Manchester | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

GiGi Petite Is Amazing

February 23, 2013 Manchester, The Dirty 79



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is GiGi.  She goes by GiGi Petite and she as you can tell is a stripper.  She loves any attention she can get from twitter and non stop posts pictures of her booty.  Now, we have to give it to this girl, she is 4’11 and has one of the nicest, juiciest butts I have ever seen.  As you can see, her face is not all that great, that is why she never really posts pictures of it, unless they have been fully photoshopped.  I think we might have a possible Dirty Celebrity as you call them here across the pond.  Want more info?

Poor butterfly always smelling her farts.- nik

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The Natural Is D.A. Strong

February 12, 2013 Liverpool, London, Manchester, The Dirty 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, besides following you on Twitter, I also started following the Natural Wonder.  Well earlier today, she actually tweeted you Happy Birthday, I took a screen grab so you can see.  I just got back on her timeline and the Tweet was deleted, what the hell?  Did she not want you to know she is DA Strong?

Her boyfriend probably tripped out. It happens. Thanks for the birthday love Hattie.- nik

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Get A Job Mel

February 11, 2013 Dublin, Manchester 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this stupid bitch has been using people and ruining relationships for years and it’s about time she was put on blast, and I think you’re just the guy to help me do it. Her name is Mel, if you’re ever unfortunate enough to meet her she’s most easily recognized by her 40 year old soccer mom haircut or her 15 or so horrible tattoos. She’s covered in pictures of animals and stars it honestly looks like a twelve year old got to her with a pack of markers. Nothing demands respect like a frog on your thigh right? You’ll probably find her at a Wal-Mart or subway, but never on her own, there will always be someone else with her paying for her shit. She’s a dirty, useless parasite that will bitch and nag and make you feel obligated to buy her things because she’s too pathetic to support herself. Every job she gets (like 5 a year) she either quits cause she’s too lazy to drag her useless saggy ass out of bed before 10am, or gets fired. I think she’s litteraly earned less than 10 paycheques in 3 years, no joke. She’s never payed her own bills and has no concept of earning anything she has. Time for a wakeup call, hunny, 26 year olds should at least be able to pay their own phone bill! Not only does she take advantage of people financially but she has no problem with destroying relationships as well. She claims she’s been stomped on by so many men but don’t be fooled, those legs will spread at the slightest show of attention, wether she has a boyfriend or not. Everyone knows she’s cheated on every guys she’s been with including the dope she’s seeing now. Mel caught him bringing a bottle of wine to another girl’s place to ‘stay over and talk’ and took him back that night, telling all her friends that saw what was clearly going on to fck off in the process. These two are pefect for each other, Nik. But it’s time this dumb bitch got a reality check. Get a job, Mel. Then maybe you can get some of those disgusting tattoos removed!

What’s she showing off? cause it sure as hell isn’t her sun burn.- nik

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Amy Anderssen Must Have Deep Mental Issues

February 4, 2013 Manchester 9


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is pornstar Amy Anderssen.  The chick is straight up crazy and you can tell she has no confidence or any self esteem.  Her oversized +2′s are very disgusting and she has had so many butt injections that her backside is getting way too big for her body.  When a woman does something like this to her body, what kinda of issues do they have?  Because as a woman, I could never do that to myself.

Her body makes no sense to me. I don’t see how men can be turned on by it.- nik

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The Oh So Natural

February 2, 2013 Manchester, The Dirty 62

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love The Natural and her amazing rack.  But it seems like her boobs are starting to sag, I wanted to get your opinion on that and if you don’t find them saggy now, do you think they will be bad in 10-12 years?  Click here to see hearts. 

Gravity is a females worst enemy. The Natural only has about two more seasons left with that chest.- nik

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Michael Phelps Loves The Natural

February 1, 2013 Manchester, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Harriet just posted a picture on Twitter to let everyone know that THE Michael Phelps followed her! Now this guy has almost 1.5 mil followers and only follows over 300 of them so I wonder what he could want with the lovely Harriet aka The Natural!

Michael Phelps obviously wants to rub it out to The Natural’s twit pics… duh.- nik

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The Natural’s Boyfriend

January 25, 2013 Manchester, The Dirty 53


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, started following The Natural on Twitter and she is playing the blogger and fielding questions…fyi she isn’t the brightest bulb in the box. Anyway check out her background pic on her account, she confirmed that this is her boyfriend. Can we get some intel on this guy and find out what kind of bloke pulls The Natural?

Looks like he has a natural erection (no homo).- nik

**I just got this new Greg spray I’m trying tonight… I’ll let you know if it works.**

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The Natural Loves The Dirty

January 24, 2013 Manchester, The Dirty 79

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m one of the lovely Harriet’s 3000 followers on Twitter! I do not understand this girl Nik! She complains about ‘pervs’ then she’s constantly encouraging people to ask her questions on  She claims to hate attention yet in the past few days she’s posted these pics online! The girl is delusional to say the least! She’s just gotta take her DC fame and run with it! With a good support bra obviously. How can she claim these twit pics aren’t sexual mate?

The Natural is back on the grid - - nik

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