purposely doesn’t wear shoes in order to look sloottier. Then there’s a the tongue ring Maggie has that she likes to stick out in every single picture she takes and posts on facebook, her face looks something like, “I’m having an orgasm”. Anyways, these girls are known for their trashy ways and when you say the word SLOOT in san clemente, these are the first three girls that would come to anyone’s mind.

Nice greg faces girls, I can tell you use em a lot.- nik

Deadbeat Punk

Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, USC

Deadbeat PUnk ass Father

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy fathered my daughter and refuses to take responsibilty for because im a latina and he is a persian jew he will not meet her or give me money. His mother has alot to do with this!  If anyone finds out he will never be able to marry so I want the wourld to know what this punk ass clown has done! His name is pedram Rahbarpour. He live in beverly hills has alot of money. We dated and he no problem with my race. Now we have a daughter and theres a problem!

What the hells wrong with his body…are those freckles? that  can’t be healthy.- nik

Red Bluff Sloot

Posted in Los Angeles

Red Bluff Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Christina from Red Bluff. She is beyond “slooterdom” She is 38 years old and gets ran through by more guys than can be counted. Her vag is like the Holland tunnel and her breath smells like old pastrami. She weighs in at about 90 lbs soaking wet and her meh head like figure is emphasized by her 1991 style plus 2′s. Her tits are in a different area code from one and other. She trolls the bar scene in East Sac looking for any man to pay attention to her. If they do, they get laid. All at the same time. She takes a the Greyhound from Red Bluff every weekend to Sac and spreads hr legs like wild fire all over the town. Many may be infected by this sloots death trap. She has been seen trying to make out with another guy while her date is outside smokig a cigarette. She is a dirty pig and needs to be set straight. Put this tramp on blast Nik!

I bet she helps bring this couple together once a week.- nik

909ers Be Aware! Predator On The Loose

Posted in Dirty Predator, Los Angeles, San Bernardino

909ers BE WARE! predator on the loose

909ers BE WARE! predator on the loose

909ers BE WARE! predator on the loose

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet MARC ALBISO. I needed somewhere to put this predator on blast, and warn other ladies of his sneeky ways. He goes to Cal-State San Bernardino. He was part of Sigma Chi, but got kicked out for beating up his then girlfriend at a party a year ago. He just recently got out of jail after serving 2 years (assault and battery) for San Bernardino’s district attorney’s son. I am submitting him because after hearing SEVERAL stories about ladies he’s hung out with and there stories, the women in the 909 need to warned! The one time I actually talked to him, he wouldn’t stop talking about roofies and kept trying to get me drunk. After my friend Chelsea left with him after a party for a ride home, she ended up missing for a day and waking up in a park. I’ve heard 2 other similar stories, all of them extremely scary. Some including videos that have surfaced later.  LADIES STAY AWAY! He thinks he is God’s gift to women with his 4 pack.  He is a MAJOR coke head and keeps it in his front left pocket. Please Nik put this guy on blast, so he can be stopped for good! DA STRONG!

I’m sensing some definite gay vibes from this loser.- nik

Artsy Player

Posted in Los Angeles

Art 1 theif

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really hate to put this jerk on blast but never has anyone lead me on and disgraced me more. This is a guy by the name AUSTIN ELLSW*TH he films 3-D and travels all over.We used to talk everyday and he was such a gentle man yet he has a small greg. I have the pic. Well I found out I had Cancer before he came home and he just left. He was such a COWARD to text me with that. My guy friends are on match.com so whoever wants him go and get him.

Polaroid + no shirt + fedora= he is no prize.- nik