Dirty Person All Around

October 18, 2013 Halifax, Manchester 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: An eye for an eye… Dirt on dirt…

Where’d her chin go?



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Is She Worth It

October 17, 2013 London, Manchester, Would You? 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Look, I’ve been with my girl for 6 years, she wants to marry me and all that stuff, she’s great and all, but she’s a little dull sometimes. She wants to be a vet, likes chick flicks and listens to One Direction… I’d be more willing to get more serious but there’s a girl I CANNOT get out of my head, her name is Holly Brunt, I’ve never talked to her properly before but I see her all the time and she sounds like the fucking bomb. She’s a musician, artist, model… Look man, is this girl worth risking my 6 year relationship? And… Would you?

Answer: No, anyone who cuts their own bangs is a head case.



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Nik Would You

September 12, 2013 Manchester, Would You? 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Hannah. I think she is naturally pretty without trying too hard. What do you think?

Answer: No, her eyebrows almost touch her eyelids.



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Manchester Sexy Girls

August 14, 2013 Manchester 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIk, I am Claudia, Hot and sexy girl from manchester, i will provide you incall and outcall escort service very cheap price.

No.- nik



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How Many More Procedures Does Helen Flanagan Need

August 9, 2013 Manchester, The Dirty 52

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I just wanted to submit British soap opera star Helen Flanagan and ask you your opinion. She recently had a nose job and looks practically perfect. Do you think she should get any other work done?

I don’t like her nose job, the doctor raised the tip of her nose too high which brings attention to her chipmunk mouth. Also, she needs a breast lift STAT!- nik



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No Edit

August 2, 2013 Finland, Manchester 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found this drug using asian chick on instagram. Jus wanted to say about her #nomakeup #noedit is just bs. 3rf picture is not edited but 1st and 2nd looks the same with the wierd dolly glow. FRAUD! xD

No edit eh….why’s your chin invisible?- nik



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Who Is She

July 15, 2013 London, Manchester, Would You? 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, i was on tumblr a few days ago and i saw this girl and i can’t stop thinking about her! she is just so beyond pretty, im a girl, and if i could look like anyone it would be her. i was just wondering if anyone could tell me in the comments who this girl is. and im interested in knowing what you think of her as well.

She’s photoshop, which only lives in your dreams.  You can see some major effort fixing the box shaped gap.- nik



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Twitter Pervert

June 14, 2013 Austin, Lubbock, Manchester 452


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Meet Brandon R Wilson. The biggest creep on Social Media. He goes by BRW***. He spends countless hours trying to befriend pornstars and asking them to follow him. If they do he spends countless hours asking for their panties, for free and for them to give him bjs. He gets mad when they ask him to pay for signed Playboy magazines that he requests they acquire and mail to him. When he is blocked he will go after their friends, family and coworkers asking them to tell them that he loves them and begging for them to talk to her for him. He thinks he is really hot stuff, but if his advance are denied he calls people things like ‘yeast infected c-nts’. He will also ask them to purchase him things off his amazon wishlist, as he makes it known he does not want to work. Did I mention he is a virgin and asks every girl to be his first? This guys will not stop harassing and threatening, even when the police get involved. Those pics of him are only a small example of what he sends out to them on a regular basis! You have to check out this guys twitter account as I cant do the awfulness of it justice.

Guys like him don’t get any freebies.- nik



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