Peyton Manning Proved That Tom Brady Is The Greatest Of All Time

February 4, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 99

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure you watched the murdering of the Broncos on Sunday. As a die hard Pats fan, it was a great moment for me.  Watching Peyton choke from the very first play was awesome because the whole time I was thinking how Tom Brady would have easily won that game and destroyed that weak Seattle Defense.

Las Vegas won a record 120 million bucks thanks to Peyton Manning.- nik



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Leather And Laces Super Bowl Party Was A BUST

February 3, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 27

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel like such an idiot. I’m from Philly and my guys convinced me to spend $500 to buy a ticket to this Leather and Laces Super Bowl party. My guys said it will be ‘the best’ SB party, better than Maxim. Well, my guys lied. We showed up and had to wait 1 hour to get in. Freezing our balls off outside. We get into the party and nobody was even there. The place was DEAD. Not only that all the celebrities they promised us, all these super models left after 5 minutes. The only celebs we met were Joey Fatone and Perez Hilton. What a joke right! As for the girls, the hired guns looked like my sister. I left Philly to see real women. All in all we spent $4k between all my boys. WHAT A SCAM! Just warning you clowns for next Super Bowl. Go Maxim.

I heard Maxim sucked too. Super Bowl parties are amateur hour.- nik 



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Is Matt Barnes Really Dating Tranny Milan The Empress

January 31, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now everything comes to the light. I knew Milan the Video Girl for awhile now and I’ve always known her to be the choosey type but I never knew she was a TS. I have been trying to take her out for the longest and she always refuses. I just found out that she was a TGirl through recent media outlets. She was just spotted with a Famous NBA Player Matt Barnes and they called her- his TransGender girlfriend. I was confused at first but then it made a lot of sense. I knew she has a vagina but I never knew she was a tranny. She always claims that all she is looking for some one to love but in reality she just wants someone to love her FINANCIALLY. If you’re not an athlete or baller – in her eyes you don’t exist. Well, at least that’s how I look at her. I went through her FB and Instagram and seen she is always traveling and doing things only a girlfriend of a baller would do. All I know is Milan is a GOLD DIGGER and she always refuses to tell people her status as a Tranny. It is our right to know.

Matt Barnes better request medical records before he turns gay.- nik



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Horebag Yana

January 30, 2014 Manhattan 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick is a slut. Used her a couple of times just to hit it and quit it. She is good at giving bjs. Her lips do the job. Couple of times I hit it and quit it. Next thing I find out is ma nigga hit it da next day. Bitch is wildin!

You’d think thunder thighs would be a disadvantage on the pole.- nik



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It’s Not Fair

January 28, 2014 Kanye Chest, Manhattan, The Dirty 181

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, let me preface this by saying I’m a woman (and not a closeted bi-curious man). I find Kanye Chest to be super attractive. Whoever performed her surgeries deserves a Nobel peace prize. Bottom line: it’s not fair that most women don’t even look this good. She (well, technically he) is killing the game! Life is so unfair sometimes… I know straight business men and congressmen going gay for him.  Its insane.

I saw Kanye Chest in person. The dude knows how to work a room.- nik



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Lana Shwartz The Backside Queen Update

January 27, 2014 Manhattan 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lana’s x-boyfriend Max Komsky…Him or his roommate clearly wrote this post about her. Max has been obsessing over Lana ever since she found a new boyfriend he wont leave her alone. He even goes as far as sending her bottles of champagne while she’s having dinner with her boyfriend. He is a serious drug addict him and his roommate throw drug-fueled parties at their apartment everyday that are charged on Max’s daddies blackcard.They’re real sleeze -balls!!! Get this the kid Max hates to shower the body oder that comes off of him is so disturbing…BTW – the one on the left is max

Not a very subtle stalker.- nik



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Alan Dove, Fat Arthur

January 27, 2014 Manhattan 239

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Alan Dove the infamous “can’t get hard” loser. Dove has been with more girls than most but hasnt got hard once, let alone release. Its a sad story not being able to reproduce. Maybe the reason for this is HES GAY. He had his friends stick a bottle of Hennesy in his ass while he was xanaxed out in miami. He woke up and they told him it was a tranny, poor kid. He has all the money you need (stolen credit card numbers) and is still depressed. All he does is post gay instagram quotes and ugly seflies… Has to hang out with his coke blowing roommate MAX KUMSKY (KOMSKY). Another poor kid…steals his daddys money to buy an eight ball every friday. Has his daddy pay for his ugly refrigerator looking car and his tiny apt he shares w Alan Dove. Max KUMSKY should just stay home on the weekends, poor kid gets hit everywhere he goes, his stuttering wo’t get any better from these haymakers. KUMSKY has to buy his friends things on his daddys credit card so he can have some cash for blow. These two have a friend FAT ARTHUR “PARTY ARTY” biggest male bottle hoe in the city, poor kid his gf Glo cheats on him. FAT ARTHUR brings his net worth everywhere he goes, on his wrist. TEAM BALLIN…

If women give you a limp wrist you should question your sexuality..- nik



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Jeffrey Ferraioli Desperate Weasel

January 27, 2014 Manhattan 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Jefferey Ferraioli who is from Kent New York.. Hes so desperate and pitiful.. He works as a corrections officer and aside from having a turkey neck he and no life! He thinks he can get any woman he wants.. He fat and has back acne along w hair covering his whole body except his head! He gets on craigslist everyday and posts personels ad looking for a wife / girlfriend in every city in the midwest for them to relocate.. He such a cornball and is obssesed w craigslist hookups..

Does that say ‘porno’ or ‘homo’ on his shirt?- nik



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