THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This disgusting whore is delusional. I think I speak for all when I say….puke!!She thinks she is one of the hottest chicks in this area, and if that is true I think our tourism rate is going to plummet. She has made her way through the tri county area with ease. She is known to have 2 certain drd’s that are incurable. She will not tell you this of course, be warned! So Nik, if she did not have drd’s …would you?

Answer: No, I’m pretty sure I see trophies, gymnast trophies…never a good sign.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty skeez is the biggest sloot and is well known all through Cashton, Wisconsin. This nasty girl by the name of Kelly has slept with all of Cashton, population 100 people. 75% of that 100 is men. She is known to give good head, as well as hand jobs. She struts around to be this good girl. When in reality she should have been on girls gone wild. Guys say she sucks in bed, other than the head. And that her p*sy smells of the pacific ocean and is loose like magoose. She has known to sleep with older men for money. Which explains her shopping obsession. If she is not out partying and bullsh*t, you will find her in her mothers boyfriends bed f*cking him. Or sucking up the next guy she can get her hands on. Which will explain why she had to take a random trip to Texas to get f*cked. Her mother is a drunk, and has been known to f*ck guys Kelly has slept with. This girl is disgusting.

Those condoms are to let people know they’re down, not for actual use.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been dirty army strong for a long time now out of Wyoming. A good friend of mine just recently found out her D-bag soon to be ex-husband Josh W. (who thinks he’s a lady killer) has been messing around on her with their good friends daughter (she’s 20). Apparently the last few months of ‘work meetings’ were to go see this family dreamkiller. He convinced her to have a divorce mediation with HIS retained divorce lawyer and he proceeded to screw her out of just about everything other than minimal child support. She put everything on hold for this douche and now has nothing. They work for the same company and now he is even threatening to have her fired since he is in with the boss. I realize it sounds like an oh whoa is me script from the mth capital of Wyo and that it’s not your typical forgy town story but do me a favor and put this slimeball on blast! Oh, and he just got this sweet Tiger Woods tattoo; it’s pretty awesome.

If only you caught him before she turned 18, then you really coulda done some damage.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Tonya Griffin will be 40yr old in about 3 month n don’t want to get old. She has 5 kids n just became a grandma a couple months after she just had her last baby in Oct of 2012. She dated a guy for maybe a yr to a 1 1/2 yr. Well they broke up n less then 6 months later she slept with his childhood friend who is married and guess what she got pregnant she kept the baby the married man wife was also pregnant. There babies are 12 days apart. She still talks to the ex but won’t say who the dad to the kid is. The guys still hang. She says she don’t do things like this but people that no her says she has a history of sleeping with friends from the same team. Guess snoop dogg was right when he said it ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none. She’s a homie smasher.

“Homie” as in she sleeps with black guys because I can see that with her body type.- nik