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Baton Rouge’s Top Class Sloot

Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU, Would You?

Baton Rouge's Top Class WHORE

Baton Rouge's Top Class WHORE

Baton Rouge's Top Class WHORE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Gabbie Seal, Louisiana’s biggest hoebag to date. As you can see in these pictures from her facebook, she’s a classy gal! This crazy, 2 faced lying, fake ass slut loves to use people and can’t make up her mind when it comes to dating men and/or women. Her facebook page is just full of her funny ass drama and what’s going on in her imaginary mind. It’s just comic relief when anyone reads it, we all rag about her wanna be model ass. This full time junkie that has fried her bipolar head with pills, pot, crck, and cke that also works perfect with her being an alcoholic. It only takes minutes before she’s out for the count and another dude is on top of her. She is proud to be a stripper. Everyone knows she fucks her customers for extra money on the side and her friend shows off her lesbian video she did with a porn star behind her back all the time. She strives for so much attention so she shows off her clit ring just to get a rise out of people. Fair warning guys, she’s a walking drd and is terrified of getting a test because of all the guys/girls she has fcked.She tells everyone she’s in nursing school at LSU but she can not prove it because we all know she isn’t smart enough to get into LSU after failing out of the local community college twice. So nik after seeing her fancy pictures from her facebook and reading about this this occasional purple crayon lover, would you?

Her and her friend must of gone to the same doctor, he made their chest look like a mans.- nik

Change Your Mind Nik

Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Lacey M*nchew. You might remember her as 2009 Miss Louisiana with “saggers, man nose (snaggle elements), accordion neck and elbow chin.” Well, she feels that she has enough talent and good looks to make it in Hollywood, regardless of what you think. She will be auditioning for a number of television roles in L.A. over the next few months. Also, she is dating Matt Flynn, the backup quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. So Nik, have you changed your opinion of her now that she is going to be a famous actress like she believes?

Nice self post, whatever makes you feel better about yourself.- nik

F This Girl

Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU

Fuck this Bitch

Fuck this Bitch

Fuck this Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl’s name is Brittany Nave. She’s a jealous, heartless, crazy bitch. She’s convinced everyone is trying to steal her man’s dick, but she fucks his best friend, and is having his baby. She also tried to kill herself when he tried to break up with her. Pay back is a bitch.

That dimple on her chin is very distracting.- nik

Ethical Sloot

Posted in LSU, New Orleans

Ethical Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi my name is Nicole Skintney! I am 24 years old and i have one kid and another one on the way. I like to refer to myself as a ethical slut. Bottom line is I am a whore!! I like to trick guys into asking me to marry them, get them to buy me a nice engagement ring, and then tell them that i have “cold feet”. Or i end up getting pregnant from someone else, which is what happened this last time. I like to cheat on every guy that I am with, and girls please watch your boyfriends because I sleep with them too. So if you have money and want a whore with a kid and another on the way please let me know!

That’s a lot of work put in for a cheap lil ring…get a job.- nik

Big Model Momma

Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU

Ashlee Dufrene

Ashlee Dufrene

Ashlee Dufrene

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl refers to herself as “The Blonde Bombshell”. Shes constantly bragging on facebook about all her modeling jobs. Does she not realize she looks like a man on steroids? Noone wants to look at a girl with bigger guns than them and a man face. Not to mention her photos are so blurred in photoshop you cant even tell what she really looks like, which is a dog. Nic, someone needs to give this girl a reality check and i cant think of anyone better than you to do so.

She has the face of a Roloff and the body of Hulk Hogan.- nik

Koch Is A Sloot

Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU

Koch is a STD skank!

Koch is a STD skank!

Koch is a STD skank!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl’s name is Laura Koch, & she’s a SKANK. She is always on and off again with her fiance, but still has sex with other people’s boyfriends. She has TRICH! WATCH OUT! She thinks she’s hot but she is soooo not… More like thunder thighs and old lady drawn-on eyebrows. I wish this girl would catch more drd’s and stop stealing decent guys from good girls. SKANK.

I wish she had covered up her greg face with that red cup, that image will now haunt my dreams.- nik

Bourbon Street Bar Fly

Posted in LSU, New Orleans

Bourbon Street Bar Fly / Stripper Wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello boys Im Erica Wise. I work at the Beach on Bourbon as a hoetender. Other than the drinks I serve. I’ve been known to serve up a lousy piece of ass. My greater accomplishments have been sleezing around with my two hoes in crime, my cousin Cassie Lachin and Jessica Broom (Suga). The three of us have nailed more brothers, (Will Smith, Lance Moore, and Lil Wayne amongst others) than Lisa Lampanelli can shake a stick at. Im currently working the circuit in the French Quarter whereas I’ve worked for Penthouse and Scores prior to my most proudest career as a bartender. Please drop by and make yourself known while Im working. Our secret lil password could be “Incredible Hulk, Nuvo, or Fried Chicken”. All of which will guarantee a sure intimate encounter with me or my hoes.

Her ass sags too much for even low end strippers standards.- nik

Junkie Boy

Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU

junkie boy

junkie boy

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this is brett he is a complete junkie and thinks he is the hottest thing on earth and can pull any girl. He is always so messed up everytime he is out and it is gross. He thinks he is also lord of the dance and that he a true thug. i feel so bad for anygirl to ever will give him the time of the day because she will quickly realize she was sadly mistaken. tell me what you think.

Why is he holding a mans hand in the first picture…must be for the gays.- nik

A Hot Virgin

Posted in Baton Rouge, LSU

Would you... a hott virgin??

Would you... a hott virgin??

Would you... a hott virgin??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Cassandra. I know you’ll say no, but I ‘think’, ‘maybe’, you secretly would. Plus she’s a twin. She is smart, volunteers, and is athletic. Natural. Her +2s are lacking, but I can’t find any with a view from behind. I know blondes are your type but hey, it’s ok to switch it up ay? She has crazy rhythm and can bounce that ass like a video vixen. But luckily, is not crazy like many good lookers. I only recently found this site because she was up here for some BS. But I’m kinna hooked now. She’s only my best friend. Be nice.

You actually believed her when she told you she was a virgin.  If you like girls like this you have a little forgy in you.- nik

Pizza Incident At LSU, Girl Has Anger Managerment Issues

Posted in LSU, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WTF is going on here? I think the girl in the clip below needs your counsel, does she have anger management issues?

I blame Papa John’s customer service for this incident.- nik