THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, some advice please… I’m a 26 year old English guy, (but US quality teeth) I used to enjoy going out and playing the field but recently I cannot believe the lack of decent women to have a relationship with now I’m looking to settle down. I often travel over to the U.S. for work and I couldn’t help but notice that you have got a lot of soulless b*tches but having read your site makes me think maybe not all us women are sk*nks? This is where the problem is, the UK has none, if they have a semi decent body and +2′s they act like they are Gods Gift to the world, no time to search anymore as I’m doing 75hr+ work most weeks and I earn decent enough, however I’ve started having to leave the Patek and the Audemars Piguet at home when I do get time to go out and socialise and wear cheap time pieces purely for the reason that I’ve noticed chicks instantly try to see what watch I’m wearing to establish my social status. So Nik, you’re a happily married guy who’s doing fine, when I’m next over where is a decent place to meet women (+2′s and strong ITG are a pre-requisite) who aren’t complete ****s?!