The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lauren. She talks sh*t about everyone but gets her ass beat. She thinks she’s so hot. She is absolutely disqusting, and sleeps with everyone.I’ve only met her a few times, but the parties we were at everyone wanted her to leave. No one likes her. So Nik… Would you?

Answer: no.  her greg scrappers (teeth) are almost as unappealing as her lips.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is ashley… I think she’s one of the prettier girls at LSU, so would you??

ANSWER: No, She has very chiseled facial features like a man, and she hangs out with a two headed women.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, America’s next top model is named Erika. This girls been flushed more times than a toilet. I know your into girls from new orleans, does she have what it takes to be on the show??

Answer: no.  I’m afraid of what she looks like in color.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is brett hes a dirty boy who likes to pick up on little women but be careful he might have herpes hes a grade A cheesedick .

I would be more scared of catching something from the 2 sloots he’s with…Brett your not a player cause you sent in a pic with 2 girls, these are probably some of the only girls you know.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Melanie K. What else is there to say? The street lights are on, maybe you should head home little one. Your 21 year-old boyfriend does not look happy to be at a high school dance. You walk around school like your something nice, and your nothing but an under-aged 17 year-old wanna be. You need to stop falunting your boyfriend around to all your friends, he aint nothing nice either, he looks like he lives in a miserable hell next to you. p.s. you do look like a monkey and when you smile your mouth is so big it looks like the beak of a duck and the discoloration in your face is definitely looking like a stache. better wax that soon.

She can probably grow a thicker beard than him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jessica Mo**. Why do you keep taking her pictures down? Whats good for one is good for all. She claims that she sleeps with you to get her pictures off of here. It must be true. Can’t you find some one better to sleep with. Her picture up here is when she was with her bestfriend Kalynn Sc** b/f. They tried to hide it but come on Nick, look at this. The other pic is the one she is madly in love with Brent *r*th. She is best friends with his mother & sister again since no one wants to have anything to do with her. She strives for attention & wnats to be a model so badd. But no one will accept her. She has too many moles on her face & cakes her makeup on, nappy, rooty hair that is burnt so bad. She is an attention defeciet whore. Besides she sleeps with black guys thats why no one wants her anymore. Karma comes back twice as bad. So Nik, would you or did you already?

That would never happen…bruises on legs are a tell tail sign of a Sloot.- nik