THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alice Go** is a brunette from great Britain, minus the saggy rack I think most people would, would nik?
Answer: no. Her jawline is heavily photoshopped and she is stretching out her gut.
Manchester
More On Your UK Crush
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s some more intel on your UK brunette. Her name is Louise Cl*ff. She’s from Manchester, but moved to Miami because she got signed to Elite Model Agency this year. I think the dirty army will agree that she is the hottest chick to ever be on your site.
I think she is the only brunette I can actually see myself inside. Ugh, that was tough for me to say.- nik
Also See:
Would You Really Nik?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet real life Rhian who you have a crush on from the UK.. photo shop fails once again..
I hate everyone… why can’t I find one normal looking chick? DIRTY ARMY, I have feelings too.- nik
Dirty Army Soldier Trying To Cheer Up Nik Richie
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’ve been down lately about the DA ruining all the “maybes” and not being able to find a solid yes brunette. I figured I’d cheer you up with some fairly new pictures of Rhian since we already know You Would. Lucky for you, I’m a chick with standards for girls just as high as you and I’ve had a girl crush on Rhian Sugden for years. So I’m working on finding you a brunette, but in the mean time maybe you should add a UK section to the dirty because of all this recent interest of yours in English slags. Keep your head up- you will find your dream girl, but I have a feeling she will be blonde.
I needed this today, thank you for your concern. I have a Manchester and London section already. UK lets go!- nik
Also See: Nik I Heard About Your Crush On Rhian Sugden
[IMAGE: ZooToday]
This Has To Be The One
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t even know what to say, I saw that hot UK chick up and went to look at some more of her pictures and GOD DAMN…i said god damn. This chick is incredible I thinks she is the one, i didn’t even know what pictures to send you, I sent in like 20…I’m going nuts right now nik, My hearts racing just writing about her…you should put all her pics up and have one page dedicated to her…think about it..anyways dirty army strong nik, hope she is the one. Please find out more dirt on her, I’m sure those guys who use the dirty as spank bank material would also appreciate it..enjoy.
Pictures do not help me… I need contact information.- nik
Also See: Another UK Brunette For You
UK Wizardry
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your an idiot, how could you wanna be inside of this Elle chick…but I forgive you, I think I have figured this new hot international chick phenom thats taking over the dirty and clouding your judgement of a hot chick. As you can see her face is seriously warped, nose is a disaster, long fingers, weird arms, etc, etc….I think you get the idea…anyways I am convinced that these UK guys have figured out some new form of technology, a new photoshop, a new form of wizardry. You haven’t said yes to a good old “hot” American in about a year, there have been close to 4 ‘international’ maybes or yes’s in the last few months. The United States has the hottest chicks on the planet period…Your making our chicks look bad Nik, get your mind straight.
England is a SCAM. It is one thing to lie using Photoshop, but it is another to brainwash souls. I apologize to the American people, I am not perfect. Trust me, I still believe my Holy Grail (American Brunette) is out there waiting to be found.- nik
Also See: Would You, International Version
Another UK Brunette For You
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik. I think I have definitely found a brunette up to your standards. And she is from the U.K. which means she has a hot accent (plus .5 point?) If you say no to this girl, I’m not sure if you should be considered a man anymore.
Answer: Her nose is a little suspect… on the fence. I need more intel on her.
Would You With A Coug
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik My cousin is friends with this chick named Emma Str*. She lives in the United Kingdom and I swear she thinks she’s all that. She’s about 45 years old and she’s trying to get with my 19 year old cousin. She should find someone her own age! She’s also always going to the club to meet younger people so she can fit in and feel good about herself. Nik, would you with this cougar?
45 and still going to raves, she is triple the age of most of the people there…she also forgot to apply her Mac force-field around her eyes.- nik
Frog’s Empire Expands
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was driving through San Diego the other week and I saw this. Looks like not only is Frog’s protein powder sweeping through Europe and taking the world by storm, he is also opening Gyms throughout California. And I thought he was only investing in Canada?! This dude is so into himself he even puts his picture right next to the logo on the sign. Must be tough watching all his success nik! lol.
I’m sure it’s an underground steroid factory.- nik
Cheryl Is Getting Divorced Nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wanted to keep you up to date with my friend Cheryl Cole. Not sure if you know but she has been going through a divorce with Ashley since he can’t keep his d*ck in his pants. Anyway believe me or not, Cheryl and I have a mutual friend she was telling me how when Cheryl found her self on your site she was pissed off but did mention she liked a man who isn’t afraid to be blunt and say whats on your mind. Not sure if your single nik, but I could put in the good word and see if we can set anything up? Let me know here is my email address xoEliz*******@yahoo.co.uk.
If she ever comes to the states she can look me up. After seeing her ghetto tattoos I kind of got over her. Sorry Cheryl.- nik
