Why Isn’t Spike Lee Banned From The NBA

May 18, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 294

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I am dumbfounded as to why NBA commissioner Adam Silver banned Donald Sterling for his racist comments but not Spike Lee. Spike Lee came out a couple months ago and said he doesn’t like white people in his traditionally black neighborhood. He has made countless racist statements like these over the years. In addition, he posted the address of George Zimmermans parents on his Twitter last year. Even if you think Mr Zimmerman, a Latino man Mr Lee refers to as being “white”, did murder Trayvon Martin how does that justify putting his parents lives in danger? Furthermore, he didn’t even give out the right address and an elderly couple were victimized by receiving death threats. Does that sound like someone who should be allowed to attend New York Knick games? Let alone be in the front row of Commissioner Silvers press conferences?

I heard Phil Jackson hates him.- nik

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Would you with this brunette

May 16, 2014 Manhattan, Would You? 76

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Allie Roberts from Schenectady New York? Look at those eyes! Would you?

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Thickness Is So Confused By The “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls” Campaign

May 14, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 60

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m sure you heard about the 300+ school girls that were kidnapped in one of those African countries… now all the celebs are jumping on board with this “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls” campaign and its all over social media.  The timing on this couldn’t have been any better, check out the post and right under Dirty Celeb Thickness is sooooo confused… and we all know why lol.

The reality is… EVERY man pays for females. You’re paying one way or the other, unless you marry to Jessica Simpson.- nik

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NYC Diva a Giver

May 5, 2014 Manhattan, Would You? 21

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this dime on Tinder. She put out quickly and is content on doing business whenever I need. Small problem, she have me DRD. An incurable, recurring DRD. So, nik, besides the DRD, would you get nasty with Kelly?

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Rich Man’s Whale Wars

May 4, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Would You? 99


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found this girl on the Twitter machine. She is a model living in NYC. I think she is a better, thinner, younger version of Whale Wars. What do you think? Would you?

Answer: No, she needs to lose about 12 more pounds before I would even consider penetration.

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Who Is Kanye Chest Fooling With This Throw Back Picture

May 2, 2014 Kanye Chest, Manhattan, The Dirty 80



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I follow Kanye Chest on Instagram, because as a woman, I am so fascinated by how a man can look so feminine and posh. Anyway, she posted a picture (1st pic) of herself from “high school” and it has left me with nothing but questions. 1) my parents would have MURDERED me if I left the house wearing a skimpy white bikini to go play pool, in fact, how old does that make her no then (I was assuming she was in her mid 30s), 2) When did she undergo her “transformation”? 16, 17? I didn’t know they performed surgeries on people like that at such a young age, and 3) Does she even have parents?! I love the idea of parents accepting their kids no matter who they decide to be in life, but getting your “daughter” breast implants, facial surgery, etc at such a young age seems crazy! Can somebody please answer these questions for me, because I am mighty confused now! P.S. What do you guys think of her new, blonde hair?

I don’t think I could play pool with him.- nik

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Melody Virola

April 30, 2014 Albany, Manhattan, Syracuse 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here you go Nik, she’s a winner! Her name is Melody Virola, she’s 19 and has a bigger head count than most people her age. I asked her how many people she’s been with and she cant even remember. I hate to admit that she was my ex and that I fell in love with her. Come to find out that when we broke shit off that she was f*cking other people a few hours before she would come to f*ck me. She’s been all over, Troy, Lansingburgh Albany, Bronx, Massachusetts…this bitch is dirty. She cheated on one of her gfs with me, She would hit me up for sex because she said nobody could make her wet like i could. She’d be at her gfs house texing me and messaging me dirty shit. She fucks anybody, guys and girls. SHe’s conceited and all into herself, and she gives a damn about nobodies feelings but her own. She leaves her son all the time with her mom so she can go hoe around, smoke weed and get drunk. She is the prime example of a DIRTY girl.

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Army Officer Gone Wild

April 27, 2014 Chicago, Manhattan 18

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is a total womanizer, sex-addict, and sleaze ball. He uses every sex site out there to try to find college girls or cougars to bang, all while he is dating a big time NYC hedge fund manager on the side. He seems like the total package until he has a few drinks (read: BINGE DRINKER) or you see his package which leaves a whole lot to be desires (read: most flaccid penises are larger than his hard penis). Yes ladies, Erik Olsen is not the man he might convince you that he is. He litterally takes nothing in life seriously. He may seem to have a perfect army resume and humblebrag about his glory days at west point but below the surface it is all just for show. The only thing he cares about is presenting an image of competence and superiority to everyone he works with but when his boots come off he is just a little boy with peterpan syndrome trying to find the best party and easiest girls to beef up his ego and act like an idiot. Do not be fooled by his facade, there is a reason that guys with little penises drive big cars with big tires. And there’s a reason that they display their accomplishments, *cough* humbly *cough*, on their cars in the form of bumper stickers and license plate holders. This guy is about two three things only: banging bitches, getting loaded, and trying to convince the world that he is hot shit.

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