THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Deandra Nicole. She goes to LSU and is considered to be one of the hottest girls on campus for 2 reasons.  One she is a smoke show and the second, she is down to earth and doesn’t act better than anyone.  You can always appreciate that right?  Nik, not asking would you, but just want to get your opinion on her.

Why to LSU girls spackle on make-up? I hate MAC Forcefields on fresh southern accents… it ruins everything for me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl was a golden girl at LSU. Her name is Saige. Nothing more needs to be said.  I know you would, and don’t lie cause we all know you are bullsh*tting.

Answer: No. She has no breasts, a mole by her belly button (so gross), broad shoulders, thick/wide armpits and a witch face. Why would anyone want to stick it in?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Shae and her mongaloid bf Lawrence! He thinks that she is faithful but she has be screwin my boy and he just tested positive for a DRD!!! This girl thinks shes a gift to mankind but she had two abortions already that her mom talked her into because she can barely take care of herself!! P.S.- Her ol man’s tattoo looks like someone pooed on his arm!

Keep the hat on bud.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Miss Courtney Cook. Now don’t let that innocent little duck face confuse you, this girl is a nasty, manipulative, conniving little b*tch. She uses guys for a place to live, money, and attention. She claims her dad molested her, but her dad is a well known and well liked lawyer. She can’t hold a job, probably because if she’s not drinking her life away, She’s popping every pill she can get her hands on. She had one abortion that everyone knows of, so who knows how many shes really had.. She is living a lie and thinks everybody wants her. She is a backstabbing nasty whore who has slept with everyone in Baton Rouge. If she’s not using her current boyfriend, she’s going behind her back and f*cking his best friend, in her boyfriends apartment. I’m 99% sure you’ll catch something just from looking at this girl. Watch out!! She is a conniving fat wh*re!!! Two faced unhappy b*tch! I really do feel bad for her because she is so jealous of everybody else and she wishes she could be just like her friends because she f*cked up her life so bad!! She might be a man… She always dresses like a d*ke! She talks sh*t about everybody and doesn’t know when to shut the helllll up h*e.

I love the close-up on the cankles.  What were you thinking…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: so would you nik?

Answer: No, lips don’t make up for age or her trap.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Anthony is totally a stage 5 clinger. He is constantly messaging me and another girl on facebook asking us to chill. He obviously doesn’t get the point that he’s like 50 years old, has crows feet and needs to stay out of the clubs. He thinks he his a Dj because he worked at few hole in the wall clubs. I mean really stop trying to hook up with girls on facebook its so lame! Plus the fact that DeeDee Macer@ is your ex is gross.

He looks like he is stuck in 2006.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sara Wertz from Gulfport, MS. She is quite known on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. You know the usual got pregnant at 18 moved to Alaska then came back to have a baby. After already sleeping with 80% of GPT by the time she was 16. After baby gives DRD to local band lead singer all while smiling in his wifes face. Guess his wife found out the hard way. Years after all of this sugar and spice finally got married had another kid. She actually pulled a popular guy from a nearby city. Guess she trapped him with the DRD. After a year of being married they divorced because of his porn addiction. And I’m sure some untold dirt. Bottom line. She will do anyone with a Greg. Sleeps with her “Best Friends” (new one every week) boyfriends. And has DRD. But she will cut your hair for a good price and put pretty purple highlights in it! -DA STRONG.

On top of being crazy those colors are to let people know she’s no guy since her face is tom boy strong.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check out this little hooker. She got paid an “undisclosed” by a rapper called Riff Raff to fly out to LA and suck his greg for a week. She’s known around Baton Rouge as the “cash for f*ck” girl because she’ll sleep with anyone to help her pay for her expensive drug habits. She’ll do anything up her nose from cocaine to H. This busted stripper couldn’t even keep her job at one of the only strip clubs in the area. She’s extremely dirty, perhaps too dirty. She pretends to be a model on facebook and fails with what Nik called, her stumpy chin. This little gold digger has been on this website before so if you see her, approach with caution.

Those have to be real breasts… no way would a chick with a solid boomerang on her face go +2′s before nose job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to begin… I am so sick of all these so-called “models” on facebook !!! Every single one of these girls has a “fan” page or a “model” page when all they do is pay for pictures to be taken. I have not seen any of these girls walking runways in NYC or published in MAJOR MAGAZINES. Just because you walk a low-budget runway show that is mock version of the real ones does NOT MEAN YOU ARE A MODEL. But this chick takes the cake. She is highly self-absorbed and puts on facebook everyday about shes doing this and doing that and how photographers are begging her to take her photos. She even posted a message saying that the director of a film said she was too HOT !!! Excuse me but was he intoxicated ??!! IF you have to post daily about how much you are “making” or what creeps are taking your photos then you my friend are insecure. LET YOUR WORK SPEAK FOR ITSELF !!! Paying to be on calendars and have your pics taken does not constitute you as a model, get the f*ck over it. You are an extra in a movie, who gives a f*ck , YOU ARE NOT THE ACTOR BEING PAID THE MILLIONS so once again you are NOT a model/actress. Also, please stop making that confused, constipated giraffe looking smirk in your photos it is not cute!

She should be a nose model.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Anna G. She’s a total cutie and a true southern belle.  You always claim to be a gentleman and this is what a gentleman wifes up/bangs.  She is incredible on the inside as she is on the outside.

Nope, a real Gentleman doesn’t settle for average.- nik