Maria Sciorillo Can’t Give Up The Dream


Maria Sciorillo

Maria Sciorillo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, its about time this loser gets put on blast! She is pretty, but is the most deceiving, lying, selfish b*tch I’ve ever met. I heard she even has DRD. She is a washed up pageant girl who’s now too old to do it anymore. She f*cks a new guy every week, she has told me first hand and laughs about it and says “since guys are players why cant we be?” She can’t hold a job to save her life and thinks she is going to be on broadway… she has huge disgusting flabby arms, and her face is fat. All you have to do is buy her dinner and she will sleep with you cause she is broke!! I’m sure all the guys out there she has slept with know this she is a crazy sl*t.  Her fiance left her cause she is a drama queen. GROW UP Maria, try acting your age, you’re gettin up there anyway. Quit sl*tting your fat ass around NYC and get a real job, not a wannabe “actress”.

Terrible choice of underwear Maria Sciorillo.- nik

New York Senate Bill Seeks To End Anonymous Internet Posting


New York Senate bill seeks to end anonymous internet posting

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Quayle, AKA Brock Landers, isn’t the only elected official that wants to silence free speech. Introduced by New York State Sen. Thomas F. O’Mara (R), S6779 would require that ANY anonymous post online is subject to removal if the poster refuses to post — and verify — their legal name, their IP address, and their home address. From the (likely well intentioned) bill: “A web site administrator upon request shall remove any comments posted on his or her web site by an anonymous poster unless such anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post and confirms that his or her IP address, legal name, and home address are accurate. All web site administrators shall have a contact number or e-mail address posted for such removal requests, clearly visible in any sections where comments are posted.” What do you think Nik?

I think Thomas F. O’Mara is an idiot. This will kill the internet and make everyone paranoid of losing their privacy (the little privacy we have left thanks to our government).- nik

Anderson Cooper At It Again


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the site! So I was scrolling through my daily gossip news and I came across Anderson’s show yesterday. Not sure if you have gotten wind of it yet but that dude was shut down! He had the “human barbie” on yesterday and not only did she put him in his place, he got so DUH and angry he kicked her off the show!! He’s such scum to have people on his show only to attack them. Yet people seem to think he’s such a great guy….pppfffttttt!!! The ONLY reason he kicked her off was because she shut him up. Did you see it? I tried looking for the clip she was going back at him on what he was really doing and I can’t find it. But he has ZERO problem having the clip up of him asking her to leave. Dude is ass backwards.

I wish I could see the unedited version. He pulled my show with Sarah Jones off the radar like it never existed.- nik

The Tale Of Two Rats


The Tale Of Two Rats.

The Tale Of Two Rats.

The Tale Of Two Rats.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, once upon a time these two people were trusted and loved , now they have no one to rely on and it is their fault by becoming lying, heartless rats. They will rat on any one to save their own *sses, even their own parents, friends and family members, and on top of that they do many drugs and pills, basically anything to get high, and drink their weight in liquor every week. They love money, and will do anything to get it even steal a quarter of a million dollars from their own family. They sell pills and weed to anyone who is buying, even if they’re underaged they don’t care as long as it is bringing money into their poor excuse of a family, because god forbid they get up of their *sses and go to work. They have two children one of which is a sadistic little brat who has managed to ruin multiple peoples lives for his own sick entertainment, the other child hates his family so much he will do anything to get away from them. When they stole all that money they blamed it all on innocent people, including their own family just to try and keep up what little reputation they had, they would much rather lie about something and blame it on everyone they can instead of telling the truth even if they know they won’t get in sh*t, just because they are compulsive liars. This has been The Tale Of Two Rats; Shanie and Trevor Benoit.

Their families need to cut them off, you can only support your kids for so long.- nik

I’m Still Not Sold On Tim Tebow



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone is still all about Tim Tebow but I’m not sold yet. This guy cannot  be this perfect and such a saint and definitely no virgin.  I truly think behind this perfect image, there is an evil person.  I can totally see him banging strippers, escorts and who ever will keep their mouth shut.  Nik, am I tripping?  Or do you see Tebow having a bad side to him.

No, Tebow is perfect… he is above God.- nik

EDC Was The Worst Idea Ever


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at EDC in NY this weekend and let me tell you.  It was the worst experience of my life, it was nothing but full of dudes.  Check out this picture… doesn’t seem right? All dudes and no chicks?  I thought this was supposed to be like Vegas? Please tell me Memorial Weekend is not going to be like this in LV.

I count 4 girls in New York. Don’t worry Vegas will be rad, hot chicks rather be naked in the desert.- nik

What A Scumbag


Scumbag

Scumbag

Scumbag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jason he is such a douche. He’s a hipster wanna be that jumps from girl to girl. He can usually be found doing something stupid with his lame friends and his manly looking girl friend. He cheated on me when we dated and I’ve come to find out there were a bunch of times. Keep it in your pants you hairy douche. He’s always partying and is always broke thank god we aren’t together anymore. What was I thinking? Watch out girls he’s a total SLOOT!!! You can find him around the city and in the Bronx!

He looks like a white supremacist.- nik

TheDirty.com iPhone Application


app

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just testing the submission button on TheDirty.com iPhone app. Sorry Nik this is only a test, nothing cool.

No worries… I’m excited for the launch in ten days. Sniper will sh*t on Instagram.- nik

Why’s It Always A Teacher


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is it always a teacher whose involved in all these sex scandals. Obama’s secret austrailian girlfriend from back in the day was, you guessed it, A TEACHER!!!  Genevieve Cook an Australian teacher was referred to in Obama’s biography as the woman in New York that he loved.  So, I’m excited to see what dirt is gunna turn up in this tell all book that she’s coming out with.  Think this will be a career ender? or are we as a nation to stupid to care about whats going on and pay attention to anything on the news-with #’s at an all time low. Wake Up Nation!!

Obama and his camp need to stop worrying about the Gays and focus on our First Amendment rights. The court system is so corrupt, they are killing our countries constitution.- nik

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Pool Tricks With Anton



THE DIRTY ARMY: Did I say Anton, Im sorry im sorry, its Antoniooo.  This dumbass Russian thinks it sounds better.  Dudes name in anton syd, more life s*ph, which he has, don’t ask how I know.  he is a male model though so, i guess thats a given.  So I was given the distinct pleasure of hanging out with this numnuts for a day.  I don’t even know where to begin with this guy, he thinks he is god, he gives his “Antonio, I’m a model you idoit” advice about everything, out of blue, he’s just a moron.  So I didn’t remember/pay attention to most of this guys incoherent babble, I did however remember his pool tricks, aka dick tricks.  I Guess its always important to be sporting a mini chub in the fashion industry, before we headed out to the pool he ‘gave me his advice’ and started rubbing on his nuts, he says you’re guaranteed a chick if you walk around with your swimsuit outlining your dick.  I wish I was kidding.  he said it worked everytime (I did not partake).  Shocker when he went back to the hotel empty handed.  Thought you’d enjoy dick tricks with Antonio.  Also, no surprise I found pics of his dick tricks on his facebook (I did not nor would not take a picture of a wang).  YnWnR.

This guy looks like a legend. I want to know more… I haven’t seen greatness like this since The Burrito or Frog.- nik