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A Hopeless Dallas Case

August 22, 2013 Dallas, Lubbock, Texas Tech 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta help me let Texas tech Greek life how much of a skanky, backstabbing whore kelly berend is.. first of all, she will use and abuse every guy she can get her hands on and fcks with their head first chance she gets. she’ll let things get serious then let the mind fcking begin.. once she’s in your head she’ll proceed to tell you she loves you and the next day ignore the shit out of you. she’s a whore mainly because of how she hops from dick to dick at all the frat parties she goes to. she tries to put off a good girl image to all her sorority sisters in alpha chi omega but I think I’m the only one who truly knows the skank this bitch is. one example to prove this is how her roommate second semester was hooking up with a guy that she apparently was interested in, first chance she got she asked him to hangout while her roommate was out of town and the guy and kelly were dating within a week. she’s a backstabbing whore… she also has been known to be the woman for the game stone face at multiple frat parties. that’s where she would be under the table of 6 frat guys with no underwear or pants and she would take turn giving head to each one and the guys would try figuring out which one kelly was sucking. if the guy was called out, he would then have to take a shot. this game usually ended with kelly sucking and fcking each guy one by one, or on the nights things would get shitty, all at once. lubbock needs to know the truth about this skank Nik please help me out!

That game sounds forgy.- nik

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LA Armada Hoodrat

June 20, 2013 Fort Worth, Lubbock 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: thys bitches name is JENNIFER MARTINEZ she lives in la armada n fucckz the hood.. this bytch has 6 kids running around la armada in there underwaer while shes in her crib fckin!! she fcked my man in my fuckin house and wen I stepd to her ran off like a lil pssy. but real quick to b A MYSPACE GANGSTER! girlz watch ur man cuz this hoe has *** and is always at toxic getting faded tryna take niggas home! I feel sorry for herkids she aint never with them I saw this bitch wen I was loked up n heard her talkin bout she wooped a bitches ass n they locked her up I stepped to her n bitch ran in her cell real quick!! lol so ladies b warned hoodrat hoe!!

That belly has become the highlight of her outfit…not in a good way.- nik

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Twitter Pervert

June 14, 2013 Austin, Lubbock, Manchester 452

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Meet Brandon R Wilson. The biggest creep on Social Media. He goes by BRW***. He spends countless hours trying to befriend pornstars and asking them to follow him. If they do he spends countless hours asking for their panties, for free and for them to give him bjs. He gets mad when they ask him to pay for signed Playboy magazines that he requests they acquire and mail to him. When he is blocked he will go after their friends, family and coworkers asking them to tell them that he loves them and begging for them to talk to her for him. He thinks he is really hot stuff, but if his advance are denied he calls people things like ‘yeast infected c-nts’. He will also ask them to purchase him things off his amazon wishlist, as he makes it known he does not want to work. Did I mention he is a virgin and asks every girl to be his first? This guys will not stop harassing and threatening, even when the police get involved. Those pics of him are only a small example of what he sends out to them on a regular basis! You have to check out this guys twitter account as I cant do the awfulness of it justice.

Guys like him don’t get any freebies.- nik

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Raunchy Nikki

April 24, 2013 Lubbock, Westside-AZ, Would You?, Yuma 71

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok nik this is Nikki Nichole she works at platinums in Yuma or some strip club anyways she says she’s 19 but all that Mac force field makes her look 30. She constantly begs her friends on fb to go out and spend their money for a lap dance then delete it lol but she also claims to make 98 k a year…lol what do you think about it? Would you nik???

Answer: No, that bun and crop of the forehead could only mean horse.

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Crusty Style Minute Man

December 10, 2012 Dallas, Lubbock, Texas Tech 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I think you should know about this certain Texas Tech student, Brandan Boylan. He may look cool on the outside, but really he\’s a shady mother f***er that\’ll lie, do, and say anything to get what he wants. He\’s also spreading diseases all around the city of Lubbock, can you say gross? It gets worse… we call him the minute man (i bet you can suspect why).

He can probably only slay freshmen.- nik

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Samantha Cardoza Cheatin House

December 6, 2012 Lubbock 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nick is it well heres another one from amarillo texas she got married this year in march talking bout a ho foshow shit she did all behind ur husbands back n he just dont no talkin bout buyin her drinks at the club to make her drop her panties yes she does that also but if u hit her up on facebook shell hand her numba out like the stds shes handin out n all u gotta do is say she beautyful n tell her a lil lie n get it that same week ,.but wut really bad is dat she just left her husband last week n shes already pregonant buy her co employee she been cheatin on him withh ever since she started workin at kohls after 5 to 6 years laying on her back handin out free pssy well she nasty racthet n crusty says she not a hoe but then says shes proud to be a hoe man nick this is a good one she even be havin sex with her daughter in front her n she been aroun from amarillo to houston n back to odessa nik man shes a damn waste a beautyful talkin bout wifye type well she not that type cuz shes still married prego by someone else n cheatiin on the dude she suppously prego by by like five diff guyz but here u go dirty world hers one of my ex hoes for real for real anything nik chinese mexican black white if u holla shell drop her crunchy panties quick n u can find her at pinks n then after my club n then gettin fcked at n after party on the weekends her slogan is classsy never trashy but a bottled sprite from a strange guy u barely is not classy babi let me get her a six pask she be fckin buck wild

That slogans an excuse to wear a coat (cover-up).- nik

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Samantha Miller

December 4, 2012 Fort Worth, Lubbock 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Met this girl on facebook and manage to get her to text me her tits..oh and she thinks she is hot too ha just wanted an opinion from people

Not worth your credit card information.  Careful of this fake.- nik

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My Chick Bad

August 24, 2012 Lubbock, Would You? 19

My Chick Bac

My Chick Bac

My Chick Bac

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dez Deleon. She is, with out a doubt in my mind, one of the hottest chicks in Lubbock, Tx. I would personally love to bang the HELL out of this girl, but I’m curious, Would you Nik?

Answer: No, I can see the cellulite building up on her ass.

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