THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, like 95% of gay men, I have always been in love with Frog.  The man is just sexy and has the most incredible body known to ever exist on a man.  I was online showing my friend how hot he was and came across these new picture and he totally ruined himself with a sleeve tattoo.  Nik, how am I supposed to rub it out to a man who looks like Riverside trash as you would call it.  Why the hell did Frog go ruin himself?

Frog will always be No. 2 to me.- nik

Also See: FROG

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so you wanted a DC from the UK and you obviously got one.  Here are some more innocent and classy pictures posted online by Harriet Edwards.  I have been DA for the past 4 years and I know a DC when I see one.  Have you started thinking of any names?  Because I think I have the perfect one… Natural Wonder.  What do you think?

Is that a George Foreman grill?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Harriet Edwards is made to be out as some angel when we all know she’s absolute filth, which we love right?!  And yes, those +2′s are so perfect… I would definitely love to tap that you know.  Click here to see some hearts.

Those aren’t +2′s. Those are real, I can tell by her heavy arms. We need a DC name for this Britt… I can’t believe God blessed her with a big rack and ITG.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever submitted that last post about Harriet is delusional.  Nothing about the girl is “nice and wholesome”.  She posts pictures on social networks of her friends smoking weed and countless pictures of herself in the mirror and pictures of her almost naked.  Now, yes I do love her big breast, but think about it.  In a few years, those things are going to be very saggy and nasty.  With that being said, I do think she is a perfect contender for a UK DC like you want.

Those are real.- nik

ALSO SEE: Nice And Wholesome Harriet Edwards

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, over in the US you guys have the worst type of girls alive.  They are all greedy and willing to do anything for money.  Its very obvious how hard it is to meet a real girl out there.  Over here across the pond we have them by the dozen.  Here is Harriet Edwards from Chelsea.  The girl is beyond beautiful and has real boobs.  I’m sure you guys never see real ones this big.  She is wholesome, has a boyfriend and one of the nicest people you will ever meet.  Wanted to see what you think about her and are you guys jealous of her?

Harriet Edwards is definitely from England… look at that face. The apples in the first image look fake to me. I want to know more. We need a UKDC from Chelsea and I wouldn’t mind a “natural” girl for once.- nik