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Keep Her On The Farm

September 24, 2014 Madison, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Picasso (check out that beak), is Leslie Estelle of Madison, WI. She thinks that she is all that and popular to boot. Leslie Estelle is a depository. Leslie will do just about anything: The Devil’s Threesome, ATM, bareback, and anything else you can think of with any guy. Married, engaged, or has girlfriend. Unconfirmed are two Blumkins, two different guys, two bars, and an affair with a married coworker. Unlike a toilet she will follow you around after you are done using her.

We already have a Picasso.- nik

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Beware of Psycho Milf

August 14, 2014 Madison, South Dakota, Wisconsin 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Lisa Kainz from Madison. Her husband works in South Dakota and when he is at work she hooks up with all these guys half her age. She spends all her husband’s money on anyone in their 20s with a dick. She buys whatever they want; cell phones, clothes, jewelry, drugs, weekend trips and motorcycles. She let’s guys stay at her house for a few days, then she kicks them out so she can move on to the next young Dick. She uses mth everyday and ecxtasy often so she can keep up with these guys and she will get them high so they will sleep with her. She will go completely Psycho when these guys are with other girls. She completely lost her shit and sent over 100 texts and calls in about an hour because she knew one of these guys was with (name removed). She thinks she can buy your boyfriend and control your relationship. Stay away from this Psycho.

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Madison Ohio’s Chris burr

May 15, 2014 Madison, Wisconsin 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: DIRTY CHRIS BURR: Nik this skank ass hoe who thinks that she is hot with her ridiculously over the top slutty outfits baring her stretch marked pudgy failure of a stomach keeps on trying to break up happy homes with her slutty ass way’s. This all started at work with her pity party stories of how her and her children were mistreated and abused which later on we all found out was just more of Chris the scank’s made up stories to get attention This trailer trash whore sets a great example for her children while she is passed out on the floor from her drinking and extended weekend of “peace love and rave” parties. She will take anyone she can get whether it be boys or girls in a bathtub while they shave her disease filled rotted roast beef blue waffle vagina….and sends said pictures to a married man. Threatening to beat me up if I said anything about her pathetic life of sucking dick to get them to buy her drinks. She went on “The Hookup” like every single weekend after sucking off a tin man and coming off of a binge because she was so desperate for her next fix. I guess thats what happens when your daddy and mommy bail you out of everything all your life! You can find her on a regular basis at dale’s DW3′S saloon in Geneva Ohio on route 534 THIS SHE IS known as skunk twat from the pungent smell coming from her crotch area! CHRIS BURR IS NOTHING MORE THAN A HOME WRECKER!

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Planet Fitness Does It Again

April 30, 2014 Madison, Wisconsin 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Planet Fitness and their infamous “Judgement Free Zone” is in the media again for making a pregnant woman feel judged. She was asked to leave because her attire was “inappropriate” and apparently people were offended by her tiny baby bump. This is not the first time Planet Fitness has been in the media, previously asking a woman to leave because she was too toned, and another woman was asked to remove a head scarf she wore for religious reasons(they’re being sued over that one). Maybe this girl was in violation of the dress code, although it’s hard to tell without seeing the average workout crowd there. Seems to me that if her belly was completely flat, it wouldn’t have been the issue it’s turned out to be. At the very least, I think Planet Fitness needs to give their employees a lesson on sensitivity. There are ways to enforce dress codes without making women feel judged, which is the whole idea behind their Judgement Free Zone.

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Uneducated Law Enforcer

April 14, 2014 Madison, Wisconsin 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: I recently signed up for an online dating site and came across this halfwit. His profile states he works in law enforcement and claims to be 95% racist. He apparently managed to get a college degree but clearly lacks comprehension as to WHY minorities make up a large part of the current prison population. I’m pretty sure his employer does not concur with his misguided views.

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Brittany Roche Pretends Shes From Chicago

March 21, 2014 Chicago, Madison 111

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this b*tch is Brittany Roche, she’s as dumb as she looks. She’s been starting drama in Chicago, while living in Madison, Wisconsin because her 16 year old ass is upset that a bunch of people called her fat. She can’t tell the difference between there and their and she spells worse then my five year old niece. Because of her, her boyfriend (who is a DJ) is losing mad credit in the Chicago EDM scene and probably the Madison scene as well. All that hair? It more fake than a weave found in a alley on the southside of Chicago. Oh and btw I can hear the thunder rolling when she walks by. Ban this chick from Chicago, nobody wants to see that flat ass, pregnant stomach, weave wearin bitch.

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Madison Dirty Salon Skank

December 16, 2013 Madison 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this two-faced lying slut/bitch/skank/whore is Alicia Genthe Fisher. Her poor recent husband doesn’t have a clue she was bangin 6 different guys the whole time they were dating/engaged! Get out early while you can! I can’t believe he didn’t smell the jizz on her after a night out with “the girls”! This failed hairdresser somehow owns (s*cked/f**kd for $$) Texture Salon in Madison Wi. New unlucky husband is Fish Calloway, a radio DJ in town and she married and uses for free advertising for her salon. She has a man jaw, fat ass, rathair and fake cheesy smile. I’m sure others in Madison can add their experiences with her as well. Women watch your men around her, doesn’t care whos married!

Damn, that is crazy.- nik

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Seems To Think She’s Hot

December 18, 2012 Madison, Wisconsin 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This disgusting whore is delusional. I think I speak for all when I say….puke!!She thinks she is one of the hottest chicks in this area, and if that is true I think our tourism rate is going to plummet. She has made her way through the tri county area with ease. She is known to have 2 certain drd’s that are incurable. She will not tell you this of course, be warned! So Nik, if she did not have drd’s …would you?

Answer: No, I’m pretty sure I see trophies, gymnast trophies…never a good sign.

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