THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I introduce you to Anita ...
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Kim Kardashian Wannabe
Posted in Baton Rouge, Fish Lips, LSU | March 10th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lauren. She talks sh*t about everyone but gets her ass beat. She thinks she’s so hot. She is absolutely disqusting, and sleeps with everyone.I’ve only met her a few times, but the parties we were at everyone wanted her to leave. No one likes her. So Nik… Would you?
Answer: no. her greg scrappers (teeth) are almost as unappealing as her lips.
Fish Lips Surfaces With Hot Body
Posted in Fish Lips, LSU, New Orleans, The Dirty | March 6th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is an up to date photo of fish lips (right) and her body is banging to bad she has fish lips and doesn’t know how to do her make up what do you think?
Wow, she really has been hitting the gym hard… her somewhat skinny frame actually makes her REFUND Gap look larger.- nik
Updated Pictures Of Optical Illusion
Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU, Optical Illusion, The Dirty | March 3rd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here’s some more up to date photos of O-il and I must say she is lil now but, what’s up with her lips? was she going for the fish lips look when she got them done?
She is only trying to get skinny because of me. Great, now her rack is disappearing???- nik
LSU Girl Would You?
Posted in LSU, New Orleans, Would You? | March 3rd, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is ashley… I think she’s one of the prettier girls at LSU, so would you??
ANSWER: No, She has very chiseled facial features like a man, and she hangs out with a two headed women.- nik
America’s Next Top Model Contestant
Posted in LSU, New Orleans, Would You? | February 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, America’s next top model is named Erika. This girls been flushed more times than a toilet. I know your into girls from new orleans, does she have what it takes to be on the show??
Answer: no. I’m afraid of what she looks like in color.
Forum Fornicator
Posted in LSU, New Orleans | February 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is brett hes a dirty boy who likes to pick up on little women but be careful he might have herpes hes a grade A cheesedick .
I would be more scared of catching something from the 2 sloots he’s with…Brett your not a player cause you sent in a pic with 2 girls, these are probably some of the only girls you know.- nik
Monkey
Posted in LSU, New Orleans | February 23rd, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Melanie K. What else is there to say? The street lights are on, maybe you should head home little one. Your 21 year-old boyfriend does not look happy to be at a high school dance. You walk around school like your something nice, and your nothing but an under-aged 17 year-old wanna be. You need to stop falunting your boyfriend around to all your friends, he aint nothing nice either, he looks like he lives in a miserable hell next to you. p.s. you do look like a monkey and when you smile your mouth is so big it looks like the beak of a duck and the discoloration in your face is definitely looking like a stache. better wax that soon.
She can probably grow a thicker beard than him.- nik
Drama Queen
Posted in LSU, New Orleans, Would You? | February 18th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jessica Mo**. Why do you keep taking her pictures down? Whats good for one is good for all. She claims that she sleeps with you to get her pictures off of here. It must be true. Can’t you find some one better to sleep with. Her picture up here is when she was with her bestfriend Kalynn Sc** b/f. They tried to hide it but come on Nick, look at this. The other pic is the one she is madly in love with Brent *r*th. She is best friends with his mother & sister again since no one wants to have anything to do with her. She strives for attention & wnats to be a model so badd. But no one will accept her. She has too many moles on her face & cakes her makeup on, nappy, rooty hair that is burnt so bad. She is an attention defeciet whore. Besides she sleeps with black guys thats why no one wants her anymore. Karma comes back twice as bad. So Nik, would you or did you already?
That would never happen…bruises on legs are a tell tail sign of a Sloot.- nik
Latin Trash
Posted in LSU, New Orleans | February 16th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS THASIA FROM HONDURAS, DO YOU THINK SHE CAN BE A PLAYBOY STAR?
I think her thunders answer that question themselves.- nik
How Do You Feel Nik???
Posted in Dallas, LSU | February 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I ran into this ass in Dallas and she blew me off. I am pretty much the best she could have so why did she peace out??? She was wasted and told me to…. well you know… but Nik, you would do her, RIGHT.
Answer: No, her nose is about as long as her man fingers.








