She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so its time someone decided to put lil miss does it all on here.. aka.. k-flipp.. nik.. this girl has been around and back.. shes doesnt even know how many people shes had sex with and has never been checked. every boyfriend she gets she cheats on them. she will do anything and i mean anything for gas money drugs and alcohol. u can find her at the forum in metairie prolly getting fingered at the bar by some random stranger. or in the back of her p.o.s car giving head. she doesnt just go for guys either.. she likes both.
This girl looks like she has more miles on her then a peterbuilt 18 wheeler.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet LaSarah Kn*ght. She loves purple crayons of all kinds, walks around calling herself “La”Sarah in an attempt of making herself seem ghetto, but at the same time calls herself “Barbie.” I think she’s having a serious identity crisis. She thinks she’s hot sh*t because she works at hooters and walks around the bars like she owns the place and thinks everyone wants her. News flash: Hooters girls are beat. Obviously she’s a gold digging sl*t because she says she wants to marry some NFL or NBA player. She spray tans once a week (obviously) and probably dyes her Lady GaGa hair so much her brain is rotting.
I hope the CEO of Hooters fires someone for hiring such a beautiful girl.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this girl amanda f*****s thinks she’s hot sh*t she got really mad when she didn’t win the planet beach contest last year and was always ascting like she was Gods gift to earth. I heard she moved out to LA to be a model, I was wondering do you think she’ll make it out there big time? or will she be a washed up star chaser really qucik? Also how would you rate her? and would you do her?
Without the mac force field and photoshop she would be maybe a 4.652…mainly cause of her long man arms and big beak.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lauren. She talks sh*t about everyone but gets her ass beat. She thinks she’s so hot. She is absolutely disqusting, and sleeps with everyone.I’ve only met her a few times, but the parties we were at everyone wanted her to leave. No one likes her. So Nik… Would you?
Answer: no. her greg scrappers (teeth) are almost as unappealing as her lips.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is an up to date photo of fish lips (right) and her body is banging to bad she has fish lips and doesn’t know how to do her make up what do you think?
Wow, she really has been hitting the gym hard… her somewhat skinny frame actually makes her REFUND Gap look larger.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here’s some more up to date photos of O-il and I must say she is lil now but, what’s up with her lips? was she going for the fish lips look when she got them done?
She is only trying to get skinny because of me. Great, now her rack is disappearing???- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is ashley… I think she’s one of the prettier girls at LSU, so would you??
ANSWER: No, She has very chiseled facial features like a man, and she hangs out with a two headed women.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, America’s next top model is named Erika. This girls been flushed more times than a toilet. I know your into girls from new orleans, does she have what it takes to be on the show??
Answer: no. I’m afraid of what she looks like in color.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is brett hes a dirty boy who likes to pick up on little women but be careful he might have herpes hes a grade A cheesedick .
I would be more scared of catching something from the 2 sloots he’s with…Brett your not a player cause you sent in a pic with 2 girls, these are probably some of the only girls you know.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Melanie K. What else is there to say? The street lights are on, maybe you should head home little one. Your 21 year-old boyfriend does not look happy to be at a high school dance. You walk around school like your something nice, and your nothing but an under-aged 17 year-old wanna be. You need to stop falunting your boyfriend around to all your friends, he aint nothing nice either, he looks like he lives in a miserable hell next to you. p.s. you do look like a monkey and when you smile your mouth is so big it looks like the beak of a duck and the discoloration in your face is definitely looking like a stache. better wax that soon.
She can probably grow a thicker beard than him.- nik