THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after seeing her posted on her a month ago I did a little googling, unfortunately I found no dirt on the girl but she is pretty darn incredible. Although judging by her new twitter pictures she has lost alot of weight but still.. Wow. She has also apparently quit modeling which I find weird that girls that don’t look anywhere near as good as her think they are “top models”.  Check it out and tell me that body is not perfect Mr. Richie.

Who cares about Victoria Moore, she is a quitter. Dear DIRTY ARMY UK, please mark your calendars for May 1-6 because I will be visiting your country like a Gentleman. Email [email protected] the cool spots and if you want to hang out (No FROG I will not hang out with you). I plan to be in London for the first few days and then off to Manchester to watch Man U vs. Chelsea.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I may seem like a coward for doing this but I don’t know how else to deal with it and I want to help other men and woman going through the same thing. Hopefully this will prevent it from ever happening again. Meet the asshole known as Nathan Zahn. For the past decade he has been sleeping with men and woman while knowingly having herpedrds and passing it along to these people. The sad part is that herpes sometimes doesn’t show up for 6 months to a year so by the time people catch it they don’t know where it came from and more than likely pasted it to another partner. As I’ve now found out it is illegal to keep such information from someone you are sleeping with, I will be taking legal action against him and now he will be forced to pay for the medication I now have to take to stop outburst. I suggest that any of you that have slept with this man and now have herpes to also take action. This is wrong on so many levels and this guy needs to be seen for who he really is. He is a selfish liar that puts other people’s lives at risk for his own pleasure. It is truly sickening. I hope this information will help the rest of you going through it and maybe even stop some of you from making a life altering decision.

Nice comb forward oldie.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Essex bird that never wears enough clothes. Simple, Nik would you?

If I saw this in progress I woulda been rolling on the floor.- nik