Shafia Sisters Murdered By Their Father For Sexy Pictures


Shafia Sisters murdered by their father for sexy pics

Shafia Sisters murdered by their father for sexy pics

Shafia Sisters murdered by their father for sexy pics

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik,  sisters, Zainab, 19, Sahar, 17, and 13-year-old Geeti Shafia, were discovered with their polygamist father’s first wife, Rona Amir Mohammad, 50, in the car in the Rideau Canal in June 2009.  The girls’ parents, Mohammad Shafia, 58, and Tooba Mohammad Yahya, 41, and their son Hamed Mohammad Shafia, 20, are charged with first-degree murder in the deaths.  This is one of the craziest things I have ever heard and feel for these 3 girls, they did not deserve to die because they wanted to feel like women.  Click here to read full story.

 I don’t get it.- nik

Something Constructive For Little Girls


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Check out this link. I thought I’d give you a heads up on extracurricular activities for your upcoming bundle of joy! Pole dancing lessons for children! Thats right! For a mere £5 an hour you can get pole dancing lessons for your little one in a class called “little spinners”!  What is this world coming to?

It looks like the UK is ahead of America when it comes to serious youth exercise.- nik

Click here to read full article.

You Are Right Once Again Nik, Anyone Can Be A World Famous DJ


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Ruth Flowers (born 29 March 1940) aka “Mamy Rock”, is a 71 year old British DJ in Bristol, and she’s good at what she does, check out this video, you were right anyone can do this.

If I were a DJ, my DJ name would be DJ iPod.- nik

Phillipino Barbie In Manchester


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik… just open mutual friend of mine her name Barbie Cromack, she lives in London…and Oh My Gosh I saw her FB page and I cant believe how all of her friends worship her?  Look at that face and she claimed she is fashion icon just bcos she had many designer bags and she posted so many pics. I read everybody says oh you so beautiful, you so sexy and you so like barbie.  Seriously Nik what you think ?  Just bcos she had +2 it doesn’t make her gorgeous isn’t?

I like how they spell “because” in London.- nik

Stafftastic In The UK


THE DIRTY ARMY: By staff I mean infectious.  Amy Stafford is a dirty infected evil evil woman.  she outright uses you and takes whatever she can from her little fling relationships, shes what you call a gold digger, a money grubber.  She refuses to see you in the morning and refuses to have sex with the lights on.  She knows exactly what shes hiding, and now I do too.  be warned gents.

Two things: 1) Which one is she and 2) Can someone get me tickets to Chelsea vs. Man U?- nik

Dirtiest I Know


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik love the site. thought i would share the dirtiest girl I know with you.  names Davina and she is a hore.  I see this girl often, as in more than once a week.  not once have her i seen her with the same lad.  gingers seem to be her man of choice, follwed by very hairy men…odd taste I’d say.  Shes hooked up with 4 guys I know, 2 of which were in the same weekend.  All of them have had haunting stories afterwards. thought you’d get a chuckle off ‘er, enjoy. V

Doesn’t matter where they’re from noodles all look the same. This ones a little more budget looking then the average.- nik

Valerie Has Amazing +2′s


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this Valerie Cormier shes been on the site before. She isn’t that bad of a person and she doesn’t take her boobs for granted. So Nik, I have to ask. Would you?  And if you don’t then you are gay.

Answer: No, I have seen the direction those nipples point and they are not the same. Totally ruins the mental focus in the sack.

The New Hot T-Shirt


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I saw the post you have up on Richard Hale and couldt stop laughing.  This guys the biggest puff ever.  He takes photos in all of his outfits and posts em online just like a girl.  His outfits are always on the fem side and hes always talkin about catchin a breeze down below, referring to free ballin it ofcourse, I think its just an excuse to talk about his genitals infront of guys.  What do you think?

I heard this will be the new look in 2012. America be ready.- nik

Caught In Headlights


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these pictures are no joke.  This girl actually looks like this and is seriously pursueing a modeling career…yikes.  I gotta give it to her, her face is captivating though.

Captivating indeed, her hair takes her to the next level of captivating’ness.- nik

Check Out This British Trash


Trolls worse than Snooki?!

Trolls worse than Snooki?!

Trolls worse than Snooki?!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen the British version of The Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore? It is filmed in New Castle upon Tyne and is a complete rip off of the Jersey Shore, exact same personas and story lines but even uglier trolls believe it or not. I thought the Jersey Shore introduced me to the worlds classiest ladies and gentlemen but these “lads” and “lasses” take the cake. On the first night two girls are wasted throwing up, passed out before 9pm while the rest of the cast continue to party. The worst is this girl here in the hot tub, she took her top off and let people she had known only for a few hours pour drinks on her boobs and drink from her boobs, then spooned one of them which lead to a blowj*b and to top it off she HAS A BOYFRIEND!!! Anyway thought I would let you and the Dirty Army check out some serious British TRASH, look at these girls! And of course I must ask…stranded on an island with these females would you let any of them touch you with a ten foot pole?

The ratings must be down if 495 productions constantly send me these posts to publish.- nik