She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Frog Thinks Sir Serpe Is A Real Knight
Posted in Frog, London, Manchester, The Dirty | November 17th, 2009
**Click on email to see Frog in his full glory… see what types of idiots I deal with.**
I am glad to hear from you Frog. Hope your orange pectorals are doing well.- nik
Frog’s New Business?
Posted in Frog, Manchester, Manhattan | September 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Frog is expanding his “brand” to the noodle community. If being a playbaby doesnt work out, he can always fall back on selling lunch specials at a competitive prices.
I actually heard he is trying to open a night club in Manchester called No. 1.- nik
Tijuana Frog
Posted in Frog, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Manchester | August 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I think this guy on the bottom is a low budget Tijuana cousin of FROG. I bet he will be selling all of the shirts that don’t sell (ALL OF THEM) at discounted prices south of the border.
That guy is Douche-a-lious. He does have mexican frog face.- nik
Gaga’s GREG!!!!
Posted in Hollywood, Manchester, The Dirty | August 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Does mister gaga have a greg or what???
I think he is packing a solid 3 incher.- nik
Frog Is Making Moves
Posted in Frog, Manchester, The Dirty | July 28th, 2009
EMAIL: Mr. Richie,
My name is *** ********* and I am a hedge funder manager in Manhattan. My firm is called ******** and we have recently been approached by an interesting investment opportunity from a gentleman in Manchester named Scott Alexander. When my research team was doing its due diligence they came across several pictures of Scott posed on your website thedirty.com. I was wondering if you could spend a few minutes with me on the phone so I could ask you a couple questions about what you know about Scott Alexander and how you came to posses these pictures. Your time will be appreciated.
I just got off the phone with this guy and he wants to invest $40 million dollars into Frog’s new clothing line called “No. 1″. I am not making this up… the signature line is mens T-shirts that are V-necks down to the belly button. I told him to go for it.- nik
Stick On Boobz?
Posted in Manchester | July 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WTF, where is his thumb going? Photoshop or massive saggers?
They are British, what do you expect? They are known for horrible horse chompers, and saggers that sweep the ground.- nik
White Trash Wedding Of The Century
Posted in Boston, London, Manchester, Manhattan | July 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Check out the belly-ring … it matches her earrings! So sophisticated. In the end, making Missy’s wedding dreams come true cost her father – who lives in a trailer and surfaces driveways for a living – a whopping $200,000! But as his princess, who hasn’t been in a classroom since she was nine and wants to be a glamour model (good luck), posed for photographs, her father Simon, 35, declared it was worth every penny. ‘I’m very proud of her today,’ he said.
Missy was just happy to be the undisputed centre of attention. Her dress, studded with Swarovski crystals, and with a 10 ft. wide train, was so heavy that it took ten guests to help her struggle out of the Rolls-Royce Phantom that brought her to the church. Missy with groom Thomas Moghon, 17, her mother Theresa (who, it seems, forgot to wear a top …) and father Simon.
‘It was huge. I wanted to outdo everyone else’s wedding dress,’ she said. ‘It was extremely heavy and just standing in the church was really difficult. But despite all that, I felt just like Cinderella.’
The bill was around five times the cost of the average wedding. Missy said: ‘It cost a fortune, but I’ve always wanted a big wedding and my dad has been saving for ages to pay for it.’
Missy met Thomas at Alton Towers Theme park when she was 13. They continued to date despite her traveller family leaving their trailer park in Stoke-on-Trent every summer to tour the UK while Thomas lived with his parents in Wolverhampton.
Missy said: ‘I just knew he was The One from the beginning. He’s perfect.’
Her mother Theresa, 33, who married Missy’s father at 16, said: ‘I was surprised they wanted to get married so young in this day and age. But we could see they were madly in love.’
The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary’s Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire. The bride carried a chrystal bouquet that cost $100000! No fresh flowers for her.
After the ceremony, guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up. It was a classy affair.
Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a £700 hotpants and bra outfit, said: ‘This isn’t unusual – it’s just what we do at weddings. It’s all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the bride’s daddy.’
Missy and Thomas honeymooned in Turkey before moving into their own $36,000 trailer – a wedding gift from her parents.
This was way too long for me to read… go for it.- nik
Harry Potter’s Emma Watson Real Nude
Posted in Hollywood, Manchester, The Dirty | July 16th, 2009
So I got this image of Emma Watson of the famed Harry Potter films from a disgruntled boyfriend. I have had four photoshop experts review the image and all of them have said the same thing: REAL DEAL.
Emma, not for nothing… you have great (fresh) #2 pencil eraser heads.
Lily Allen Looks Like A Cheap Hooker
Posted in London, Manchester | July 7th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it just me or has Lily allen morphed from a Mockney rebellious little rich girl to a complete hooker that is even dumb enough to send topless pictures of herself to the Kaiser Chiefs lead singer on accident?
Looks like a Rihanna rip-off to me.- nik
Caption of the Day
Posted in Las Vegas, Manchester, The Dirty | June 30th, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Rub It Ron? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
