Manchester | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 10

Thursday Is The Best Day To Have Sex

September 7, 2012 London, Manchester 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across a consumer article that i figured you’d find funny.  Researchers at A London Economics School have determine that Thursday (in particular in the morning) have found to be the beset time to have sex because your natural cortisol levels stimulate your sex hormones the most. Although I tend to have bad breath and need to shower in morning, I guess this would be a good time to turn over and bang my gf. So Nik, do you and Shayne find to yourselves getting it on Thursday mornings?

No.- nik

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Hottie Of The Week

August 31, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Manchester, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know the Olympics are well over and nobody really seemed to care this year..BUT…i stumbled across this chick through my news feed and couldn’t resist sending SHIM in.  This is Nadzeya Ostapchuk, Belarusian shot-putter who was striped of her gold for substance abuse….really, that’s what you nabbed him/her for? how bout its GREG!!!

When are the Olympics? Are they starting soon?- nik

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You Ain’t Flossin If Its Your Parents Money

August 31, 2012 Manchester, Newport, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Amer Watson.  This KID, a lot of enphasis on kid! I think he’s freshly 21 years old and thinks he’s some god cause he can get into a few clubs and occasionally buys a bottle.  The only reason this is possible is his families connections and an oversized allowance.  Can’t bank on that inheritence your whole life buddy.  What’s that you do again, stocks?  I’m looking for some stocks with a good PEG ratio…any tips??? You can’t tune yourself out of a conversation you know nothing about and think no one will notice.  Everyone knows half the sh*t you post ain’t yours. Stop flossin kid!

I’m guessing Lina is his Mommy?- nik

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Naked Soldiers Salute Prince Harry

August 29, 2012 Iraq, Leeds, Liverpool, London, Manchester, Marine Corps 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, are you seeing this?? Following the release of Prince Harry’s Naked party pics, former and active members of the militarty are showing support for him by posting naked salutes to Facebook. It’s even gone as far as a FB group titled “Support Prince Harry with a naked salute” and already has over 23,000 members. Now I gotta ask you Nik, are they realllllyy doing it to show support? Or is it just an excuse to get naked and act forgy with your bros?

I’m not ok with this. Our troops need to take their duty to AMERICA seriously. How are we supposed to support jokers?- nik

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Rhian Sudgen, Your UK Girl

August 17, 2012 London, Manchester, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, seeing Rhian Sugden topless just made my morning. Thought I’d share a little morning wood with everyone else… not in a gay way or anything… just forget I said anything and enjoy.  She is definitely a sight to see.  So nik lets KISS, would you? [Images: Egotastic] [click image for hearts]

I have always been a fan of Rhian’s arms and real breasts (great nipples). She knows this already.- nik

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Elton John With Male Porta Potty’s

August 17, 2012 Dirty News, London, Manchester, Porta Potty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Guys!  Nik I ran across this article on Elton John on a boat in St.Tropez with a bunch of guys and Sir Elton appears to be mooning someone or something and has his ass hanging out. Now as I looked and thought to myself poor bastards that had to see that! I realized where he was and then looked at the guys on the boat and they all seemed way way younger than Sir Elton…and I thought.. what?…Male Porta Potty’s???? say it isn’t so! So Nik what do you think, is Elton joing the ranks of Sheik’s in peeing on the Porta Pottys and doing the nasty in St.Tropez where the Porta Pottys go to be seen and pee’d on?

There is a lot of man-love on that boat.- nik

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The Real Reason For The Split

August 7, 2012 Manchester, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the last poster was an idiot.  Yes Tamara has let herself go lately but wouldn’t you if the one you loved continually told you they weren’t sexually attracted to you and hadn’t slept with you in over a year!!!  Then find out they were in a sleazy porn video.  I do have a theory on the whole situation. I’m a pretty good judge of character and for the longest time I’ve thought he was gay, I LOVE Tamara and could never understand the connection, shes better then him (not to mention richer).  Here’s an article from the UK daily it sheds the best light on the break-up, everything else is rubbish and mocks Tamara.  Anyway back to Omar, 100% he’s gay, here’s a picture of him and some of his mates w/Tamara, he’s practically pushing her away so he can walk next to a guy in 100% demin.  Anyway nik, that’s my theory it would explain the sex cause Tamara Ecclestone is beautiful!! [Click here for article-Dailymail UK]

I agree with the 100% denim look. Rocking an outfit like that is just asking for a butt rape.- nik

Also See: Tamara’s Fading Looks

Billion Dollar Girl

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Tamara’s Fading Looks Were The Reason For The Split

July 31, 2012 Manchester, The Dirty 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik its pretty obvious why Omar Khyami broke up with Tamara Ecclestone. Look at that face! I did a quick search online for this billion dollar “beauty”, see if it was to good to be true…it was.  She’s only worth half a billion, all inherited, and the first word I saw when I googled her name was British solcialite — which explains the rapid deterioration/the need for her thick coat of Mac.  Thanks for showing me the light mr richie…

Tamara it’s okay to lipo under that chin to find a jawline.- nik

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