The Dirty

Posted in Manchester | July 26th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these pictures are no joke.  This girl actually looks like this and is seriously pursueing a modeling career…yikes.  I gotta give it to her, her face is captivating though.

Captivating indeed, her hair takes her to the next level of captivating’ness.- nik

Posted in Manchester, The Dirty | July 15th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen the British version of The Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore? It is filmed in New Castle upon Tyne and is a complete rip off of the Jersey Shore, exact same personas and story lines but even uglier trolls believe it or not. I thought the Jersey Shore introduced me to the worlds classiest ladies and gentlemen but these “lads” and “lasses” take the cake. On the first night two girls are wasted throwing up, passed out before 9pm while the rest of the cast continue to party. The worst is this girl here in the hot tub, she took her top off and let people she had known only for a few hours pour drinks on her boobs and drink from her boobs, then spooned one of them which lead to a blowj*b and to top it off she HAS A BOYFRIEND!!! Anyway thought I would let you and the Dirty Army check out some serious British TRASH, look at these girls! And of course I must ask…stranded on an island with these females would you let any of them touch you with a ten foot pole?

The ratings must be down if 495 productions constantly send me these posts to publish.- nik

Posted in London, Manchester, The Dirty | July 2nd, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik:  I was traveling throughout the UK and these pastry shops are everywhere. After I stopped laughing about it, I explained it to my wife and thought I had to submit a pic… That’s one place I didn’t want to go for breakfast!

You would think that they would sell hot dogs or sausages at Greggs.- nik

Posted in Manchester, The Dirty | June 16th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik girls just look better across the pond.  The is Jennifer and she is without a doubt the best looking girl I know.  I dunno how anybody cud resist, but ur a stickler so I gotta know.

I can resist her. She is not bad for a Brit, but average looking for the States.- nik

Posted in Manchester | June 15th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Emily Setten.  This girl thiks shes better then everybody cause shes a model.  u dont look like a model to me, you look like a fella ta me.  This girl slept with my boyfriend and keeps bragging about it sayin how much better she is then me and laughs that she stole my boyfriend.  Newsflash, my boyfriend was a douche! he slept with a lot of sl*ts like u! which is why i dont talk to him anymor/.  Enjoy my leftovers and please do not talk to me again.

Her hairline really bothers me. Shave those comb forward hairs already.- nik

Posted in Manchester | June 15th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I heard your good at calling out lady boys so I got one for ya…this is Jacob B, the que*rest guy I know.  I can count on my hands the number of times hes tried to hit on me and thats stiill way too much.  I am no fairy, i dont appreciate whn q*ers blatently try and hit on me know ing im not gay….ur not gunna take advanateg of me in my drunken state.  Grabbing me below the belt is not alright.  Jacob is aggresive and i cant stand it when he tries to turn straight guys gay when they’re drunk, no man should wake yp to find out theyve been violated by some fairy…thoughts nik

I think you have some rage issues you needa work out.- nik

Posted in Manchester | June 14th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik when I go to the bar I expect ot  get a drink, I dont wanna watch this guy, Richard, try and pick up girls.  This lad spends more time talking to the bartend then the girls do, guaranteed.  He constantly checks himself out and just does a bunch of what u call ‘forgy’ stuff.  What do you think of this heart throbe nik, do you think his dreams of taking home a girl will ever come true? PS: he’s not actually a bartender, just the creepster standing at the bar by himself.

I think Gayden has that shirt in blue.- nik

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Leeds, Liverpool, Manchester, Preston, Sheffield, The Dirty | June 10th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan here from Preston across the pond.  Do I got something good for you… Ryan Giggs who is a LEGEND for being one of the best futbolers in Manchester United history.  Recently allegations came out about how he had an 8 year affair with his Brothers wife Natasha, but in all fairness he did start sleeping with Natasha before she was married to his wife… Anyway that affair ended on April 9th and now all these new allegations are coming out about him also having an affair with Big Brother start Imogen Thomas for around 6 months. Ya, crazy story right Nik?  Do you think we should forgive him because of the amazing futbol career he has had for us?  I mean he is such a legend even his wife has not broke up with him.

I already forgive him. He is Ryan Giggs, he can do whatever he wants. Any father would be proud to let his Greg penetrate their daughter.- nik

Posted in Manchester, The Dirty | June 9th, 2011

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Michelle Keegan, she’s a British actress. I’m a girl and I think she is gorgeous! Killer body. Would you?  And please be honest with us.  We love your american honesty Nik.

Answer: No, we have our own American actress who look just like her named Jwoww. Honestly the implant issues Michelle Keegan has concern me. Curious, is her father Kevin? If it is I might be willing to give her my bastard (which will be spinned to create a boy).

Posted in London, Manchester, The Dirty | June 7th, 2011