Mr. Softie

April 27, 2011 Dirty Predator, London, Manchester 1 7,534 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this scummy, sleezy whore is Harry Horner. Don’t be fooled because his name implies everything about this man: HE IS A HORNY BASTARD! You know the nastiest thing about this biddy? He thought the best way to screw the women in the area was to pretend he was too “soft” to be harmful to their husbands. So he pretended he couldn’t get “it” up in order to screw as many women as he could! What’s more embarrassing than pretending you can’t get it up? HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE ACTED GAY! IT WOULD BE MORE BELIEVABLE! All because he is such a piece of scum who couldn’t get women if he tried. He told some “quack” of a friend that he was going to try to humiliate as many men as he could by sleeping with their wives. In order to continue being a piece of shit, he set his eyes upon my beautiful, yet completely stupid wife. HE IS IN HIS LATE 40′s AND SHE IS BARELY INTO HER 20′s. PEDOPHILE MUCH? He preyed upon her even when I tried to hide her away from him. However, “Mr. Impotent” finally succeeded by coaxing women into coming to his home to “buy” china. EXCUSE ME…DOG WATCH! COME GET THIS SEX OFFENDER!. He even slept with women in the other room while their husbands and grandmothers were waiting for them to “buy” china. If by china you mean sexual favors then you hit the spot. He may have fooled everyone, including me at times, but he can’t remain “soft” for long. So do us all a favor, Horner. GET SOME REAL MOVES, PEDOPHILE.

He is stroking the face of the ugliest one in the bunch, sexual predators always go for the easiest lay.- nik



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Tranny Alert

April 21, 2011 Manchester, New Castle 2 7,823 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Eh Nik my friend faith here believes she is a model.  She thinks its an excuse to let her boobs hang out and wear skimpy clothing.  I try and tell everybody to look past the boobs but it doesn’t work, most of the guys I know slept with her, all I can say is “told you so” as they share their horror story with me.  When we are out and run into her some of the mates I’m with have to run away and the whole group ends up leaving just because of her.  I’d like to jut not see this girl anymore and I think you can help, please warn people about this tranny.

Why are you speaking Canadian.- nik



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Smudges

March 30, 2011 London, Manchester 6 9,761 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the most clueless girl in all of London.  She smudges on make-up around her nose to try and hide its size but its pretty obvious its there.  If she ever breaks out u know the smudges come out, but this girl will still go out everrynight every weekend regardless…have some pride in yourself woman!! anyways nik I think this girl has what it takes to be one of your dirty celebrities, definitely is a sl*t…what do you think? oh by the by her names Danielle Mitch, I call her Mitch.

Something is wrong with her face. It screams ENGLAND!- nik



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What Do You Think About This English Blogger

March 29, 2011 London, Manchester, The Dirty 19 5,501 Views

I have found your perfect 10

I have found your perfect 10

I have found your perfect 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have found your girl. She’s some fashion blogger from England. This is seriously the hottest chick I have ever seen. Everything about her is perfect to me. If you pass on this then there’s no hope.

I wouldn’t mind blogging with her sometime. We could talk about life and swimsuit fashion. What is her Alexa rank?- nik



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Photoshop Princess

March 24, 2011 Manchester 0 8,707 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Aye Nik this is mya.  Shes a photoshop princess.  u can clearly see form the above pics the amount to which she alters herself.  reasan being to increase her price in conning guys out of there money.  didnt knw you had to pay for that night you spent with her did ya…well u do.

She really knows how to chizzle her jawline via photoshop. I dunno if that’s a skill you should be proud of though.- nik



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Creep Mug

March 8, 2011 Dirty Craigslist, Manchester 0 5,731 Views

creepmug

creepmug

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Neal, cheater cheater. Awesome your in an open relationship with your gf after years of dating her. Why dont you be a real man and just tell her that your cheating on her. She ignores your dumb whore a** and contiues to be with you. You stupid f*ck why dont you be an adult and quit using her. Your disgusting and nobody wants your stupid d*ck. You creep on every girl everyone hates you.

I can see him trying to creep on all the homies girls.- nik



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I Think She Does England Justice

March 2, 2011 Manchester, The Dirty 28 7,325 Views

English Girls can be beautiful

English Girls can be beautiful

English Girls can be beautiful

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Grace, who is just completely jaw dropping. I think she does England justice. Do you agree?

I think I want her to be friends with my wife. Where in England does she live?- nik



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Frog Has Lost His Mind

March 1, 2011 Frog, Manchester, The Dirty 35 8,631 Views

Frog has lost his shit

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just read an article on line about Frog turning some small Bulgarian town into a British vacation hotspot? And get this, he’s naming the village after HIMSELF. How deluded can one person be? As a girl I find this “man” to be completely repulsive.

Frog actually reached out to see if I would invest. I told him to go WANK himself.- nik



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