THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I work with this steaming HOT……piece of shit! He thinks he’s a ladies man but he is so far from it. He’s actually an uncircumcized, princess of a pretty boy with soft hands. He thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips, when in fact a bag of doritos has a bigger penis. He uses his accent to try and lure you in, but really you can’t understand what the hell he is saying. Who knows if he even knows what he’s talking about half the time because he’s not the brightest color in the crayon box. He shows up to work everyday in his scrubs and pilot sunglasses like he is some male model. I don’t know why, all of us have caught on to his game. He’s a user! He was married for years then cheated on his wife with some of my co workers. He is only interest in sleeping with girls with his, ewwww, uncircumcised creepy little dick. He has no intentions of any kind of relationship with anyone he tries to sweet talk. He is Russian/mean to his women. Plus did I mention he’s a method head!!!!! All I can say ladies is that if you see this pale ass face and clammy soft hands, run, run far far away!