Dude won’t leave my friend alone

March 13, 2014 Manhattan 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: this guy by the name of Andrew Harrison who calls himself “El Rey” is a scam artist of many. He has been making fake profiles of a buddy of mine and won’t stop. He has made over 13 fake profiles on FB and one on IG. He lives in New York and has been making my friend live a nightmare. Like what kind of low-life person has the time to make those up with lies. I also heard from my friend he scammed him into sending money to a “girl” he “knew” and my buddy found out and now this Andrew guy is pissed and making these profiles to get back at him. I for one am tired of him requesting me and reading all this fake info he’s throwing out there about my friend. Also if he’s confronted he’ll lie through his teeth. Now if you can put this guy on blast that would be great because he is just a criminal that not many people know about. if you want me to elaborate I can tell you more. plus he’s blocked myself and a handful of other people as well but his profile is readily available for others to see.

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The Epitome Of YOCO

March 13, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 90


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, meet Jordan Anthony, the complete personification of YOCO. The first time I actually met this girl in person I was absolutely shocked at what she really looks like. She’s not even remotely close to being attractive but she certainly has a way with Photoshop. Follow away fellas because this girl LIVES for creepy likes and comments from randoms. When she’s not busy posting selfies of her big fake titties and duckface, she’s usually good for a very entertaining hyper-desperate status… something along the lines of “why don’t I have a boyfriend?? someone snuggle me!! tell me I’m pretty!!!” Well Jordan, it’s probably because you’re an insufferable c*nt with the brain capacity of a small autistic child. Her latest MO is blowing up everyone’s newsfeed with her promising new business venture promotions, i.e. every ridiculous pyramid scheme you could imagine. “Get rich AND skinny like me with blah blah body wraps” …sorry Jordan, the rest of us actually went to college and have real jobs. But beware, your entertainment could be fleeting: post one comment that she doesn’t like and “*insert string of generic insults* I’ll just delete you!” Ouch, burn. What ever will we do with ourselves now that Jordan Anthony has unfriended us??? Good thing there’s plenty of other stupid self-obsessed whores out there to make fun of… and of course, The Dirty!

Now that Facebook is dead, what are these girls going to do when Instagram dies?- nik 

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Dog Ugly Cross Dresser

March 13, 2014 Albany, Manhattan 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, For some unknown reason, I had messaged this worthless, dog ugly, self-righteous, cross dressing, asshole. His name on Facebook is William A J Thompson, and he is from Schodack Landing, New York. I can’t for the life of me remember why I even messaged him, I don’t talk to people I don’t know on Facebook, but I’m sure there was some reason. All I said was “hey :” days later, he messaged me back “Good bye. I hate fake people like you so good bye!” I replied asking him wtf he was talking about, and how the hell was I “Fake” when he does not know a thing about me. He went on to say that since i color my hair blue, that makes me fake and immature, and also said that “my kind” is the reason America is going to hell. Seriously?? This dude knows NOTHING about me besides the fact that I have blue hair. He claimed “I know a LOT!” and proceeded to tell me to leave him alone. I told him I would gladly leave him alone, that I don’t need or want assholes like him in my life, that I don’t add people I do’t know, and the fact that I couldn’t even remember why I messaged him in the first place, so obviously wasn’t important. I also told him it was pathetic to judge me for having blue hair, when I wasn’t judging him for Cross Dressing! (his profile picture is a picture of him in the dirtiest mirror I have ever seen, and he is wearing a long blue dress with high heels. Yet, I’M the fake one? PLEASE! What REALLY pissed me off was when he said at the end “You have wasted my time because only classy ladies like Taylor Swift may talk to me. The rest can fuk off!!” Ugh, this guys is a complete scum bag. I never imagined I would ever submit something on here, but I need to know…. is this piece of trash REALLY above me like he seems to think? Now, I am not saying that I’m the hottest girl out there, but personally, I do not think I am ugly and I don’t know why ANY girl would want to talk to this creep. I realize by posting my own picture, I will probably get TONS of nasty comments about me, but it would all be worth it if I just got this loser posted on here. I wish I knew if I could post his facebook page on here, because I would love for the Dirty Army to just BLOW UP his inbox.

