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Serial Dater

May 7, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little skeeze jumps like a frog every 6 months or so to a new unsuspecting dude. No one can figure out if it’s the guy who realizes she sucks at life or she thinks “dating” them doesn’t make her a slore. The desperation she has is so pathetic. I guess she has to keep filling the void of insecurity as her professional hooters career or that she’s been in a community college for years. Either way it’s sad in 2 & 1/2 years she’s had 4 boyfriends. She has a man face, her hair looks like straw from a scarecrow, and her voice is annoying as f*ck. The only thing she has going is her +2s and they’re not even that great, time for a REDO! Also please for your fellow Facebook followers just stop with the constant gym posts. Your body still sucks and the gym won’t fix that face. Try getting some Botox on them wrinkles and stop making everyone laugh at your pathetic display of insecurity by hopping on Greg after Greg.

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Michelle Miller

April 8, 2014 LSU, New Orleans 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Michelle miller. The biggest attention whore ever. This girl is obsessed with herself. She takes daily selfies and think she is so hot. She also always talks about her hideous boyfriend like he is a god. She should be embarassed because he is so ugly. She is beyond fake. She likes to talk about girls being desperate and wanting attention yet she posts more selfies than anyone I ever saw. Do not make the mistake of adding her on Instagram. Huge mistake. This picture she especially looks like a drag queen. Like really wtf is she thinking. This is awful. STOP POSTING SELFIES YOU THIRTY ATTENTION WHORE. And no sweetheart you don’t have “haters” no one wants to be you nor look like you. We are just telling it like it is.

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Duff gets Stuffed

April 3, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this gems name is Taylor Duffy. She makes herself out to be this gangster rich white chick. She came out one night with a group of my friends and I. First impression was not so good when she asked to light up some pot in my friends car… White trash. So to get to the story, she’s being totally classy all night sipping mimosas. It’s time to leave and she’s nowhere to be found. I didn’t care so much but my friend who is a mutual friend didn’t want to leave her. So after an hour of searching we decided to go. We’re walking to the car and at first we didn’t think anything of it, but we saw two black guys standing on both sides of a car leaning into the back doors. We’re getting closer to the car and we see TAYLOR ON HER HANDS AND KNEES IN THE BACK SEAT LITERALLY GETTING STUFFED BY THESE TWO GUYS. She was giving one of them **** and the other one was doing her from the back. Last time we EVER bring this girl out. That’s what fat white girls are good for getting stuffed by purple crayons….nik, would you?

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BR Closet Case

March 19, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy’s name is Daniel. I think his last name is Hayward. Who knows…He is a compulsive liar. He said he was greek on campus. Im pretty sure he was in Kappa Sigma. He uses two cell phone numbers too….He is the biggest closet case in Baton Rouge. He claims that he is bi…from what I heard from others and from him, he is far from it. He tells people he likes to give it but tells others he likes to take it. He LOVES jockstraps. He will get deep in detail about what he has done, likes to do, etc. When it comes down to business, he never keeps up with what he says. He said his penis is big. NOT. Don’t get me wrong, he is good looking but not a 10 like he claims to be. He nags and nags about sending pics and how he is discreet but that’s false once again. He likes to set meeting s up and flake out. If you say one thing wrong, you are ignore or he curses you out and twists everything around to make it look like you are the one at fault. If you have even the slightest imperfection, he will ignore you. His standards are ALWAYS different. I spoke to at least 15 people whom all have hooked up with him. There are a lot more that “talked” to him. And, a long list of people that he flaked on. He claims he is a virgin! NOT! He has taken it and given it so many times. A BIG COCKSUCKER TOO!. loves to swallow ON TOP OF EVERYTHING in this brief summary, he does all of this bare!!! There is no protection used. HE HAS STDS more specifically HIV. I know that for a fact because he gave it to me! I slept with only ONE person…HIM. I need more info on him! BEWARE! HE IS PSYCHO!!! THERE IS TOO MUCH TO TYPE ABOUT HIM!!!

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March 19, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: This jerk decided to cheat on me. I hate him so I thought everyone should see this. Take a close look at his balls. Oh and his kik is johnsuttle

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Worst Bartender

March 4, 2014 LSU, New Orleans 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the worst bartender in the city. She over charges the bill and claims that other people have put their drinks on your tab. Speaking to the manager about it is useless because he’s f’n her and is cool with it. Do yourself a favor and avoid her when buying drinks at Fat Harry’s.

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Now Accepting Donations for a Nose Job

February 19, 2014 LSU, New Orleans 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Carissa Scarola, the dirtiest craziest sluttiest bitch in New Orleans. She’ll suck a dick for a dollar, that is, if her nose doesn’t get in the way. She claims she’s ballin’ but works at a strip club on bourbon street and wears dresses she got on sale at Rainbow. (Hey did you know Rainbow accepts EBT as a form of payment now?) She is always self proclaiming herself as “the flyest bitch” and thinks everyone is jealous of her… hahahah! Someone just needed to call out this bitch and her overstretched vagina. Seriously at this point she could pop out a baby and not even feel it. Someone please tell her it’s NOT normal to have stretch marks down there. She also claims she can have ANY woman’s man, loves to be a home wrecker, and says “marriage is not natural”. Maybe not for her, since noone would ever want to marry this nasty disease ridden slut. But, if you try to break up with her, she will claim she’s pregnant and that she will kill herself if you leave her. But yet she’s “the best thing you ever had”…ew

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From Cop to Canned

February 6, 2014 LSU, New Orleans 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Update: Karma’s a b****. It looks like the right person saw Sean’s true colors. He’s no longer a police officer. Even with a degree, completing the academy, and over 2 years of experience you still can’t pull the wool over the eyes of the law when you have a disturbing reputation. But don’t feel bad for Sean. Knowing his personality, he would’ve been at risk as an officer anyway. The only person he’d be willing to put his hands on is a female.

Nice costume.- nik

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