11.12.09

Big Cheesin

Big Cheesin

Big Cheesin

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick works at hooters and will open her legs for you…she thinks she is a “real ghutta b*tch” whatever that means, i think she looks wack !!! WOULD YOU NIK?

It’s like her mouth takes up her whole entire face. -nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Is Golden Enough

Is Golden Enough?

Is Golden Enough?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright this girl is on LSU’s Golden Girls. She really thinks she’s hot sh*t. I heard she didn’t even make the team until like some fat girls got kicked off or something.  All i wanna know Nik is would you? Is that fact that she’s a Golden Girl enough to hit this?

Answer: No, her armpits are awful and she has a total horse face.


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Would You?

Would You?

Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, my name is Dan*elle P3nl@and aka “Alexis” and I would love to tell you more about myself. I’m 21 years old, a well-known local prostitute for the past couple of years, and regular figure on the “club” scene. In my free time I enjoy steroids and working out, shoving various narcotics up my nose, and telling everyone about how my old pimp C@sper used to beat me up. You can find me stripping at Penthouse but I also turning tricks on the side now that I’m an “entrepreneur.” For you I’ll waive the $400 per hour fee if you tell me what you think of my Halloween costume and help me reputation by answering this question: would you?

Answer: No, she has no +2’s and I don’t pay for sex.  Even if its $30.


Nik Richie

10.29.09

Wonder Woman

Posted in LSU, New Orleans

Wonder Woman

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Check out that face on the girl on the right. The only thing I am left wondering is who told her that looks good and how many STD’s she spread around that night. COMPLETE TRASH.

I can barely focus on her face with her huge gut staring at me.- nik


Nik Richie

10.29.09

Dirty LSU Ride

Dirty LSU Ride

THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw the Starburst Ride the other day and forgot I had this picture. I was at the LSU-Florida Game in Baton Rouge and this Sweet Ride rode past our Tailgate a few times.

Is that a Purple Crayon I see driving.- nik

 


Nik Richie

10.29.09

GO TIGERS!

GO TIGERS! Mom & Dad thanks for sending me that college spending money

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Mom and Dad you will be proud to know I am working hard as a student here at LSU, thanks for the money you sent me for food I promise I wont BLOW it to much…..

Now that is a fat rail.- nik


Nik Richie

10.21.09

Would You?

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So I have a question nick what do you think of the girl on the right? Is she bang able or what I heard she’s crazy like bipolar and well she looks it what do you think?

Answer: lol.  I needed a good laugh these people look ridiculous.


Nik Richie

10.14.09

The Slutton Twins

Posted in LSU, New Orleans

THE SLUTTON TWINS

THE DIRTY ARMY: So these two girls right here are known as the slutton twins aka lacy and stacy s*tton. Well i wish i knew where to start but lets see how about they have both screwed the hole g-vill, laplace, reserve and then some. well stacy got smart she decided to go to LSUE an get all her GREG up there an also get suspended off the softball team where she pitches for drinking and fighting wow what a good little girl she is and lacy haha this girl here shes goes and fucks everything with a dick and then some she just dont give a fu{k she will do anything that walks she thinks guys like her for some reason an shes the smaller sister the runt i mean come on look at you girl the only reason guys mess with your nastey ass is for some pussy then i find it funny cause i over heard a conversation about yall both hatting chelseas borfriend ronnie but actually ronnie a pretty cool person i mean look at ya’lls recent ex’s jimmy and bre both crack addicts then yall are such sluts people such as TIM? just show up to yalls house to hit something and cheat on his wife wow what some great people yall are i just see what yall do now and you know we use to be such great friends but then you told my ol man i was cheating on him so your skanky a$$ can get with him wow what a couple of sluts just do yall’s thing i’ll see yall around sooner or later!!

Lesson of the day don’t drink and submit.- nik


Nik Richie

10.09.09

Vote To Rename O-ill

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i think most of the dirty army agrees that o-ill is no illusion. shes a little thick in the behind but im sure im not the only guy here who would eat dinner off it. i think you should hold a vote to rename her. she looks hot in unphotoshopped pics and in that video. the chick elaine you posted on the other hand has everyone fooled, ive seen her in strobe and while she has a very edible body, there is indeed an ass on her chin. you should call elaine optical illusion and hold a vote to rename the current o-ill. something like whooty? for white girl with a booty or even phatty since the argument is whether or not shes a husky. pleasantly plump or not, she is my favorite celeb yet.

Nope, O-ill is the true Optical Illusion.  You don’t see what I see… I am Neo of the Matrix when it comes to fat females.  I can see a chick’s body fat in translucent code… it is like I can see their genetic make-up before they eat the hamburger.  Sometimes it is in slow motion.  I can’t explain it, but I am “the one”.- nik


Nik Richie

10.07.09

O-ill On TV

oillabc

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so i was watching the news the other morning and TADA look who came on. I wonder if she is getting recognition from being a dirty celeb. i dont see why people complain about being dirty celebs anyway, it only gets them recognized! i think shes beautiful and she looks very well put together and classy on TV. she also seems smart. I like her and see no reason to hate. Guys probably wont because she isnt showing anything. This is just a girls opinion but Go O-ill!

I like her to as an average person, but I just think she is an Optical Illusion in the hotness factor.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"