THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to High School with this girl and she is one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen. She was always so nice to everyone in my high school (even the nerds and losers and would stick up for them all the time) and she has a heart of gold she collects prom dresses for the disabled girls in our HS and did all of their make up and hair the day of prom and she still does it even though we graduated! She has such a presence when she walks into a room. She’s a great person and is just as beautiful in the inside as the outside! So I want to know would you with this Upstate NY girl?
Answer: No, I don’t blow my load into girls based on character.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick of this girl. She swears shes all that… shes just a wh*re who sleeps with men and oh yea a professional Boston Bruins player. The PROFESSIONAL BOSTON BRUINS HOCKEY PLAYER! NAME STARTS WITH A M… NO NEED TO MENTION ANYMORE BECAUSE I’M SURE PHOTOS OF THE TWO ARE LURKING AROUND SOMEWHERE!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “Upper footage scandal is really throwing me for a loop, because no one seems to know whether or not it holds validity. To catch everyone up, “Upper” is the name given to six hours of footage collected by a kid in Manhattan that shows some of New York’s affluent, social society doing massive amounts of blow which leads to one girl’s death from overdose. There was more that followed but you can read old posts and figure it out. All I want to know is whether or not this footage is legit or just a really elaborate viral campaign for a fictitious movie. People sent in dirt on Blake Pennington to you in the months that followed the original release of the story, but the amount posted doesn’t seem like as much as the Dirty Army would normally pull out, it could be planted by movie execs. I feel like if these kids were real, and as “influential” in New York society as the videos claim them to be, there would be more information about them available on the internet, and the DA would rip them to shreds with sightings posts. I would be more than interested in this movie either way, but I really want to know whether you think this is real and why or why not, Nik.
Upper people stop sending in these posts and release your bullsh*t movie already.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Manhattan Professional Group is the largest underground Ponzi Scheme in the United States. Its located at 350 5th Avenue (The Empire State Building) Suite 6015 New York, NY 10118. The company solicits specifically the elderly and disabled with promises of making large amounts of money with an online business. Most of their clients are over the age of 70! What is a 70 year old doing being sold on an online internet based business? Do they even own computers? They even sold to a 91 year old blind man (there telemarketers convinced him into investing his entire life savings). There are no reports of anyone making money, only losing their entire savings. See complaintsboard.com, ripoffreport, etc. they are flooded with complaints. The Manhattan Professional Group is made up of twenty or so sister companies that up sell products to elderly and disabled consumers wanting to make money. They profit over $100 million dollars a year! The biggest and baddest of their companies is called The Tax Club. The Tax Club has even hired a telemarketing specific scumbag lawyer named Joseph Sanscrainte (cell# 516-841-6**5) to handle all their complaints. Joseph is famous for protecting telemarketing criminals and has been rewarded for those achievements. Joseph Sanscrainte is an in the closet homosexual who has a secret relationship with Tax Club owner Ted Johnson behind both their wives back. Together they opened their “New York” based company in Utah. Why Utah? they are protected and pay Attorney General Mark Shurtleff for this protection. (So does many telemarketing companies, well documented. When the Utah AG receives complaints, they disappear. This is how they have remained operating for years with almost 100% client dissatisfaction. Someone needs to stop these criminals as 10′s of thousands of elderly and disabled have been solicited by this company and lost entire savings with them. It’s been reported numerous divorces, suicide attempts, insurmountable debt, and other issues in their victims after signing up with the company. I plead you to publish a story on these criminals as more and more people’s lives get ruined due to greed.
Please warn your grandparents so your will money doesn’t get affected.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: okay so this disgusting girl Alice Basovsky is one of the biggest low down sl*ts i’ve ever met she thinks she’s hot shit and thinks she’s a model and is going to be “famous” one day but clearly she doesn’t realize she’s already famous for all the c*m she’s been guzzling and all the hit and quits she has, she sleeps with her gf ex bf and even disowned by her own parents , she’s been on jerry springer & jersey shore and thinks she’s “cool” for it clearly this girl has problems because she doesn’t realize how hated she is for being such a slore with tooth pick legs and her victoria secret 2 cup size enhancing miraculous bra, this sloot needs to be put on blast , there is so much more dirt i have on this girl but not enough time, so would you nik?
