Damen Barnard

June 30, 2014 London, Manchester 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Damen Barnard. This guy is a straight up loser, and I’m sick of him being so damn proud of being a junkie. The guy dates teenage girls, because no woman wants a 22 year old man who still lives at home with his mother, and has no job. Can you believe this loser is a father? Yeah, he has a kid that he never sees. Well, you can’t buy Molly AND nappies can you?
Nik, I blame EDM for this new breed of idiots who think raving is a good look.

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I rely on you Nik

May 16, 2014 Manchester 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: I need your expert opinion Nik, this dirty sloot Lomeli clearly had some work done to her face. But I can’t quite tell what they are. Please tell me Nik, the left photo is when she was at 16, the one on the right is at 20 how she looks now. The funny thing is she swears she didn’t go under the knife. Please set this record straight, Nik!

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Toni Jones

May 5, 2014 Manchester 0



THE DIRTY ARMY: A dirty slut who loves it up her fat arse

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Manchester United Fires David Moyes

April 22, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manchester, The Dirty 23


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last year when the legend himself Sir ALex Ferguson stepped down from leading Manchester United they said his place would be impossible to fill… and they were totally correct. Just 10 months after David Moyes got the impossible job, he has been fired. I’m more than happy cause it was just embarrassing watching my club this year. Nik, I know Man U is your squad, so you must be excited like the rest of us.

Thank you God!- nik

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Baby Sized Pretty Boy

April 14, 2014 Manchester 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: H i i’m 21 and from england. Care to humiliate my peen?

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Slap on the Wrist

April 10, 2014 Bristol-UK, Dirty News, Manchester 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: I am going to keep it short and simple. So it seems that the states is not the only country dealing with female teachers having sex with male students, across the pond they are dealing with it too. Kelly Burgess, from Newport has been suspended from her job as a drama teacher at St Katherine’s School in Bristol. It seems she was having a 7 month relationship with a 16 year old boy. What is going on with these women?! As for her sentence …The judge handed her a ten months jail term, suspended for two years and she must register as a sex offender for 10 years. I don’t know what is wrong with these women that they feel the need for sleeping with boys. I find it hard to believe that they can’t find a man their own age. Nik, what are your thoughts?

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Does Miss Manchester Have Butt Injections

April 10, 2014 Manchester, The Dirty 27


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, TheDirty has meant a great deal to my life. It’s more than a bible I must say! I’ve never posted before. I’m just curious, she’s miss Manchester 2013 apparently! I just wanna know what do you think about her? Is her butt real?

You can tell that ass is real by the thickness in her thighs. Glory Glory Man United.- nik

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Where Are All The Honest Women At

April 7, 2014 Hollywood, Manchester 0


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, some advice please… I’m a 26 year old English guy, (but US quality teeth) I used to enjoy going out and playing the field but recently I cannot believe the lack of decent women to have a relationship with now I’m looking to settle down. I often travel over to the U.S. for work and I couldn’t help but notice that you have got a lot of soulless b*tches but having read your site makes me think maybe not all us women are sk*nks? This is where the problem is, the UK has none, if they have a semi decent body and +2′s they act like they are Gods Gift to the world, no time to search anymore as I’m doing 75hr+ work most weeks and I earn decent enough, however I’ve started having to leave the Patek and the Audemars Piguet at home when I do get time to go out and socialise and wear cheap time pieces purely for the reason that I’ve noticed chicks instantly try to see what watch I’m wearing to establish my social status.  So Nik, you’re a happily married guy who’s doing fine, when I’m next over where is a decent place to meet women (+2′s and strong ITG are a pre-requisite) who aren’t complete ****s?!

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