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Rub It Ron? Please be funny and not racist.
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Here is an up and coming Frog ‘Number 2.’ I kinda get the feeling he’s not straight….wonder why? Think he can join Frog’s “A Team?”
That guy is awesome… he is like the “for the Gays” poster child. He has creeper looks that could kill.- nik
**I am thinking he could be a strong DIRTY Celeb candidate… DA send more pics please.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the crazy girl with the 56 stars on her face finally admitted that she requested the tattoo and fabricated lie after lie to cover it up:
Kimberley Vlaminck, the girl who claimed her face was tattooed with 56 stars while she slept, has admitted she made up the story. Ms Vlaminck, 18, had initially insisted she went into the tattoo parlour requesting three stars, but dozed off during the procedure and awoke in horror to find a veritable galaxy on her face. She then vowed to sue the tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for $20,000 for failing to understand her instructions.
“It is terrible for me,” she said last week… I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.” But under a wave of cynicism from the public Ms Vlaminck has finally admitted she wanted all the stars and was “fully aware” of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing… “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them,” she said. “But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist mad made a mistake.”
Mr Toumaniantz had previously agreed to help pay for the tattoo removal saying: “Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client.” But according to the UK’s Daily Telegraph this offer has now been withdrawn, although Mr Toumaniantz concedes he will now get written consent from his clients.
Euros are all crazy… a bunch of Mike Tyson’s walking around.- nik
**Guess the real reason Ronaldo came out to the states is finally starting to leak. Guess who he shagged last night? AGAIN!
They left Villa last night together and there is a VERY HIGH probability you will see them leaving MyHouse tonight.
Looks like TheDirty.com’s breaking story is helping her thriving career. Cristiano Ronaldo is still talking to Niki Ghazian… they text each other quite often. He misses her. A true Love Story! Barf.
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THE DIRTY ARMY: (The Sun) - A DRUNKEN Cambridge University student staggers home after a wild party – dubbed Suicide Sunday – ended with revellers collapsing and throwing up. Passers-by were shocked and disgusted after a notorious end-of-exams party lived up to its reputation with students binge drinking.
The party saw bikini-clad students struggling to stand up and vomiting at midday on a Sunday afternoon. The party was organised by the Wyverns – an all-male Magdalene College drinking society.
The highlight of the day was the jelly wrestling contest – with hundreds gathering to watch bikini-clad female students battle it out for a £250 prize. The party-goers shouted and cheered as the girls hurled jelly at each other in an inflatable paddling pool. One student said: “It was a very hot day and some students drank far too much.”
“The event involves lots of drinking games and you soon lose track of how much you’ve drunk. ”A lot of people could hardly walk by the end of it.” Between the parties students faced grueling initiations. These included drinking alcohol free drinks through a fish smeared in marmite and licking cream off a half-dressed stranger.
Looks like I should move to the UK.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Frog made it on to AOL’s “BAD TANS” article.. the description is hilarious!!!
That is not a tan… that is his natural color. Orange Frog.- nik

So the family takes trips to the local pubs to show everyone why they are so much better than the world.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for some men, the idea of wearing a flower as an accessory would have them running for the hills. But not for Cristiano Ronaldo. The footballer happily wore a pair of very tight white shorts, white trainers, a string of pearls, a blue polo shirt and sunglasses. The Manchester United star chatted with a male and a female companion against the backdrop of a stone wall. His balding companion was seen reaching out to adjust the button on Ronaldo’s shirt, and later laying his hand against the footballer’s rippling stomach. Pink bloom behind his ear while relaxing in the Italian sunshine. It was perhaps intended to complement his pink baseball cap, which he wore backwards on his head. The trio then rode off in a golf cart, with Ronaldo taking the wheel, the mystery brunette by his side and his male friend perched on the back. It is not the first time Ronaldo has made a bizarre wardrobe choice. He has previously been seen in white skinny jeans, Freedy Mercury-style yellow leather jackets and low V-neck tops. He appears to have shrugged off the disappointment while soaking up the sunshine in Sardinia. Earlier, wearing his favorite sunbathing outfit – a silver crucifix and white swimming shorts – he lay down on a sunbed before diving into the ocean to cool off.
Doesn’t even matter… he is the God of Europe. Everyone is very open minded out there. Every male Man U fan would love to touch his Greg for 10 seconds. They have wet dreams about it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: FROG is relentless in his quest of becoming the biggest Doucehtard the internet has ever seen. He is now gaining fame at an uncontrolable pace.
Frog needs to move to the States and do a Reality Show. It would be major since he looks like Spencer Pratt’s real father.- nik