+2′s don’t make you a model, they just help hide your gut.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you Google Matt Couloute, the first thing that comes up is: Liarscheatersrus.com, a site that warns women web-surfers about men who lie and cheat in their personal relationships. “It’s unfortunate,” said Couloute, as he walked in front of the Federal Courthouse in downtown Manhattan. “Anyone can go online and do that to somebody.” It’s one of the pitfalls of the Internet and our national obsession with googling anyone and everyone we meet, Couloute said. “Anyone can slander someone anonymously and just get away with it.” But in Matt’s case, his “slanderer” isn’t so anonymous. In fact, Amanda Ryncarz, Matt’s former girlfriend, fully admits posting on the site about their three-year relationship. “I posted on liarscheatersrus.com,” she said in a written statement, “because I wanted to warn other women in order to protect them from what I suffered.” Couloute is now suing Ryncarz for “tortuous interference with prospective business relations. It’s a case that could determine what people are and are not allowed to post on the Web. What Ryncarz allegedly “suffered” is fully available to anyone who googles Couloute. It includes her detailed descriptions of Couloute’s broken promises and what she describes as a pattern of deceit. “Over and over,” her statement continued, “Mathew led me to believe that we were going to get married.”. Click here to read full story.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eric Goldie is a mediocre web-celeb who thinks he’s better than he actually is. I ran into him on the street in New York the other day after he blew his parents money at Bloomingdales. I asked him for a picture and he completely denied it (as if he was something more than an average F-list celebrity). He is mostly known for his raunchy twitter account where he makes fun of everyone and everything. Since he wasn’t taking pictures for what ever reason with fans, I snapped one of him from across the street. Maybe once he sees this post he can get the stick out of his ass.
Eric please stop submitting yourself. Trying to gain fame through this website in a nonorganic way is beyond tacky.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been waiting to be blasted! This chick is Dana, she thinks she is some fashion guru and an It child. She graduated Brooklyn College for who the hell knows what but who knows what shes doing with her life besides MOOCHING of people. She is known as the biggest moocher of all time, any one from her friends to her bfS she uses EVERYONE for her own benefits. She works in a clothing store in Brooklyn Clothes Horse, she steals all her clothing from there and than plays the innocent card she even got manager due to shes such a great employee. She dates guys only in one criteria if they are loaded and drive nice cars. REALITY she is a dead fish in bed and after a blow job she asks for a Chanel bag. This girl acts more than she lives she feels shes some high baller but in reality just a broke b*tch monching off her friends/ bfs. She jumps back and forth from guy to guy. She loves lavish presents, thats the only reason she stays with guys, guys that hit on little 18 year olds lmao. This girl needs a blast Nik, can you pop her bubble.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is my first post ever and I have been reading your feedback in the “would you?” column and noticed you are quite picky with who you would. So I thought id give it a shot. This girl is Kayla Lynn Kruger, her modelling name is just Kaylalynn, she has been modelling for about 2 maybe 3 months and thinks she is top sh*t…Maybe even the next top model (in her opinion). She judges everything and anything that moves and thinks that if you arent 100 pounds you’re fat. She has no t*tties or ass, and claims to be a fitness model and the hottest thing around. She wears loads of makeup, you can see the layers… I will give her this, shes got a hot body for having a 9 month old baby. I personally think her personality makes her ugly but I am interested in seeing what you think. So Nik, would you?
Answer: Hell no. I could draw nipples on her back and be confused. She is not a model… models don’t have sperm eyebrows that almost kiss.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so, after showing my roommates the footage of ‘Upper’ we became so intrigued that we had to find out more about these people featured in the story. We started googling Chelsea Kane and we found this video: (similar to the one showed on Upper). ANYWAYS, does this “Jackie” girl really exist? Or is it Nicole Anderson as the youtube video suggests? Does this film just have a really great story line or did this sh*t really go down? How can you extort something this high profile and not get caught? There’s too many unanswered questions and loose ends. Maybe you can answer these questions we have, Nik.
