Manhattan | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 12

Stephanie Covert Is One Evil Person

June 20, 2014 Hollywood, Las Vegas, Manhattan 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, its time this Stephanie Covert be exposed. First let me say this girl is mentally sick and an evil person. She had a celebration on a boat to celebrate her 100th f*ck, YES that is right a couple of years ago her and a group of sluts traveled to the Bahamas to celebrate Stephanie f*cking 100 guys. Her boyfriend at the time was the boat captain. Stephanie’s future X husband was on the boat and that is where she met him. She was sleeping with him while her boyfriend worked on the boat. She realized her boyfriend was not wealthy enough and jumped ship from the boat worker to the boat owner lol. She gold digged her way into marriage till the guy smarted up and dumped her Michael Jackson looking ass. She has had so much bad plastic surgery and someone needs to tell this girl to look in the mirror and examine her EXTREMELY LARGE FOREHEAD. THATS RIGHT HER FOREHEAD IS THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FEILD AND THIS BITCH THINKS SHE IS HOTT. She got run out of Palm Beach after the divorce since she had slept with the entire town and was never accepted by the old money since she is trash. Warning everyone in LA and Vegas this classless slut is looking for you and your wallet. Don’t be fooled her pussy is bigger then her forhead and she will take you for everything you have. cheers. I supplied you with before and after pictures of her plastic surgery.

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Keep Hating On Our Success

June 19, 2014 Kanye Chest, Manhattan, The Dirty 735



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people need to shut up and stop hating on girls like us.  Because we are the new “it” girls.  Here is Yasmine Petty, you call her Kanye Chest in Kuwaitt shooting an Arabic TV show.  Her nose is beyond perfect, because we make so much damn money, we get the best of the best.  Hate on that Birkin bag none of you full girls can afford… We are the best and we are an experience that everyone can offer.

But you are still a dude so what’s your point.- nik

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Pot Calling The Kettle Black

June 18, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 96

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I swear Thickness has got even dumber since she moved out of Vegas to Manhattan.  Not sure if she killed all the brain cells she had while she was partying here but most of the stuff she posts on her FB is just hilarious.

Genius savant.- nik

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Jay Z Would Never Sleep With Liv

June 15, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 118


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what a joke Liv is. Jay Z wouldn’t sleep with this trash. Nobody respects a woman who tries to make a name for themselves by claiming they could have slept with a celebrity. That’s like me saying I “could have” slept with Nik Richie.

No you couldn’t.- nik

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Josh Groban and Rachel Beider: The Woman He Hides Is Expecting A Baby

June 10, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 97


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, recently, someone submitted a story about Josh Groban completely ignoring his Brooklyn girlfriend Rachel Beider. They went to Italy on 6.5.14 and rumor on the street is that she’s pregnant. Josh can’t say a word; he still needs to hide her because he has an upcoming hosting gig and needs to keep his good-guy image. A big portion of his elderly fans are conservative and like things done the traditional way if you catch my drift. Rachel is hopeful he’ll turn over a new leaf and finally stop ignoring her now that there’s a bun in the oven. Rachel is the short-haired girl, in the aqua dress. Josh Groban was trapped by a sex vessel.

More importantly, who is the Bin Laden looking dude?- nik


The Girlfriend Josh Groban Ignores

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Mark Talavera

June 10, 2014 Manhattan 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: this guy has 3 fake profile on facebook and he will send friend request only black women his skinny ass has a fetish for black women. he will chat with u on 1 profile, switch to his other profile and get your phone number smh he lives in Queens, NY and likes to reach events on

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Iraqi Prick

June 9, 2014 Albany, Manhattan 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this Iraqi named Ali Alelayawi on blast! this refugess came to America like yesterday and thinks he is the shit! he posts photos of him shirtless but has a photo of a Muslim woman covered and saying that covered women are more beautiful than uncovered women! Which is funny, since he likes to post photos of himself naked! Arabs never leave their primitive thinking. There was also a incident a friend of mine told me about where his dad thought all Africans were “black”. The person he was talking to was a fair skinned north african! Iraqis think that just because a person is African that they are  automatically beneath them. Those big noses and kinky hair you Iraqis have dont come from Europe! that dark complexion didnt come from Europe! No matter how baggy their clothes are or how much hip hop music they listen to. They still think low of Americans and they still see women a s”whores”. This guy talks about modesty and his arrogant ass is posting all shirtless photos of his bony body. Disgusting! Arabs(mainly Iraqis and other places like lebanon) are the biggest self haters on this planet. They wills traighten that hair and get nosejobs to try to look “European”. Nik, please put this wannabe bodybuilder on blast

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New York Rangers Will Win The Stanley Cup

June 6, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 43


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, message for all you pansy Kings fans. The NY Rangers are going to wipe your Cali communist asses back to Russia. Rangers are America’s team b*tches. And Nik Richie is a F*G for being a Kings fan. Everyone knows you are gay Nik. Come out of the closet like Doughty.

Drew Doughty is the best defensemen in the NHL. Easy there butt pirate.- nik

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