Miami’s Biggest Bottle Rat

April 20, 2014 Manhattan, Miami, The Dirty 26 51,660 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Miami’s Biggest Bottle Rat/Illegal Immigrant has now moved to New York but without causing harm to some good samaritan trying to help him. Mike Troy didn’t have a place to stay since he bounces from couch to couch and was headed to Salvation Army since no one would take him anymore. One of our good friends took him in, gave him food & money. For 3 months Mike Troy was just too busy playing PS3 all day and spending time at Night Clubs every night rather than figuring out how to better his situation. His image on IG and Twitter is more important than real life. My friend got fed up and asked him to leave.

The same week as my friend is out of town on vacation, his car was left on Bricks with his wheels missing. COINCIDENCE? Security in the building reported that the vehicle tail gated another resident into the building and went straight into his car. Since the incident, Mike Troy is no where to be found in Miami. Rumors has it that he has since moved to New York to scam, steal and couch surf his next victim….  Can someone call INS and report this scum bag? He used his grandmothers Social to go to school. He has been living in the US with out papers. Can someone have INS pay him a visit?

Being a Male Bottle Rat is very trendy these days.  If girls can do it, why not guys?- nik

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Lauren Colaruotolo Loves Curves and Married Men

April 19, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 24 94,910 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA Srong for a while now. But I think you should give upstate NY girls a chance at being Dirty Celebs. This is Lauren lives in Troy right outside of Albany, NY. Not only does she love the pepsi but thinks she is the hottest thing going. Loves her curves and “natural body”, loves sleeping with married men, using them for their money and then cheats on the married man after he divorces his wife. What do you think of this precious gem?

She also loves real breasts.- nik

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Modern Day Hero

April 16, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 110 108,451 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two guys decide to jump this other fellow but then out of left field… some dude with a f*cking samurai sword saves him.  It’s very impressive for someone these days to do such a selfless act.

Only in NYC do white people carry swords… Baby Blue deserved it… shut up.- nik

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Beyoncè Does Have An ITG

April 16, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 119 98,820 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, take back what you said about Beyonce please.  Beyonce has lost a lot and she clearly DOES have an ITG.  This is not photeshopped.  She may be a “Beautiful Liar”, but not when it comes to her ITG.  That thing is strong for how she is built. 

That is not an ITG, her inner thighs have a 1 finger gap. Why is she constantly trying to sell us on this? You photoshopped… apologize and move on.- nik

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Iomeli Definitely Does Drugs

April 12, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 94 93,849 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe someone hasn’t posted this dirty sloot. Names Iomeli, she a cam girl. She posted her nasty pics on Instagram like not only her nudes but also cat sh*t. Don’t believe it? Check it out yourself. What I found interesting on this girl is she bragged about how she never done drugs. Look at that dirty drug addict face. She’s defo lying! I just wanna put her on blast so I know that the fact she’s a drug addict pretend to be a struggling medical student.

Whoever injected that upper lip did a terrible job.- nik

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Manhattan Midget

April 8, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 26 91,379 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik! This is Mamoun Elbashir. Plain and simple, an elitist chipmunk, standing at 5’3, residing in Manhattan and working at American Express.  He is too tied up in his “I’m above everyone” mentality.  This jerk thinks he’s the sh*t. Coworkers can’t stand him!  Says he’s a Yale grad, but really he’s just another pompous FOB! It’s not like he is smart or anything, he was sponsored by some African charity that whisked him to Yale. Poor Americans are struggling and paying off college debts while this FOB got to go to Yale. This damn charity case. He is roaming around NYC thinking he is Trump or some socialite,when in reality he is nothing. He is a single low life. I am 100% sure he is gay also.  He doesn’t blend in with us. He is a thorn in our ass. Working with him is damn near impossible.  The hell you go to Yale when your English isn’t even up to par.  I don’t care what college you went to, it means nothing. If Yale accepts the likes of Mamoun Elbashir, than they are not a prestigious school. Thank God he is short and unattractive because the world wouldn’t be able to handle him had he looked like a man.

He kind of looks like an Indian Arsenio Hall.- nik

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She Could Be Your Brunette

April 7, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 8 96,698 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, like yourself, I’m a very picky dude when it comes to my girls.  I rarely find any brunettes attractive but soon as I saw this beauty, especially those amazing eyes.  I had to bring her to your attention.  Wanted to get your thoughts on her and see if maybe she is one of the rare brunettes you are into.

I’m not happy with the ditch in her chin, but tell me more.- nik

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Freeloading Henson

April 1, 2014 Manhattan 1 9,027 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch out for this chick. Her name is Amber Henson and she will lie, cheat and steal from anyone. She’ll screw any man that can benefit her. If she needs a place to stay she’ll screw you then freeloading off you. She doesn’t even care if the guy has a girlfriend or a family. If she needs something she’ll even come between a man and his child just so she has a place to squat.

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