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Sergey Starobinets

December 18, 2014 Manhattan, New York 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I work with this steaming HOT……piece of shit! He thinks he’s a ladies man but he is so far from it. He’s actually an uncircumcized, princess of a pretty boy with soft hands. He thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips, when in fact a bag of doritos has a bigger penis. He uses his accent to try and lure you in, but really you can’t understand what the hell he is saying. Who knows if he even knows what he’s talking about half the time because he’s not the brightest color in the crayon box. He shows up to work everyday in his scrubs and pilot sunglasses like he is some male model. I don’t know why, all of us have caught on to his game. He’s a user! He was married for years then cheated on his wife with some of my co workers. He is only interest in sleeping with girls with his, ewwww, uncircumcised creepy little dick. He has no intentions of any kind of relationship with anyone he tries to sweet talk. He is Russian/mean to his women. Plus did I mention he’s a method head!!!!! All I can say ladies is that if you see this pale ass face and clammy soft hands, run, run far far away!

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Rape Porn King Exposed

December 15, 2014 Manhattan 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this animal’s name is Donald Emil Vollenweider better known as Duke Skywalker his porn name. This guy makes videos back out on the east coast where he performs violent fellatio until women throw up and cry. He also does racist porn videos with black women where he pours flour on them like fried chicken batter and makes them eat watermelon. He is a racist creep who deserves to get cancer. Yes, he is a rapist because he always goes further than the girls signed up for and because they already signed a contract he can’t be sued or jailed. He is the worst person you’ve ever had on your site: rapist, racist, mysoginystic, sadistic, and a drunken gambler who stuffs his fat ugly face while people starve in Africa and judges peoples looks while he himself is ugly as hell. Please expose this filthy pig to the entire dirty army! Please put him on the main page or I will start my own website and do it for you. Please ladies and children in you read this and were raped by this piece if trash please I beg you to contact authorities! This guy needs to be in prison in a cell with a big lonely man and a slippery bar of soap ASAP!

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Bulgarian Mail Order Bride

December 15, 2014 Boston, Manhattan, The Dirty 41


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this hot shot lawyer from Boston name Adam Rowe. Crow and Dunn law firm in one of the most prestigious firms in Boston Massachusettes has decided that he wants to do drugs.. Coke.. Ex.. Weed… Just to please this Bulgarian mail order bride.  They get high every weekend on drugs and somehow he convinced this lesbian to be his wife. The funny thing is is this sl*t is as gay as they come but hey she doesn’t care as long as she has access to his big bank account. I want to put these two on blast because they walk around Boston thinking there big sh*t when in reality she is a money hungry sl*t and he is a desperate old man that married a damn lesbian just to stay with her together… Nik, please post this you don’t understand everyone knows these two assholes here she’s opening up a gym in Boston and he is a a hot shot attorney… Thanks.

Adam has that Jon Stewart meets Saul Goodman look to him.- nik

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Freddy Fags Balls Out

December 13, 2014 Freddy Fags, Manhattan, The Dirty 78


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for people that say Freddy Figs is a broke pimp… WRONG. I don’t see any of you spending 1k for basketball tickets… so he is a rich pimp/drug dealer. So haters, keep hating.

I wonder if he met Prince William?- nik

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Lisa-Michelle Kucharz

December 12, 2014 Long Island, Manhattan 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, plz blast this hippo. This cow has been sleeping with my man for awhile now. All his friends on Fb told me. She acts innocent, but everyone knows what’s going on. This dirty whore weighs like 300 lbs, and loves sleeping with men ten years younger, or more than her. She looks like a tranny. Very hideous. I warned this fatso to stay away from my man, but the whore won’t. The whore is obsessed with UFC men, why would they wanna touch something so hideous like that. All this whore does is eat all day, and spread her thunder thigh legs. Yeah, I spied on these two idiots. I know where she lives. I stood outside of her house watching. Luke told me that if I go back with him he will leave her, and never speak to her again. He did when I was there. The cunt kept texting my man to see him, but he ignored the cow. He wants young, hot, skinny, military like me. This cunt is so dumb. My man is using this cunt for money. You should see the nasty rolls this cunt has. 28 Olsen. Ha ha ha. Long Island’s biggest whore. Ladies watch your men from this cum guzzling hippo. Loves sleeping with taken men, makes the cow feel good that he is sleeping with her, and leaving you if you are a hottie like me. The fat, old, whore, wants to train MMA. LMFAO Yeah right. I’m a trained fighter and I did a few live fights, I would knock that cow to the ground hard. One punch. Fat, ugly, whore. The bitch is all over his FB. I want everyone to know the truth about this dirty whore, and I will show everyone FB

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Bryan Alzate

December 10, 2014 Jersey, Manhattan, Miami 25

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Bryan Alzate. He thinks he is hot shit because he used to be a hard core drug addict when he was 14 and now is somewhat successful. he literally was smoking crack when he was 14 DISGUSTING. then he got clean at 17 and now at 24 hes become a total douchebag bag. He has all these folowers on his instagram “SHARON_NEEDLES” and he posts these retarded pictures of Pokémon cards, guns and money. half of his pictures aren’t even his ! Just because he’s friends with a few millionaires he thinks hes so cool, just look how stupid he looks ! Because he’s “in recovery” he doesn’t drink. At all! I saw him at a bar once and he ordered redbull the whole night WHAT A LOSER..

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There Needs To Be RIOTS For Eric Garner

December 5, 2014 Dirty Cops, Manhattan, Staten Island, The Dirty 522

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, NYPD kills a man and we are worried about Ferguson. Eric screams over and over he cannot breathe and all these cops continue to jump him. Notice how they are all white. Please post this, why are you ignoring this issue?

Forward to the end of the video to see what happen, the beginning is just a dead body. I’m not ignoring…I just feel like everyone is looking for an excuse to cause civil unrest in this country because our president sucks.- nik

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Wife Of NY Knick Jason Smith Is A Dream Killer

December 4, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 47


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kristy Simek – Smith, the wife of New York Knick Jason Smith is a Dream Killer. They met while he played for the Philadelphia 76ers and she was a cheerleader for the team. She slept with a couple NBA players before they met and blew Pat Burrell from the Phillies in his car at the Washington Township P.J. Whelihans. I used to be on the 76ers Dance Team with Kristy and she used to say she wanted to marry a pro athlete. It’s ashamed because Jason Smith seems like a good enough guy, but he was dumb enough to fall for her trap. She would have married any pro athlete, he was just the sucker who fell for her scam. Why do these pro athletes fall for this crap? Have you ever met a Pro Basketball Cheerleader who didn’t do it to try to close a player? This girl was banging a bouncer from 32 Degrees Nightclub while she first started dating Jason. When are these guys going to start seeing dream killers for what they are and stop falling into their honey traps?

I’m surprised Jason fell for this DK considering her teeth and nose.- nik

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