THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Abbey Lee K**. An Austrilian goddess supermodel ranked as the top 10 model as of right now. She is pretty much perfect and has the best body in the industry. Models from Vouge covers and editorials to Victoria Secret and rocks a nose ring! So Nik what do YOU think of this angel?

I think she needs braces and a new haircut.  I don’t believe in these top ten lists… the judges are all fashion industry gay guys (Pink Mafia) who can’t even get it up for chicks.  How can you tell if a chick is hot if you don’t want to stick it in them?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey Nik. how about this girl? she seems to think she’s hot sh*t and goes by the name michelle madonna. she’s brunette and used to be on a stupid nickelodeon show called queen bees. she’s definitely a bottle rat and drunken mess.  Her 15 minutes are long and gone, please give her a heads up because she is not listening to anyone, and thinks she was on some hit tv show or something.

I have no idea who that is?  She looks like every other make-up/fragrance pusher at Nordstroms.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Leah J**g, she is a frigid dick tease gold diggin freak. she thinks shes cool cause she has tattoos and she thinks shes a model but she doesnt get paid to do it. Pathetic!!! posing naked on the internet? tacky.

She just needs a portfolio so if she does find a trout he can say he’s dating a model, or that she used to model…She obviously knows the sloot gold diggin game from doing it for so long.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: this chick likes to take it up the *ss and is just beggin forr it in all her pics! she had to sleep with alll her teachers to pass her classes. she alsoo took my friends boyfriend and we still cant believe that a crackhead like her could get a guy like that!!

I wonder what his parents think when he is dressed up like a girl.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I have a huge ball of fun for you I live in Staten Island and everyone knows everyones business here, well everytime I go out to the few “clubs” we have, I always see this guy out. His name is Mike R and hes a “promotor” who always travels with a pack of trashbag girls. In case you havent noticed, he’s huuuge and really thinks he’s hot sh*t which he clearly is not. I follow your site religiously but never posted so I would love to know your thoughts on this promotor douche. I found some pictures on his facebook (not hard to find, he has over 500 of him partying) Love your site, xoxo.

Another ed farty wearing DB promoter who is just a man friend to the ladies and can’t find his greg.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, the douchebag on the left is some loser party promoter in NY named Sinan. He works for some french party promotion called French Tuesday and uses it to hook up with tons of girls. He hooked up with my friend after stalking her for months and has made a play for all her friends including me. He is cheap and has NO money and is a compulsive liar. He tries to get near ballers and pass himself off as one but all the girls have figured out he is a SCUMBAG!!! Put him on blast NIK and warn the ladies of NY to steer clear of this diseased A-Hole..

I doubt he hooks up with ‘a ton of girls’…he probably has a hard time getting them in the club.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think the lady in the yellow jacket just made a huge mistake on the PG-rated Today Show.

No, she was just trying to point out that Natalie Morales is a huge Purple Crayon fan.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik Love the Site.. Really want you to Put this kid on Full Blast… His name is Zach Ba**. He is the bigggest creeper… Hes from Albany not Manhattan.. He preys on little girls and girls with boyfriends.. He use to message my EX and we would just sit laughing at him trying to Kick game over Facebook.. He is 25 and is dating a girl who is 17. If only she knew what a creeeper he wass and how he inbox messages girls even younger than her… Classy Right.. I know you will have some fun with him… Question: If you hang out with purple crayons and have red hair does that cancel you out as being a ginger? PS how funny are these pictures and especially his Hats hahaha.

I am starting to believe that all Fire-crotches are just born as douche bags… it is like it is in their blood.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Jenna its about time you made it on this site… (watch the comments light up) So Nik this is Jenna, she is from Vancouver but worked as an “escort” in Toronto for the past few years and now she is working in New York.  She is confirmed to have 2 stds (sorry Lance this must be exposed) She loves the greg and handles it quite well.

She looks like fresh of the boat, I’m guessing Thai mail order bride.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik, I was in vegas this weekend to celebrate the super bowl…My team lost but that’s not the issue at hand..I saw the most over chicked dude I have ever seen in my life, then I was dumbfounded when I saw the guy she was with.  This guy was scruffy, loud, fat, sloppy, looked like a bum and who do I see his side, none other than Kylie Bisutti.  At first I thought they were just friends, but when I saw them holding hands and rubbing each other legs and sh*t I knew something was up.  I overheard this guy talking about investing in stocks and how he had his dad transfer his whole trust fund into some stock which went up 1000 percent, yes one thousand…and of course he went on to talk about the millions he made.  I couldn’t believe this victoria’s secret model was golddiggin away at some homely trust fund baby.  So I did some research and found all these pics, made me wanna puke when I saw half of them.  One pic on her page was of a hangman they did together which read “u are the love of my life” You spelt with only a u, those private schools really taught you well there seniore OC (over chicked).  Nik what do you think about this lovely couple.

Even though I am not a fan of her inverted face, I must say she is way out of this guys league.  Money cannot buy happiness in bed.  I decided.- nik