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Hold The City Like Diddy
Posted in Manhattan, Miami, The Dirty | February 6th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Puff Daddy helping this girl from choking doggy style.
Who said the man doesn’t save lives? Diddy, she looks good on you.- nik
This Is How NBC Celebrates Black History Month
Posted in Los Angeles, Manhattan, The Dirty | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure you probably know about this already but check out how NBC celebrates black history month. What is wrong with them?
Looks like someone is getting FIRED! NBC you better handle this.- nik
Westchester’s Finest
Posted in Manhattan, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please allow me to introduce Ashley, Westchester’s Finest or so she thinks. Ashley has douchely dubbed herseld A-Cucs and Coocanelli (which she appropriately had tattooed on her shoulder) This troll swears all the guys in town want be with her and all the girls want to be with her. She brags about her “prize eyes” and her DSLs and thinks she is the best thing to happen to Westchester. She is the most conceited girl I’ve ever met and I don’t know why. She’s short, stubby, has a deep voice like Vin Diesel, a pig snout and the most ghetto attitude. Not to mention she’s a sloppy drunk that tries to hump anyone who gives her the slightest bit of attention. Let’s just say she’s a sure thing. The girl does have a decent rack and fat lips, but she’s got the worst midget face. And check out the scab in the corner of her mouth in some of the pics. So nasty! What do you think?
The only two things that you said were decent about her are fake and they both look like complete Niagara (Canadian side) hack jobs. There is no way any guy would want to stick it in that hobgoblin.- nik
For A Million Dollars Would You?
Posted in Manhattan, Would You? | February 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, If someone offered you a Million dollars, would you with any of these fine ladies?
Answer: No, I would rather die.
Smoking Cigarettes Is Serious Business In NYC
Posted in Jersey, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty | February 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I’ve written a few times already about some of the random stuff in NYC – from the underage girls hooking up and partying with actors, etc. There’s always some stupid sh*t happening here, and we’re all pretty used to it by now. But apparently smoking in NYC is extremely serious business. 5 of the city’s top clubs (M2, Imperial, The Box, Southside and Lit Lounge) might lose their food and beverage license for not doing anything about smoking. The health department apparently sent in undercover agents to these clubs and smoking was going on in full view of all the staff and noone did anything about it. So of course the city’s panties are in a bunch. The kicker – SouthSide’s owner said that their club is a non smoking establishment – but if you go to their web site, there are several pictures of people clearly smoking (the web site is now down because their solution to unwanted attention is “delete everything”). Now, I really dont give a sh*t either way, but rules are rules.
Pretty soon they are going to ban drinking at clubs. Who cares! Let people pretend they are cool and have a cigarette. It is all for show anyway.- nik
Upside Down Fish Lips Round Two
Posted in Manhattan | January 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Christina again… the wanna be model from New York… she is so beat looking put her on blast with her man hands!
Also See: Upside Down Fish Lips
She has total Jersey face.- nik
Facebook Celebrity
Posted in Hamptons, Long Island, Manhattan, The Dirty | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this guy on blast. His name is Justin R*ss Lee and it’s sickening that he has become a Hamptons/Manhattan socialite. He also claims to be a Facebook celebrity, whatever that is. All his comments are related to him being a Jew or his “Jew Jetting” adventures (For example, the one of him on the boat has the caption, “Captain Yid. Shiska Skipper.” It’s sickening that people kiss his @ss because he picks up everyone’s tabs. He also brags about spending $10k on a belt and that “carbonation is recession proof” as per when he buys bottles. And he hangs out with Blake Sl*de that was on the site a few days ago… team Douche Bags for sure.
This wanna be Wasp is such a loser. I bet you he has $4,876.73 in his bank account (Yes, Jew Jetter I know).- nik
Also See: Long Island Loser
You’re An Idiot If You Say No
Posted in Manhattan, Miami, The Dirty, Would You? | January 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she is the hottest girl i’ve ever seen. I think everybody would say YES to Adriana Lima. She has a hot body and beautifull bleu/gray eyes + she’s a natural beauty. So would you Nik, and she is SGM you have to say yes.
Answer: No, not anymore… don’t be brainwashed by society. Her nose is has zero shape and her teeth are jacked. I am not even going to go there with her knuckles. She is another Megan Fox scam (thanks to TheDirty.com Megan Fox officially has a thumb double- REAL TALK).- nik
NY Giants Girl, Would You?
Posted in Manhattan, New England, Would You? | January 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now that you’ve moved onto brunettes, how about the Tri State Famous NY Giants Girl? She’s pretty hot if you can tolerate the fact that she’s a media wh*re.
Answer: Hell no, photoshop is for liars, and the last thing I ever want to look at is her tramp stamp.
Long Island Loser
Posted in Long Island, Manhattan, The Dirty | January 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nikky Baby. This kid’s name is Blake S*ade, and he is a total waste of life. A few years ago, him and his loser friend were drunk and racing their daddy’s cars and as a result split a Jeep Cherokee in half, killing the couple inside on impact – and they were set to get married that weekend. Anyway, this douchebag went away to prison and as soon as he came out, his daddy bought him a brand new range rover. are you kidding me? the kid lives the life of a jet setter, popping pills, and is always drunk – too bad the two innocent people who he KILLED will never get to experience life.
Sometimes sperm just doesn’t come out the way God intended. I always say that extremely wealthy people shouldn’t have children. This is a prime example why.- nik