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Ugly New York Tines Writer Bullies Disabled

March 10, 2014 Manhattan, Wisconsin 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: By the way Nik, The Dirty saved my life. I had a nutso chick who was going to get me jumped by bangers in Chicago outside of my school. Police were able to find out stuff about her through the Dirty and realize she wasn’t the victim. And people call you a bad person. Now check this out as far as bad people: As you know Nik, ugly people are mean. I worked at the University of Wisconsin Madison newspaper, The Daily Cardinal, with this guy, Rob Gebeloff. He would come into the office and bully one of the freelance writers who had cerebral palsy. He’s supposed to be some journalist for the downtrodden but we know, Nik, when it comes down to it, no amount of intellectualism will help a bitter non-player get over their fake nerd complex. I’m in a wheelchair myself for MS and hot women are the nicest to me, really good friends. Given that I still love my ex-wife and always will,, Im cool with friends. But hot people feel better about themselves so they aren’t dicks to the helpless. And mainstream journalism should get off it’s high horse. That’s why I sent this.

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Core Creep

March 8, 2014 Manhattan 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This Loser Would Screw your friend of 20 years while you’re prego and she looks like cow dung. He might be able to screw all night but much to your chagrin, it won’t lead to any orgasms for you! He’ll try to get cha in the ass but tell him you know all about his dirty d**k! He’s a compulsive liar and a natural born cheater. He’s also a big regional sales rep for a BIG corporation meanwhile, he’s always crying poverty. This is a lowdown no conscience creep to the core girls! Watch your step, or you’ll step in deep sh*t with this piece of work!

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Jakiichu Resurfaceing

March 4, 2014 Manhattan 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Long known for her myspace days of exposing band members nude photos and Sl*t Shaming, Ex girl friend of popular you tuber and musician “nickasaur” and “jakewolfcrunk” merch girl reveals secrets about local bands “this girl is the hunter moore of nyc”-Frank F”send her any drama info she will blow you up”-Chris C “M.O.H.M” shes the type of girl to smile in your face and then take photos of you makeing out on tour and send them to your girlfriend.”-Dom D seen at almost every show from the EDM scene to large venue Metalcore shows she has been know for exposeing cheaters and leakeing naked band member photos which she acquires from touring Popular bands such as “frameing Haley” and “famouse last words” can be seen as well as popular YouTube personality’s such as dakota wint and Morgan joyce have been targeted and exposed. ” I went to buy merch and she snapped when I asked for a photo with her”-xxxxx. she has been called the perez hilton of the local nyc and long island music scene and still runs a blog exposeing cheaters and posting nudes of groupies and band members.

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I Will Never Understand NBA Players

March 3, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 35

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last week Raymond Felton got arrested on gun charges in New York.  First off, I don’t get why the NBA is still allowing him to play and second, why are all these millionaires acting like thugs?  I guess he scared the sh*t out of his wife with one of the guns and she turned his sorry ass in.  If I was rich, I would just put someone on payroll to carry the guns and do my dirty work.  Idiots.

I want Whoopi Goldberg to be the new coach of the Lakers.- nik

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What The Hell Happened To Howard Stern

February 26, 2014 Hamptons, Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 214

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s like he has morphed into a 6′ 5 version of Rhea Perlman from Cheers. The guy starves himself by eating only fish and steamed vegetables and worries about how his “wide birthing hips” look in his John Varvatos skinny jeans. I mean the guy has lost so much weight he has a wider inner thigh gap than most 21 year old sexy women. How does a billionaire leave his 3 estates complete with homeless chic, oversized hefty trash bag looking leather jacket that is flared at the waist to emphasize his newly feminine hips. Then he goes on the air and is bragging how he recently lost 20 pounds, how his trophy wife Beth says he has a “six pack” for abs, yet refuses to admit that he has gotten plastic surgery on his face including a chin implant!

His show is no longer fun or funny. He has made up with all the people he ragged on for years including Rosie O’Donnel, Chevy Chase, Larry King, Ellen DeGeneres and Kathie Lee Gifford. Mr. Shock Jock even travels with a full time hair dresser named Toni who curls his hair! What 60 yr old man uses a curling iron on his wig, I mean, hair and brags about he is now taking calligraphy classes!  Please oh wise one Nik, give me insight on what has happened to this guy! Is it the money? The 2nd wife? Please tell me you will not turn into this as you continue to have success.

Nothing happened. Howard should of exited as a King ten years ago. Some guys just can’t let go… ego, attention and greed can kill a man.- nik

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